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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:31 PM
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What? Like you fornicate with kitchen cooking utensils?
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Among other things. Kitchen cooking utensils aren't very satisfying though. Not worth the effort really.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:32 PM
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What? Like you fornicate with kitchen cooking utensils?
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I have heard of that. Its called the Aunt Jemima treatment , they spank each other with a spatula, Perverts!
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:34 PM
This board is so awesome, I think I might just have to stay.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by David Micheal
A man shall not lie with another man as he would a women, it is an abomination
I can't remember the exact verse, but I'm sure some one can provide the exact wording and the verse numbers.
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LEV 18:22, and yes it is a form of terrorism.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Pig Man
How come I have an extremely perverted friend that is asexual?
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Because he hates God so much he wants to recreate the cursed city of Sodom so God will destroy him and his community. That's why .
FACT: God haters like atheists, homosexuals and Democrats want to do one thing and one thing only: have butt sex.
FACT: the reason why people want to have butt sex is to make God kill them.
FACT: Getting God to kill them is the only reason God haters can attack God.
the FACTs speak for themselves friend.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I have heard of that. Its called the Aunt Jemima treatment , they spank each other with a spatula, Perverts!
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Disgusting! Homersexual perverts take the simplest things and turn them into sick tools of homersexual fornication. I don't understand they they continue their hate crimes against God, why do they believe hating God and openly rebelling and defying God is worth an eternity in hell.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:37 PM
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A Catlik and a Homer, man does God hate you. Son Catliks are not Christian. It does how ever bring into light your Homersexurality, you caught the Gay from a damn pedophile priest. That's how they recruit them, rape the boys when they are young, then they catch the Gay virus thingy
Spreading the Word of God is not funny, its seroius work!
Why do you hate Jesus?
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Don't be hatin' on the Catliks bro. I was raised Catlik, what a fun childhood that was. You were never bored! If you were seen idling, you were handed over to the priests who would assign you tasks, and kept you busy in general. I loved them
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:38 PM
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This board is so awesome, I think I might just have to stay.
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Does that mean you are going to stop being Gay? Shout Glory, Jesus has cured another Homersexural. If you are not going to stop you should leave, we don't want to catch the AID
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:40 PM
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I've read the bible multiple times, thank you very much, and one doesn't need half a brain to think that some things just don't work.
But seriously, this is better than The Onion :LOL:
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Pig Man, we are about the Bible, here. We are not vegetarians and we are not French, so onion soup is of no interest to us.
We are about the Bible, and we do not "LOL" over its words and its impact on the human history.
We seek not to make people laugh, (What, pray tell, do you find funny about Jesus' agony on the cross?) but to make people think. We want them to think long and hard and deeply about the God who made them, and what the Bible has to say about their lives.
We want them to throw out their arms and shout," Glory! For the truth has set me free!!"
Then, they will know from whence comes peace, wisdom and joy.
The journey may be the most difficult many will ever undertake. Make no mistake, many lack the courage. They prefer to curl up with their baby bottle Bible and read the "nice" passages which offer them immediate comfort. They will always be helpless infants suckling on the sweetened milk that their churches offer them.
Real men take the Bible into their own hands and read the real words.
Let us all give thanks that we live in a time and place where we can read the Bible for ourselves. And let us not laugh when we consider the work ahead of us.
Humorlessly Yours,
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His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Does that mean you are going to stop being Gay? Shout Glory, Jesus has cured another Homersexural. If you are not going to stop you should leave, we don't want to catch the AID
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No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Adrien Brody
Don't be hatin' on the Catliks bro. I was raised Catlik, what a fun childhood that was. You were never bored! If you were seen idling, you were handed over to the priests who would assign you tasks, and kept you busy in general. I loved them
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Disgusting! It's hard to say whether being an abomination or a Catlick is worse! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=7490
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:47 PM
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No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
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Well hello there.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by David Micheal
Disgusting! Homersexual perverts take the simplest things and turn them into sick tools of homersexual fornication. I don't understand they they continue their hate crimes against God, why do they believe hating God and openly rebelling and defying God is worth an eternity in hell.
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This is why any think like that is banned from my kitchen
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Adrien Brody
Well hello there.
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Oh bb
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go shove a wooden fork up my arse, because homosexuals apparently do that.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:50 PM
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No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
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Son the only Man friend you need is Jesus. Let Jesus chase the demons from your rectum, let Him fill you with His love, feel His warmth. Let Jesus come inside you. Praise Jesus fill me with your Glory. Can I get an Amen Brothers and Sisters.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pig Man
Oh bb
Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go shove a wooden fork up my arse, because homosexuals apparently do that.
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Are you not going to let me watch, sexylegs?
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pig Man
No, I'm going to go find a boyfriend to post on this board as well
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Why do you wish to continue spewing hate and continuing to commit hate-crimes against God? Do you really want Jesus to cry? After he died on the cross for your sins and this is all you can do to repay him?
All we are asking you to do is to ask Jesus for forgiveness. Your time to die is whenever God says so, and all we are asking you to do is devote whatever time you have left to worship of the Lord.
Homersexuals like yourself won't find themselves in heaven, just burning in the pits of hellfire, like the atheists, liberals, the false Christians, and the Catholiks. I can name much much more of who will be going to hell for an eternity, but that would be a very long list.
However, True Christian Heterosexuals like myself will be in heaven, watching homersexuals like yourself and other sinners burn in hell fire.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Adrien Brody
Are you not going to let me watch, sexylegs?
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This is not a dating site for Homersexurals! Take your deathstyle somewhere else!
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
This is not a dating site for Homersexurals!
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Yet, my dearie
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Take your deathstyle somewhere else!
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Okay, off to Denmark I go then.
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Re: Seriously? -
10-10-2010, 05:09 PM
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Are you not going to let me watch, sexylegs?
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You pervert!
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