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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-23-2010, 04:36 PM

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You're not really 54, are you, Albert? What other kind of thougts are you having?
I'm just about to masturbate to Miley Cyrus. She's 18 today! Yum!
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-23-2010, 04:42 PM

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I'm just about to masturbate to Miley Cyrus. She's 18 today! Yum!
Pervert, She is a Christian. Enjoy Hell sinner.
Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-23-2010, 07:51 PM

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Still wondering how someone who calls himself a 'Christian' can call someone a slut.
Still wondering how someone who calls himself a 'Christian' can defend sluttery.
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Anyway, I should've said "no one calls them sluts when I'm around & gets away with it."
So you think it's acceptable to use violence to stop people exercising their freedom of speech? Why do you hate America?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-23-2010, 09:16 PM

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So your saying we should believe you and not what God himself is communicating to us?

Um, Blasphemy much?
If you read his sermon, you'd realize that your understanding of God's commands is in error. We are commanded to judge righteous judgment, not hypocritical judgment.

We are not commanded not to judge others. If we were, how could we have courts of law?


Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Default Re: Unholy thougts?! - 11-27-2010, 03:05 AM

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I sometimes imagine her doing unclean things like taking down a brown bear with a bowie knife and field dressing it. Or taking down the last black buck in all of Alaska form her helicopter and then gutting it and stuffing and mounting it. Then placing it in the foyer of the State Capitol across from the last snow chink cigar holder she made the year before.

These are pretty unclean things. I don't feel they are very sinful. Is that the type of unclean stuff you were referring to?
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