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  • #91
    Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    Hiroshi is into skat! He posted a picture of himself with feces smeared all over his body so this is no surprise.

    Do you believe he had the nerve to ask me out? I guess he wanted me to poop on him.
    He could be one of those adult baby people.


    To you agents of false religions and atheists...
    Proverbs 16:2
    All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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    • #92
      Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
      Hiroshi is into skat! He posted a picture of himself with feces smeared all over his body so this is no surprise.

      Do you believe he had the nerve to ask me out? I guess he wanted me to poop on him.
      I think you should go for it. You're not likely to get a better offer.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #93
        Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

        Bro' Tem,

        If you ever get to the US please contat me. I think you need to be with a white woman and not some slut with dark skin who says she's Caucasian.

        These Middle Easern people lie and claim they are Caucasian. Believe me
        they are just push/pull starts who could pretend to be anything
        Come climb my mountains.

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        • #94
          Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          You revolting little yellow pervert! I thought we banned you from this Godly forum! Why aren't you making cheap toys in a sweatshop somewhere?

          Do you really think that any True Christian™ girl would ever be seen with you? Much less allow you to wrap your tiny tentacle around her maidenhood?

          And worse of all, you barge into our CHRISTIAN forum with offers of prayers to your false chink "gods" who don't even exist! I suppose you believe in lucky elephant excrement as well?
          Pastor Ezekiel, you are absolutely correct. Posts like his are why I hesitate letting my children on the internet.
          What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?

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          • #95
            Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

            Originally posted by Rev. Fenster Burnham View Post
            Pastor Ezekiel, you are absolutely correct. Posts like his are why I hesitate letting my children on the internet.
            Why not make your own thread in our "introductions" section. We'd like to get to know you, pal.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #96
              Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

              Damn ALL the gook joos!

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              • #97
                Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Why not make your own thread in our "introductions" section. We'd like to get to know you, pal.
                I've been looking for it. Link? I'd like to introduce myself. Thanks.
                What I want to know is did the Corinthians ever write back?

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                • #98
                  Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                  Yes, yes, yes! I have one blonde hair left as well as one tooth and one big boob. Do I get the job?


                  PS: I live in West Virginia and my name is Betty Lou, does that matter?
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                  • #99
                    Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                    Originally posted by sinner View Post
                    Yes, yes, yes! I have one blonde hair left as well as one tooth and one big boob. Do I get the job?


                    PS: I live in West Virginia and my name is Betty Lou, does that matter?
                    I'm sure you would suit Hitachi just fine, Betty Lou. After all, he only requested a blond hair and a big boob.
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                    • #100
                      Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                      Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                      I'm sure you would suit Hitachi just fine, Betty Lou. After all, he only requested a blond hair and a big boob.
                      Oh, so sorry. I'll have that tooth pulled out then...



                      PS: Oops, I forgot to mention that I'm married to my brother...who is also my daddy...Do you think that Hyundai would mind?

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                      • #101
                        Re: Are you have blond hair and big boob?

                        Originally posted by sinner View Post
                        Oh, so sorry. I'll have that tooth pulled out then...



                        PS: Oops, I forgot to mention that I'm married to my brother...who is also my daddy...Do you think that Hyundai would mind?
                        Which part would he mind? The incest part, the married part, or the time paradox part?
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