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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 05-30-2016, 03:13 AM

This is all untrue. The lines are not meant to be taken the way you interpret them, the Soldier is (a) not homosexual, the black character is his best friend, (b) he is more american than most of us are, and © he is portrayed as a brick-head which is why he would claim something so ridiculous. Valve and Gabe Newell are not the devil, they are just expressing creativity and using a medium to display it. This game is not anti-american, anti-christian or homosexual, and while it is violent and swears your son is 15 he should be able to handle that by now. BTW it's 2016 stop acting like homosexuality is evil, you're on the wrong side of history, I myself am Bisexual and I was very upset over how rude you were.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 05-30-2016, 03:18 AM

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This is all untrue. The lines are not meant to be taken the way you interpret them, the Soldier is (a) not homosexual, the black character is his best friend, (b) he is more american than most of us are, and © he is portrayed as a brick-head which is why he would claim something so ridiculous. Valve and Gabe Newell are not the devil, they are just expressing creativity and using a medium to display it. This game is not anti-american, anti-christian or homosexual, and while it is violent and swears your son is 15 he should be able to handle that by now. BTW it's 2016 stop acting like homosexuality is evil, you're on the wrong side of history, I myself am Bisexual and I was very upset over how rude you were.
Hi, and welcome to our friendly forums! I see you slay cats, the #1 choice of familiars for witches, and #3 animal choice for shapeshifting Jews to impersonate! I think you might find a home here if you can give up your icky personal habits of doing gay things with gay and straight people. Say, why don't you read through the thread before you post again. Your objections have been addressed and corrected. It'll save you some time, and you won't embarrass yourself so easily again.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-13-2016, 07:51 PM

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as you can see, they all are posed to look threatening (i guess that's what boys like these days)

i am bisexual and i feel that threatening partners make for a bad relationship also don't prosecute me because i am bisexual it is quite saddening
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-13-2016, 07:56 PM

ummmmm seriously i am bisexual why are you being so hateful to all of us we are normal people
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-13-2016, 08:29 PM

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ummmmm seriously i am bisexual why are you being so hateful...
Telling you the truth about what the Bible says is "hateful" behaviour to you?

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-13-2016, 08:36 PM

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also don't prosecute me because i am bisexual
How about if we prosecute you because Jesus, whom you love, wants us to?



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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 06-21-2016, 07:40 AM

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umm yeah maybe he told you too I accept that but have your own views plus what's so wrong with us
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-01-2016, 01:20 AM

I actually play LAN games of TF2, CoD and Hatred with Satan. He's a pretty cool guy. I always hang out with him and play games, smoke weed and do meth. It's fun. You should come and join us.


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Satan should be the next gen god. He deserves it more than Jesus does and all that edgy crap.



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Satan should be the next gen god. He deserves it more than Jesus does and all that edgy crap.
Interestingly, your opinions matter not one iota to Jesus. He is concerned with whether or not you are going to worship Him appropriately with the time you have on this earth. You shall glorify Him, whether you do so with your praise, or with the stench of your burning flesh offered for all eternity from the Lake of Fire (Exodus 29:25). You get to decide where to spend eternity glorifying Him. Isn't that wonderful! I hope you choose wisely!


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-09-2016, 02:42 PM

I am former Team Fortress 2 player and I stumbled across this post and I couldn't go by with out saying something. If you know anything about strategy games a healing class will stick to the back of a team. In the army the medical bay is back in camp, so that being said when the heavy weapons man tells the Medic to "Stand behind me" hes telling him that he doesn't want him to die as soon as he starts healing him. When he said "I love you Doctor" if a doctor saved your life would you thank him? Or would you spit in his face?

(Also the heavy is Russian so keep that in mind)

The soldier is mentally insane but still cares for his country, infarct he has multiple quotes such as "God bless America". If you still haven't figured it out this is a war game so yes there is death, but the problem I have with the whole argument of this game is if your child likes the game and has been taught right from wrong then he knows what is wrong with the game and he will ignore it like any other human being with common seance.

