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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-08-2010, 10:21 PM

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And i'm definitely not a warlock. And if I was, you WOULD actually kidnap me and put me in the wilderness to be shot at your leisure?

Read the Hunger Games by Suzzanne Collins. It's almost EXACTLY like that. The main charactor isn't accused of witchcraft though.
It is entirely possible that a neighbor of yours could document that you are a warlock or sorcerer, and then contact TermiWix™.

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That reminds me, I need to announce the next release of witches for the hunt.


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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-08-2010, 10:53 PM

Why are we still discussing that pirate when we clearly have a problem with the butt-ugly New Hampshireite who's having a problem getting laid finding his true self on our Godly™ forum.

I mean that poor soul couldn't find happiness with his own hand is still searching for whatever ugly broad he can find in his heathen home state true salvation and has come here for our help.

How can we refuse him?


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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-09-2010, 03:31 AM

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Why are we still discussing that pirate when we clearly have a problem with the butt-ugly New Hampshireite who's having a problem getting laid finding his true self on our Godly™ forum.

I mean that poor soul couldn't find happiness with his own hand is still searching for whatever ugly broad he can find in his heathen home state true salvation and has come here for our help.

How can we refuse him?
That is just plain insulting. New Hampshireites are not butt ugly. I am not trying to get laid. And ignoring your blatant insults, I notice you're avoiding the question I started this thread to get an answer for: HOW DO I DELETE THE PICTURE?
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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-09-2010, 03:34 AM

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That is just plain insulting. New Hampshireites are not butt ugly. I am not trying to get laid. And ignoring your blatant insults, I notice you're avoiding the question I started this thread to get an answer for: HOW DO I DELETE THE PICTURE?
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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-09-2010, 03:52 AM

Why do you continue to avoid the question. CAN I OR CAN I NOT DELETE THE PICTURE? And does that link you gave me mean NO ONE has rights here either? Because last I checked in America, everyone has rights.

CAN I OR CAN I NOT DELETE THE PICTURE? IF I CAN, PLEASE TELL ME HOW. Thank you.
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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-09-2010, 11:08 AM

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You said, "they are not amputees".

"They" may be correctly used to refer to a single person of indeterminate gender (instead of he/she or him/her); however, in that case, you would correctly write, "they are not an amputee".

As written, you have multiple partners.

If you have only one, then your use of "they" can only lead me to assume that you do not know the sex of your own partner.

Might I add, Ew.

Finally, what you are writing ("Rody") is pronounced like the nickname for a rhododendron ("rhodie"). Do you mean "Roddy", which would rhyme with "Noddy" (and come close to, say, "Naughty")?

It's a shame when a Brit doesn't understand basic rules of English grammar and spelling.
OK Roders, looking back at my post I accept that I should have said "they are not an amputee."

Now when it comes to my partner I know, and am perfectly happy with, what gender they are, it is YOU who does not know what gender they are and this does not cause me any problems at all. I see no reason to dispel or confirm any warped theories you have about my sexuality. I know my what sexuality is and I am happy with it. I feel no need to clarify what it is. I have no desire to have sexual relations with ANYONE here, so my sexuality is not relevant in this situation.

The only reason I can think of that my sexuality is of such interest to you Roders is that you want to have some sort of relationship with me, well I am sorry Roders that is just not going to happen.


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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-09-2010, 01:57 PM

Well, I see the supposedly "offending" picture is gone.

Probably just as well since we don't get many New Hampshireites on our forum. And the ones we do get are pretty ugly and always clash with the uncommonly attractive people we have here.


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Default Re: *sigh* - 10-09-2010, 03:18 PM

thank you.
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