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Default Umm. - 10-02-2010, 04:12 AM

You guys just seem like closed minded jerks, who use their religion to conversate on how the world is so awful. Look at your halloween forum, you just spew nonsense on how its hell's holiday. What about the history of it or the history of it as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal. Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic. Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims. This forum is a big reason why the rest of the world laughs at the United States. Congrats, you've just set our country in a deeper moral hole. You guys are just pathetic, your pastor remind me of Hank Hill. Dickheads.
I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world. Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?

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Default Re: Umm. - 10-02-2010, 04:23 AM

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You guys just seem like closed minded jerks, who use their religion to conversate on how the world is so awful. Look at your halloween forum, you just spew nonsense on how its hell's holiday. What about the history of it or the history of it as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal. Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic. Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims. This forum is a big reason why the rest of the world laughs at the United States. Congrats, you've just set our country in a deeper moral hole.
Actually, the country's moral failings are the main reason God is allowing Islamofascists and Socialists to take over.
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I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world.
Color me shocked. A gamertard who can't even spell "hatred" but wants to insult the intelligence of others.

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Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?

Saved the souls of several hundred thousand from eternal damnation.

Name one other religion which has accomplished this. Hint: There are none.


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Default Re: Umm. - 10-02-2010, 04:30 AM

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You guys just seem like closed minded jerks, who use their religion to conversate on how the world is so awful. Look at your halloween forum, you just spew nonsense on how its hell's holiday. What about the history of it or the history of it as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal. Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic. Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims. This forum is a big reason why the rest of the world laughs at the United States. Congrats, you've just set our country in a deeper moral hole. You guys are just pathetic, your pastor remind me of Hank Hill. Dickheads.
I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world. Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?

Of the Abrahamic religions
Jews: Protecting the slavs in the 1600s
Muslims: Protected Jews in Spain when Spain was partly a Muslim nation

Hello friend,

The only thing I am "closed-minded" about how many people try to slaughter the American language. CONVERSATE is NOT A WORD, sparky.


The rest of your rant was just gobbity-gook, but what more could be expected from a ranting fool here courtesy of 4chan.

I may have something more to say to you if had the common courtesy within you to compose an Introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM.

You have no right to be posting in our Church Fellowship area, as you are NOT a member of our congregation. I suppose though as judgemental atheist scum, you enjoy flouting any rules or laws you can.

People like you sicken me.

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PS. the NAZI's were cathlicks, NOT CHRISTIANS.






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Thumbs down Re: Umm. - 10-02-2010, 04:41 AM

Nice job cherry-picking a list of organizations and events and attributing them to Christians.

Furthermore, even if Christianity led to them, your line is reasoning is still tenuous at best. I can say that the invention of cars led to car-bombs, and that statement would be equally stupid.

Finally, your list is totally ridiculous anyways.

KKK: Originally a support group for ex-Confederate soldiers, who just happened to be Christian. This doesn't make them an organization endorsed by the whole of Christianity.

International Lynchers Association: I can find no record of an organization with this name actually existing.

Nazis: Nazis were, surprise surprise, National Socialists. They were noted mostly for the Holocaust, during which they killed Jews, Poles, Russians, Homosexuals, Communists, and Christians. The Nazi Party had its own brand of Christianity, called Positive Christianity, which is mostly noted for twisting scripture to match their own propaganda.

White Supremacist: Some white supremacists may identify themselves as Christians, but it does not follow that white supremacy is a product of Christianity

Jim Crow: Jim Crow laws, a mostly Democrat doing, have nothing to do with religion, but rather with the color of people's skin.

Attacks on Nato Alliance: This is just stupid. NATO was created to defend against the Warsaw pact, which was a pact made up of communist countries. Communist countries are usually defined by their adherence to state atheism.