Hear me out I'm not telling you that you are wrong to look out for your child, I'm telling you that you can't keep him in a bubble all his life because if you do when he goes out into the real world this thing out there will horrify him.

I hope you take this into consideration, God bless you all
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-09-2016, 03:43 PM

Do you make it a habit of coming into new church communities and try to convince parents the benefits of letting their children try anal sex, or is that just for our benefit?


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It's very mystifying, Sister. He or she starts out by saying
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from which you might assume it was going to be to the point. But then he starts on about infarcts (which is a something to do with cutting off the blood supply) and seances, which are just witchcraft.

Maybe he had 2 browser tabs open at the same time and posted on the wrong forum?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 07-17-2016, 08:10 PM

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-07-2016, 12:18 PM

Wait.

Are you guys serious?


You guys are seriously this upset over a videogame?


Some pixels on your screen?


You guys actually believe it's gay propoganda? When there's literally no such behaviour of homosexuality in the game? Do you guys even bloody well know what Team Fortress 2 even is?



God's really made you this vulnurable?

Like, you can believe whatever you want. I get it. But I seriously like-.. Are you guys ACTUALLY serious?
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Wait.

Are you guys serious?

You guys are seriously this upset over a videogame?

Some pixels on your screen?

You guys actually believe it's gay propoganda? When there's literally no such behaviour of homosexuality in the game? Do you guys even bloody well know what Team Fortress 2 even is?
Dear Xweird,

Of course I have never played this silly game nor investigated it in depth. I don't need to. It is wonderful to be part of a community where our members selflessly and at a very high personal risk do these investigations and disseminate their results so that everyone can know what to avoid. This investigation has already been done. I totally trust the unbiased opinion of a fellow True Christian™ and, thus, I don't have to investigate the matter of this harmful form of Satanic entertainment myself. Reciprocally, I have conducted similar unbiased investigations to warn my Brethren of other perils (such as Pokémon Go).

We are True Christians™. We help each other to navigate through the Ocean of Sin into the Welcoming Bosom of Jesus!

Luke 6:38
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
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God's really made you this vulnurable?

Like, you can believe whatever you want. I get it. But I seriously like-.. Are you guys ACTUALLY serious?
Of course I am serious. This is a matter of Eternal Life (1 John 5:11) vs. Second Death (Revelation 20:14). Jesus was very serious about these matters and it is our duty to communicate His message onto the sinners, such as you!

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-07-2016, 02:28 PM

So you're going to blindly insult me without any knowledge of whether or not I play the game or even play videogames at all? Are you sure God wants you to be blindingly rude and disrespectful and sensitive to some random person you've never met before over the internet? Insulting them and calling them names in the name of God? Are you aware that you're being ridiculous? I never insulted you or disrespected you, and I never intended to. The least you can do is show respect mutually.
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-07-2016, 02:44 PM

Mr xwert, I am certain that a quick review of the pertinent facts will disabuse you of the ridiculous notion that Brother Professor Elmer White was being rude to you. He most certainly was not. I do note that you have ignored our request that newcomers here properly introduce themselves before joining in the conversations. As a person so attuned to rudeness, I am certain that you are aware of just how rude it is to barge into a conversation without introducing yourself. I do hope that you will rectify that situation as soon as possible.

This site is maintained for the use of Christians and those seeking salvation. All are welcome here if they come for fellowship and learning about Jesus. Are you saved? Please do tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus.

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!! - 08-07-2016, 02:56 PM

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Mr xwert, I am certain that a quick review of the pertinent facts will disabuse you of the ridiculous notion that Brother Professor Elmer White was being rude to you.
So, being called a sinner and making fun of my name isn't being rude? That's perfectly fine?

I don't get it.


Sure, where would I "introduce" myself? Maybe the next lot won't be so intolerant of an opinion I never even said.
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