[Rev. Jim Osborne]

I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and save these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.


Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Sister Charli]

I fail to understand how two girls could even pleasure each other sexually.

And you can not produce any little soldiers for Christ so it is all just wasted energy.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and saving these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.


Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Rev Jim,

I surely understand how you feel and you certainly have a right to, but remember, these girls need your love inside them as well. Jesus can overcome.. so as you are such a Godly man, I am quite sure you have that capacity in you too.

As you are arriving soon on your trek "down under", perhaps I could show you a few of the videos my current gals handed into me; showing their sins. WARNING!! I could only watch a little. They are quite graphic and I had to rush off to spend some time in the prayer closet just to be relieved from it all. They went into detail with me orally over this as well, and you came to mind as they were telling me and showing me all.

So, would you be interested in perhaps group counsel with these girls during your time here. I am quite sure they would enjoy spending some time with you.

Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Originally Posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow

As you are arriving soon on your trek "down under", perhaps I could show you a few of the videos my current gals handed into me; showing their sins. WARNING!! I could only watch a little. They are quite graphic and I had to rush off to spend some time in the prayer closet just to be relieved from it all. They went into detail with me orally over this as well, and you came to mind as they were telling me and showing me all.

As much as it pains me, as a pastor for the Lord who has the responsibility of his entire congregation on his shoulders, I will reluctantly do so. Bless you Mrs. Wintersnow, for having to endure the hardships that these disgusting women had to befoul upon you! I think when I come "down under" in a couple of weeks, you and I can watch these videos together alone, and pray for these lost souls. As Christians, it is our duty.

[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

As Christians, it is our duty.

You are a great Christian and an example for all others Brother Jim!

I am sure when you save those filthy lesbians by filling every part of their body with the Holy Spirit that in the end they will happily swallow their pride and become proper Christian ladies!

[Warner S. Davidson]

I am very ashamed to admit it but in my previous sinful lifestyle before finding salavation here ar the LBC I was regularly in involved in 3, 4, 5 and sometimes 6 way lesbian encounters with my ex wife and her fashion model friends

I was so depraved and I am so guilty of my sins but I have no one to share this with - Even of further shame is that most of these depraved orgies were filmed onto DVD...

As I have now found God I am going to destroy this recorded filth so as to demonstrate my comittment to Jesus and the good folk here who have helped me

I seek forgiveness and prayer for abominable acts of Satan's influence in which I had partaken . In addition I am at a loss on how to properly destroy those DVD's so there is no chance of them corrupting any other souls.

Such is my remorse I urgently seek True Christian™counsel

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

I was so depraved and I am so guilty of my sins but I have no one to share this with - Even of further shame is that most of these depraved orgies were filmed onto DVD...

In addition I am at a loss on how to properly destroy those DVD's so there is no chance of them corrupting any other souls.

Brother Swish, I can understand your quandry. DVDs appear to be nearly indestructible to those who do not know how to properly dispose of them.

I have a devise that will do the job. I'm sorry I can't be more descriptive of it since I have a patent pending on this highly secret item.

Please send me all those DVDs and I will see to it they're kept away from innocent eyes.

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

I am very ashamed to admit it but in my previous sinful lifestyle before finding salavation here ar the LBC I was regularly in involved in 3, 4, 5 and sometimes 6 way lesbian encounters with my ex wife and her fashion model friends

I was so depraved and I am so guilty of my sins but I have no one to share this with - Even of further shame is that most of these depraved orgies were filmed onto DVD...

As I have now found God I am going to destroy this recorded filth so as to demonstrate my comittment to Jesus and the good folk here who have helped me

I seek forgiveness and prayer for abominable acts of Satan's influence in which I had partaken . In addition I am at a loss on how to properly destroy those DVD's so there is no chance of them corrupting any other souls.

Such is my remorse I urgently seek True Christian™counsel

I suggest you parcel up those Videos immediately so that myself and the Pastors can verify your claims.
I'm sure that if all of this is true, we can offer immediate Prayers for a very modest fee

[Mrs. Rogers]

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts?

So is that what they do then? Never in all my days have I heard of such a thing! What do they do when they place their mouth there -- do they speak into the privy parts? After all, talking is what a mouth is used for. And seeing as women are dreadful gossips (forgive me, Lord) it would seem that lesbionic sex is a perverted version of having a gossipy chat with one's friends.

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

I am very ashamed to admit it but in my previous sinful lifestyle before finding salavation here ar the LBC I was regularly in involved in 3, 4, 5 and sometimes 6 way lesbian encounters with my ex wife and her fashion model friends

I find this very difficult to comprehend. Six mouths to one privy part? All talking at once? What a dreadful noise that must make! I almost feel sorry for you, Mr. Davidson, having to put up with such a din. You must be very traumatised indeed.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Originally Posted by HTannor

Brother Swish, I can understand your quandry. DVDs appear to be nearly indestructible to those who do not know how to properly dispose of them.