Bad U.S Laws: Why would you even put this in your list if it is too stupid to stand on its own

And what good has Christianity done for the world, you may ask? How about the creation of schools, hospitals, charities, preserving Western knowledge during the dark ages, being the subject of a very large amount of the most influential art and music in the world's history, and saving souls from an eternity of damnation in HELL

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Default Re: Umm. - 10-02-2010, 04:58 AM

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You guys just seem like closed minded jerks, who use their religion to conversate on how the world is so awful. Look at your halloween forum, you just spew nonsense on how its hell's holiday. What about the history of it or the history of it as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal. Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic. Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims. This forum is a big reason why the rest of the world laughs at the United States. Congrats, you've just set our country in a deeper moral hole. You guys are just pathetic, your pastor remind me of Hank Hill. Dickheads.
I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world. Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?

Of the Abrahamic religions
Jews: Protecting the slavs in the 1600s
Muslims: Protected Jews in Spain when Spain was partly a Muslim nation
Thanks for giving Landover Baptist Church so much power! All by ourselves we are the "big reason" the rest of the world laughs at America? How did you crunch that number, Einstein?

How do you expect Christians to react to a holiday that features witches and demons? Exodus 22:18 says "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. " Are we supposed to join in the hilarity of children dressing up as the denizens of hell?
Why would you persecute us like that?

And please tell me what atheists have, as a group, contributed to the common good. Communism? Socialism? Stalin alone killed 50,000,000 of his countrymen.

Christians are not the ones planting roadside bombs and plotting to overthrow America. The "rest of the world" of which you speak that laughs at America consists of atheists and apostates; people who are the enemies of this country. I would be appalled if they liked us, for our character is defined in part by who we consider our enemies.


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You guys just seem like closed minded jerks, who use their religion to conversate on how the world is so awful. Look at your halloween forum, you just spew nonsense on how its hell's holiday. What about the history of it or the history of it as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal. Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic. Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims. This forum is a big reason why the rest of the world laughs at the United States. Congrats, you've just set our country in a deeper moral hole. You guys are just pathetic, your pastor remind me of Hank Hill. Dickheads.
I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world. Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?

Of the Abrahamic religions
Jews: Protecting the slavs in the 1600s
Muslims: Protected Jews in Spain when Spain was partly a Muslim nation
Dribble you are a very confused boy. Halloween is a pagan ritual celebrating spirits. Where in the Bible does it say to you are to celebrate ghosts by walking around in evil clothing.

So you are Muslim sympathizer. All I can say to you, check your friends for any suspicious clothing or inviting you on a one way trip.

Since when where NAZI's Christians, or a even the other groups you mentioned.


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Dribble. He is a quick history lesson for you

The picture below is of Grand Mufti Haj Amin al-Husseini inspecting one his Islamic NAZI SS Troupes.

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Although Husseini spent the war in Germany, he managed to flee the advancing Allied forces and made his way to Cairo. While the captured Nazi leaders were tried at Nuremberg, Husseini escaped judgment and became the major force in transferring Hitler's program of genocide to the Arab world.


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Gee, we would never have guessed that.

There is no need to tell us you are from 4chan.org/b/. Your extremely low IQ already made that abundantly clear.


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You guys just seem like closed minded jerks, who use their religion to conversate on how the world is so awful. Look at your halloween forum, you just spew nonsense on how its hell's holiday. What about the history of it or the history of it as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal. Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic. Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims. This forum is a big reason why the rest of the world laughs at the United States. Congrats, you've just set our country in a deeper moral hole. You guys are just pathetic, your pastor remind me of Hank Hill. Dickheads.
I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world. Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?

Of the Abrahamic religions
Jews: Protecting the slavs in the 1600s
Muslims: Protected Jews in Spain when Spain was partly a Muslim nation

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: Umm. - 10-02-2010, 04:56 PM

