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Default A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 11:41 AM

Yet another reason why Christian children should not be subjected to pagan rituals -- you never know what Satan may have hidden for them under a bush.

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US teenagers in Iowa 'find body on egg hunt'

Two US teenagers on an Easter egg hunt have found a body in a park, police say.

The two found the man's body after they wandered away from their younger siblings on the hunt in Des Moines, Iowa.

Police Sgt Chris Scott said the teenagers came across the man's body in a wooded area of Beaverdale Park on Saturday morning.

About 100 children were taking part in the annual event. [...]


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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 12:05 PM

Is there any evidence that the body had died on Friday and that it had been placed in a cave sealed by a stone? I'm looking for a subject of next week's sermon. The message would be that only Jesus temporarily died for our sins - accept no substitute!

Oh, I've just seen the article: apparently the police would not comment to say if the body were hanging from a tree - this means that the body was hanging from a tree. This is even better - we can bring Judas into this! It's be really convenient if the place could be called, "The Field of Blood."

M't:27:3: Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders,
M't:27:4: Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that.
M't:27:5: And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.
M't:27:6: And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood.
M't:27:7: And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in.
M't:27:8: Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood, unto this day.





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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 12:17 PM

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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 01:26 PM

this story is horrible. those poor children omg they will need years of therapy to deal with this trauma. making fun of this is horrible you are all horrible. sorry.


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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 01:36 PM

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this story is horrible. those poor children omg they will need years of therapy to deal with this trauma. making fun of this is horrible you are all horrible.
Oh stop sniveling, you wormy little man! Did you not read Brother Bathfire's post? He has found within the article a very Biblical and GODLY message to all True Christians™ -- so pull yourself together, for goodness sake!

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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 02:07 PM

This man did not die for your sins, "John Smith". Why do you hate God and Jesus?
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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 03:22 PM

I WAS NOT in the vicinity of Beaverdale Park AT ANY TIME recently.
Nor do I own rope anything like whatever it was he died from, if indeed there was a rope involved.

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Default Re: A most grisly Easter egg. - 04-04-2010, 04:47 PM

Did the victims wallet have an ID belonging to 'Beaux McAnus'?


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