... he has much to contend with; surrounded by jaded Eurotrash who, unlike (pagan) New Zealanders who are content to shag sheep, have taken to shagging the entire farm.
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THE LAST TABOO?
Europeans pay big for barnyard sex
It's legal – and it doesn't scare the horses, say customers, animal houses of ill repute
© 2006 WorldNetDaily.com
Is it just the latest alternate lifestyle?
Denmark's animal bordellos – in which people pay for sex with horses and other beasts – are advertising on the 'Net and drawing customers from as far away as Norway, Germany, Holland and Sweden.
As long as no one gets hurt – including the animals – Denmark won't prosecute. Neither Denmark and Norway have any laws banning the practice of bestiality – at least not yet.
The proprietors – and presumably customers as well – have convinced themselves and the governments involved that the animals are experienced and welcome the chance for this intimate interaction with another species. [...]
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"Experienced"?! Are their chooks flirtatious, sultry, sashaying around the barnyard with a come-hither look in their beady little eyes? What devilry has possessed European animals that they "welcome the chance for this intimate interaction with another species"? However, I am not surprised that cows - with their brazen udders and their low, sensuous moo - would welcome some human hanky-panky.
Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. (Leviticus 18:23)