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What about the history of it or the history of it
Good question. What about the history of it or the history of it indeed.
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as well, Anglicans would use it to hide from the paranormal.
So, queer-loving false Christians would use it to hide from demons instead of standing up and defending themselves like men, and that's supposed to be a positive thing how?
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Anyway, i didn't want to get off topic.
Is there a topic here? The only topic I can detect in your post is you proving your ignorance, and you have displayed an admirable dedication on that front.
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Look at your smiley's, it shows the ignorance, you idiots have on Muslims.
OK, I'll bite: what would an educated, cosmopolitan smilie look like?
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I don't care that your christian and i am not but GameTrailers.com and 4chan.org/b/ sent me here. I just had to see the Christian spew the hatered of the common world.
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James 4:4 Ye adulterers and adulteresses, know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is the enemy of God.
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Think about, Christianity has lead to: KKK, International Lynchers Association, Nazis, White Supremacist, Jim Crow, Attacks on NATO allance, the bad US laws, etc. Question: What has Christianity as a whole done to help the common good?
Lycia has made an excellent point-by-point rebuttal of your nonsense. You've been outwitted by a woman, you must be pretty ashamed of yourself. I'd just like to return to the point of the International Lynchers Association: could you give me more information on this fascinating group? Here, I'll make it easy for you.
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Jews: Protecting the slavs in the 1600s
I have no idea what you mean by that, plus I hate Slavs. It's pretty obvious that God has cursed the Slavs pretty badly, he condemned them to speak unpronounceable languages, live in an uninhabitable wasteland, and get used as chewtoys by both Stalin and Hitler. So how is allegedly protecting some scumbags with too many "z"s in their name meant to make up for killing Jesus, inventing Communism, controlling the world stock market, and doing 9/11?
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Muslims: Protected Jews in Spain when Spain was partly a Muslim nation
Yes, but God and I hate Jews, so protecting them is hardly a good thing. So how is protecting a bunch of Christ-killing hebes meant to make up for raping little girls, worshipping the moon, pre-stealing the world's oil supply, and doing 9/11?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: Umm. - 10-03-2010, 10:50 AM

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Muslims: Protected Jews in Spain when Spain was partly a Muslim nation
Yes but then us Christians kicked their satanic butt right out of Spain, God was strong in us and they were made to pay for their way, Spain was finally made free and Christain, Europe has no time for those Mudlism vile people. Only Christians have done good in the world, for example the holocaust was caused by jews, muslims invented terrorism, while Christians have done everyting good and proper, if the jews had their way they would chop the end of your penis off and make you shoot children in the west bank. While the muslims would make you take orders from some tramp up a mountain who wants you to "blow" everyone else up. While all the Christains ask is that you follow the King James Bible. Simple.


"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers , and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death" (Revelation 21:8, KJV).
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Default Re: Umm. - 10-03-2010, 11:18 AM

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Hello friend,

The only thing I am "closed-minded" about how many people try to slaughter the American language. CONVERSATE is NOT A WORD, sparky.


The rest of your rant was just gobbity-gook, but what more could be expected from a ranting fool here courtesy of 4chan.

I may have something more to say to you if had the common courtesy within you to compose an Introduction of yourself in the INTRODUCTION FORUM.

You have no right to be posting in our Church Fellowship area, as you are NOT a member of our congregation. I suppose though as judgemental atheist scum, you enjoy flouting any rules or laws you can.

People like you sicken me.

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PS. the NAZI's were cathlicks, NOT CHRISTIANS.
Sorry, dear, CONSERVATE, most DEFINITELY is A word. It IS in THE dictionaries and in REGULAR use.
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Sorry, dear, CONSERVATE, most DEFINITELY is A word. It IS in THE dictionaries and in REGULAR use.
No doubt a Pasterfarian SKANK would claim as much.

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Sorry, dear, CONSERVATE, most DEFINITELY is A word. It IS in THE dictionaries and in REGULAR use.
You're correct, conservate is definitely a word, although a rather dated one. I prefer the more elegant "conserve". It's also definitely a word that no-one in this thread had mentioned until your post, so I don't understand why you bring it up now. If you're so keen on unrelated words, here's a few more for you:
Squamous
Purplish
Unworthy
Mutual
Superlative
Existentialism
Ukrainian
Rum
Bible

Those are all perfectly good words, and ones that actually exist, unlike conversate. The last one's particularly good. Why don't you find one and start reading it? Who knows, it might be the first step towards your eventual Salvation from the demons that plague you.


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