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Unhappy Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-18-2015, 08:43 PM
Mere saying so many people you so called "Athiest" hates your forums so much that they will do something that does not valid your forum rules. Sometimes by going under a hidden alias.

I see you do support racial prejudice, racial slangs, racial stereotypes, and racial segregation. The Caucasian sticker or emblem reflects the hooded mask worn by the KKK. You still use the word "Negro" and other such racial slangs that were used in the Recontruction and Antebellum period. You accept racial stereotypes like your post on your Niglet Sponser of practicing racial paternalism like the slave owners of the antebellum period and also post very racial things about the African Americans like the watermelon and "monkey" stereotypes.

Why care so much about my words. I have the rights of free speech. If you disagree what I say take my post down for good.

I don't hate you. I love Jesus and your average Christian who is lost on the road and benefit from your "opinion". But the mixed reviews are outrageous! And this isn't a survey national or government but just a personal curiosity. Please stop being negative about it.
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Default Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-18-2015, 08:50 PM
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Default Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-18-2015, 08:52 PM
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I don't hate you. I love Jesus and your average Christian who is lost on the road and benefit from your "opinion". But the mixed reviews are outrageous! And this isn't a survey national or government but just a personal curiosity. Please stop being negative about it.
You don't hate Jesus? Prove it.

How many times have you read the Bible(KJV1611)? I've read it 13 times (and I did not even skip the geneologies): That's how much I love Jesus.

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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-18-2015, 09:02 PM
I forbid all women, girls, and non-True Christians™ from answering any of this interloper's questions! Per Landover Baptist Church bylaws, ANY AND ALL INTERVIEW REQUESTS MUST BE REFERRED TO THE LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER!

Journalists and bloggers are snakes in the grass, and their only agenda is to trick you into saying something that will publicly damage our church.

If they're not from Fox News or Breitbart.com, DO NOT TRUST TO THEM!

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Default Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-18-2015, 09:03 PM
I stopped at astrology.

Revelation 20:10
And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown.
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Default Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-18-2015, 11:15 PM
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Mere saying so many people you so called "Athiest" hates your forums so much that they will do something that does not valid your forum rules. Sometimes by going under a hidden alias.

I see you do support racial prejudice, racial slangs, racial stereotypes, and racial segregation. The Caucasian sticker or emblem reflects the hooded mask worn by the KKK. You still use the word "Negro" and other such racial slangs that were used in the Recontruction and Antebellum period. You accept racial stereotypes like your post on your Niglet Sponser of practicing racial paternalism like the slave owners of the antebellum period and also post very racial things about the African Americans like the watermelon and "monkey" stereotypes.

Why care so much about my words. I have the rights of free speech. If you disagree what I say take my post down for good.

I don't hate you. I love Jesus and your average Christian who is lost on the road and benefit from your "opinion". But the mixed reviews are outrageous! And this isn't a survey national or government but just a personal curiosity. Please stop being negative about it.

We are highly impressed with your politically correct and energetic speech about Negroes. You get a gold star. Still, are you suggesting that Negroes don't lust after watermelon, ribs and fried chicken? Are you inferring that Negroes don't look like monkeys? They work hard like other Americans, aren't on welfare and don't commit most of the crime not committed by Mexicans? Come now, be realistic.

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Smile Re: Hello. I am here to as you questions. - 01-19-2015, 01:22 AM
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I have recieved plenty of insults and plenty of helpful answer thanks!
Typical of you God haters.

Decent people take the time out of their busy days to help a nondescript man on the street only to be told the irreplaceable gift of time was 'not good enough'.

Mock me now friend, I'll have the last laugh gazing down upon you as satan reams your rectum and boils the skin on of your hard bones.

Before I go and weep, consider the following friend. One day, you will die. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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