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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
09-22-2016, 05:34 AM
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This entire forum is just so stupid, why can't these two groups stop arguing, put aside their differences and get along. Because that is what makes things better in this world. Hopefully you take my advice seriously. Thank you.
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Muddy waters here. What two groups are you referring to? I note that you have disregarded our request for a proper introduction. Don't you think that's rude? How can you expect us to take you seriously, fellow?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2016, 11:46 AM
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This is the saddest, and probably the stupidest if I might add, post I have ever found.
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OH HI. a fellow memer and internet fellow. welcome to hell. when do u wanna start quoting keemstar
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-01-2016, 02:05 PM
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OH HI. a fellow memer and internet fellow. welcome to hell. when do u wanna start quoting keemstar
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Are proper sentence structure, punctuation, spelling, capitalization and so forth no longer taught in the junior high schools of America?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-12-2016, 08:32 PM
If you honestly believe that this game is about homosexuality, then you're wrong and foolish. The man in the gas mask and baggy suit? In the game he uses fire to burn his opponents. I wonder what the rubber protects him from....The patients saying things like, "I love this Doctor!," or "Get behind me Doctor!"? The characters are in a war zone and the doctor is a genius who made a healing beam device out of a fire hose and a lot of duct tape. If you were in a war zone, you had just lost your arm and/or were about to die and a field medic saved your life, it should be perfectly understandable to say "I love this Doctor!" If you say "hurr durr but only jesus can save peepl" then fine, but that doesn't change the fact that this man braved death and maybe worse to save YOU, you ungrateful brat. "Get behind me Doctor!"? You'd want to protect this man who can cheat death and help you destroy your enemies right? In the game, the Medic cannot heal himself very easily, so it makes more sense for the team to stand in front of the Medic to insure his survival. If you want me to explain more of this "satanic gay sh*t", by all means shoot me a reply you nest of dullards and fools.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-12-2016, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
...If you want me to explain more of this "satanic gay sh*t", by all means shoot me a reply you nest of dullards and fools.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-12-2016, 08:45 PM
If Miss Brunelleski had bothered to read this entire thread, she would have discovered that all her "ishoos" were dealt with long ago.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-12-2016, 08:51 PM
Me? I'm an ungrateful brat?
That hurts my feelings. What makes you say that?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-13-2016, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
If Miss Brunelleski had bothered to read this entire thread, she would have discovered that all her "ishoos" were dealt with long ago.
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You didn't read a single word I wrote did you? Also, DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! TRIGGERED!!!!!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-13-2016, 06:17 PM
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You didn't read a single word I wrote did you? Also, DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! TRIGGERED!!!!!
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-13-2016, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Me? I'm an ungrateful brat?
That hurts my feelings. What makes you say that?
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You missed the part where I said that you should be grateful for a man saving your life. Isn't it ungrateful to degrade the person who again, saved your life?
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-13-2016, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brunelleschi
You missed the part where I said that you should be grateful for a man saving your life. Isn't it ungrateful to degrade the person who again, saved your life?
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I am grateful to no man save Christ Jesus who is God. No one can save or take my life unless the LORD wills it. It's foolish to think a homosexual MacGyver is worth revering. No amount of duct tape in the world can wash the stench of sin.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
I am grateful to no man save Christ Jesus who is God. No one can save or take my life unless the LORD wills it. It's foolish to think a homosexual MacGyver is worth revering. No amount of duct tape in the world can wash the stench of sin.
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Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.
Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by CaffeineTheAtheist
I am new here and am going to my thoughs here
Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.
Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>
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Hi, sweetie, and welcome to our Godly forum!
We do not hate you for being atheist (this is the correct spelling) even though we are Christians (also please take not of the correct spelling).
We will pray that God removes the delusion He gave you and allows you to repent and accept Him as your Savior. Right now, however, it seems pretty clear that He wants you to roast in Hell:
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by CaffeineTheAtheist
I am new here and am going to my thoughs here
Some Backstory: I am 15 from the UK, i am brought up in a agnostic Family with Christain background. My community is mostly Christain, I am a Athiest, please do not hate me for that.
Right, I have roughly 600 hours in TF2. I am a straight white male and have not seen any homosexual content in TF2 (besides fanart and sexual sfms) the game is very fun but has a lot of gore, if you want to talk to me. tweet at me: <<<teenage porn site link removed by moderator>>>
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You are off to a bad start, coffeehead. Why don't you go on over to the introduction forum and make a proper introduction, instead of barging into the conversation like a homeless person wanting a donation. You will find instructions on that forum. I will reserve my opinions and commentary until then, but I must tell you that we are aware of the fact that there are no Christian communities in England, though we have located a few Christians. Those Christians are mostly in hiding since England has become a largely (or bigly, as Donald would say) Muslim country with the citizenry howling for Christian blood. The Lord has prohibited lying (Exodus 20:16) and you are on thin ice as a result.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Hi, sweetie, and welcome to our Godly forum!
We do not hate you for being atheist (this is the correct spelling) even though we are Christians (also please take not of the correct spelling).
We will pray that God removes the delusion He gave you and allows you to repent and accept Him as your Savior. Right now, however, it seems pretty clear that He wants you to roast in Hell:
2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
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I really just want a conversation. Please dont strike me! Thanks.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:22 PM
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I really just want a conversation.
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That would be great, honey!
Just one little thing. In order to have a conversation with us, you need to be able to support your claims with appropriate Scripture, because being a Christian means using the Holy Bible as the Manual of Life. I hope you can keep up.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
That would be great, honey!
Just one little thing. In order to have a conversation with us, you need to be able to support your claims with appropriate Scripture, because being a Christian means using the Holy Bible as the Manual of Life. I hope you can keep up.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:36 PM
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Again, I am a Atheist
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Greetings Caffeine. I welcome you to this forum. These folk here are mostly Baptist but they will tolerate nonBaptists if they are well behaved. I have learned very good manners at the Methodist School but I am Rastafari and so not Baptist. My good manners have served me well here in Babylon and they will serve you well too. Are the English a polite people? I have seen many in Jamaica which is my home but they have been vacationers and mainly too drunk on rum to speak clearly so I am unclear on the subject of English manners. My advice to you is to be polite and do not anger these white people. They are armed and dangerous but since you are far away in England there is probably no danger to you personally but they may run amok and injure some passerby if you get them too stirred up.
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Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:37 PM
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Again, I am a Atheist
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Hello, Mr. (Miss?) Caffeine. Please let me clarify that you are not an Atheist. You could be, however, an atheist. Do you see the difference? Don't ask me why, the logic of English language rules of capitalization is beyond my understanding, but "atheist" is not capitalized in English unless it is at the beginning of a sentence or a part of a proper name.
Also, being an atheist is not an excuse not to read the Bible. To the contrary - you need to know what you are disagreeing with in order to disagree with it, right?
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! -
10-21-2016, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by CaffeineTheAtheist
Again, I am a Atheist
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You're mistaken, dear. You've been conditioned your whole life to think for yourself, and that will be your undoing. However, there is Good News! You can avoid the horrifying torture you would otherwise be doomed to experience for all eternity if you only consider the Scriptures to be True and Worthy (John 3:18)!
We have a very comprehensive Bible in a Year forum with which you could read along as you begin your journey to Salvation!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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