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Default Re: My intro - 01-17-2015, 08:45 PM
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Well Idaho is truly a Godly place indeed...those folks sure know how to exercise their Second Amendment rights.



What sidearm do you tote up there? What do you use for hunting? C'mon friend, don't be shy!
My side arm is a custom made knife from my grandfather and I hunt with a custom built Remington 700 30-06. My knife is always at my side with a razor edge and a knife is just as effective as a gun, if you know how to use it.
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Default Re: My intro - 01-17-2015, 08:50 PM
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Hello God_Hand.

How clean do you need to keep your forge my neighbor has a forge in his backyard and it is not very clean he makes knives even though he is worth over 20 million dollars and has servants he cooks his own steaks on a grill called a Big Green Egg.

He says his knives are Damascus steel even though he lives in Manalapan and that is in Florida and Damascus is in Syria that is where Saul was going when he saw Jesus and then Saul called himself Paul he used to be mean to Christians but then he changed his mind.

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My side arm is a custom made knife from my grandfather and I hunt with a custom built Remington 700 30-06. My knife is always at my side with a razor edge and a knife is just as effective as a gun, if you know how to use it.
You must've never been in the military.



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I am very particular about my forge and shop being clean, and steaks over an open fire is the only way to cook them.
Well, grab a broom I reckon.


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Default Re: My intro - 01-17-2015, 10:35 PM
Welcome to our forums! You do seem to like to talk about yourself a lot. While that's nice, I guess, I'd rather hear what you love about !

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My intro - 01-18-2015, 12:09 AM
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Welcome to our forums! You do seem to like to talk about yourself a lot. While that's nice, I guess, I'd rather hear what you love about !
I talk about myself because that Is all I have been asked.

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Default Re: My intro - 01-18-2015, 12:19 AM
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Default Re: My intro - 01-18-2015, 12:20 AM
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What's with my name?
That's what I was going to ask. Are you a devil-worshiping wiccian?

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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I talk about myself because that Is all I have been asked.
Okay. Will you pretty please talk about how much you love , and not about you any more?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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That's what I was going to ask. Are you a devil-worshiping wiccian?
No I'm not "wiccan", if I was would I join a christian forum?

And the reason I love Jesus is he saved me from myself, gave me something to direct my rage towards. All heathens, satanists, homos, and all those who do not walk in the light of our lord Jesus Christ. Thus the name God_hand

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...Jesus is he saved me from myself, gave me something to direct my rage towards...
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That's one of the reasons I'm here, to be able to talk to like minded people. I think it might help.

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That's one of the reasons I'm here, to be able to talk to like minded people. I think it might help.
You know what would really help? Reading the Bible.

If you had read it, you would have known that nowhere does Jesus command His followers to hold rage in any form for anyone, and that anyone who would call themself a "Christian" does what Jesus commands, no more and no less.

So get reading. Two books a day, you'll be done in a month(ish). Take notes, we'll discuss.

Cya then.

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Default Re: My intro - 01-18-2015, 01:44 AM
Can you guys at least fix my name? And if you want to use a verse please make it Matthew 10:34

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Can you guys at least fix my name? And if you want to use a verse please make it Matthew 10:34
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The DOF (Department Of Faith) has given me a preliminary dossier on you, and it appears that your email address has the phrase "iron wiccan" in it. Would you like to explain that, or shall we wait until their True Christian™ investigation is complete?

The Truth© shall set you free, young man.
That? Hahahaha! Its a hacked email. The previous owner started spamming my email and I decided it was time for a new email. So instead of creating a new one I hacked this one, deleted and blocked all contacts, at "set up shop" if you will. That's all it is. Nothing then a hacked email I pried from a God mocking heathen, in a few months I'll probably make I different email when I get the time.

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Default Re: My intro - 01-18-2015, 04:25 AM
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That? Hahahaha! Its a hacked email....
Confession of crime? You're no Christian.

Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"

Oh, and welcome to the FBI watchlist.

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Confession of crime? You're no Christian.

Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"

Oh, and welcome to the FBI watchlist.
So I should have let that Godless freak keep it? If its that big of a deal I can just make a different email.

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No I'm not "wiccan", if I was would I join a christian forum?

And the reason I love Jesus is he saved me from myself, gave me something to direct my rage towards. All heathens, satanists, homos, and all those who do not walk in the light of our lord Jesus Christ. Thus the name God_hand
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That? Hahahaha! Its a hacked email. The previous owner started spamming my email and I decided it was time for a new email. So instead of creating a new one I hacked this one, deleted and blocked all contacts, at "set up shop" if you will. That's all it is. Nothing then a hacked email I pried from a God mocking heathen, in a few months I'll probably make I different email when I get the time.
I'm so glad you're no longer so taciturn! Glory!



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Thus saith the LORD; Though they be quiet, and likewise many, yet thus shall they be cut down, when he shall pass through. Though I have afflicted thee, I will afflict thee no more.

Now we can concentrate more on worshipping Jesus and less on your personal trauma regarding your wiccan past. Once you repent openly and wholeheartedly, there is no reason Jesus would not listen to your prayers and give you his conditional love.



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I'm so glad you're no longer so taciturn! Glory!



Nahum 1:12
Thus saith the LORD; Though they be quiet, and likewise many, yet thus shall they be cut down, when he shall pass through. Though I have afflicted thee, I will afflict thee no more.

Now we can concentrate more on worshipping Jesus and less on your personal trauma regarding your wiccan past. Once you repent openly and wholeheartedly, there is no reason Jesus would not listen to your prayers and give you his conditional love.



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Only problem with that is I have NEVER been wiccan, again, I used a hacked email and I can change it if its that big of a problem.

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Only problem with that is I have NEVER been wiccan, again, I used a hacked email and I can change it if its that big of a problem.
A guy with a forge who just happens to hack an iron_wiccan email addy?



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