I have a devise that will do the job. I'm sorry I can't be more descriptive of it since I have a patent pending on this highly secret item.

Please send me all those DVDs and I will see to it they're kept away from innocent eyes.

Thank you Brother ....I am warmed by the fact that although I am new and a vile ex-sinner you and your fellow True Christians™ have taken me into your Godly hearts and you are all going out of your way help me

Luke 10:33
But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was. And when he saw him, he had compassion

[Sister Charli]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Rogers

So is that what they do then? Never in all my days have I heard of such a thing! What do they do when they place their mouth there -- do they speak into the privy parts? After all, talking is what a mouth is used for. And seeing as women are dreadful gossips (forgive me, Lord) it would seem that lesbionic sex is a perverted version of having a gossipy chat with one's friends.

I noted dear Mrs Rogers, in another thread that there was talk of social intercourse. Like yourself I do not understand lesbanians but it would appear that all that chitter chatter and gossip is an oral form of that.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

Thank you Brother ....I am warmed by the fact that although I am new and a vile ex-sinner you and your fellow True Christians™ have taken me into your Godly hearts and you are all going out of your way help me

Luke 10:33
But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was. And when he saw him, he had compassion

Brother HTannor / Sister Talitha

Just a thought.....

I will have to figure out a way in which to get this evil filth to you in the US for its secure destruction via you new patented technology

Obviously this is fraught with both expense and many security concerns

I believe Reverend Jim is coming Down Under very soon so maybe I could somehow get these DVD's to him for safe and secure passage to your good self or indeed Sister Talitha who is also trying to help me cleanse my horrid past

Would this be an unfair impost on Reverend Jim's valuable time and indeed am I yet even worthy enough to actually speak to Reverend Jim?

BTW - I would like to thank you both and Mrs Rogers for your counsel and support - Never before in my life have I encountered such an unselfish willingness to help - Praise you all and Jesus

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

Brother HTannor / Sister Talitha

Just a thought.....

I will have to figure out a way in which to get this evil filth to you in the US for its secure destruction via you new patented technology

Obviously this is fraught with both expense and many security concerns

I believe Reverend Jim is coming Down Under very soon so maybe I could somehow get these DVD's to him for safe and secure passage to your good self or indeed Sister Talitha who is also trying to help me cleanse my horrid past

Would this be an unfair impost on Reverend Jim's valuable time and indeed am I yet even worthy enough to actually speak to Reverend Jim?

BTW - I would like to thank you both and Mrs Rogers for your counsel and support - Never before in my life have I encountered such an unselfish willingness to help - Praise you all and Jesus

It is our Christian Pleasure

By the way, we provide a FreePost address for such emergencies.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Originally Posted by Talitha

It is our Christian Pleasure

By the way, we provide a FreePost address for such emergencies.

Is there nothing that the LBC cant do??

This type of dedication, planning and efficiency ensures that True Christians™ are the only ones that will keep Satan at bay until Armageddon and ensure the path to eternal salvation

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

Is there nothing that the LBC cant do??

This type of dedication, planning and efficiency ensures that True Christians™ are the only ones that will keep Satan at bay until Armageddon and ensure the path to eternal salvation

I would never think to speak for the Reverend but I would wager that he would be willing to minister to your wife and her friends if you only ask him.

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Swish Davidson

I believe Reverend Jim is coming Down Under very soon so maybe I could somehow get these DVD's to him for safe and secure passage to your good self or indeed Sister Talitha who is also trying to help me cleanse my horrid past

Excellent idea, Brother Swish.

However, Rev. Jim's time will be best spent in ministering to the heathen's while there, so I suggest you carefully seal up the package so Jim doesn't waste his precious time in a needless diversion to his Godly Mission™. You can give the package to his Gulf Stream pilot so it can be locked into the plane's wall safe.

We will provide Rev. Jim with a thorough briefing after we review the material upon its arrival back here.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

There is nothing more revolting than a bunch of otherwise attractive women together, naked, seeking to pleasure one another sexually.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

There is nothing more revolting than a bunch of otherwise attractive women together, naked, seeking to pleasure one another sexually.

Having never witnessed this behavior myself I will defer to your extensive experience.

[James Hutchins]

Several years ago, I witnessed my nieces, Tammi and Mandi engaged in lesbian activities several times. A few times they were in the pool during late October, steam rising from the heated water. I noticed their skin reacting (making goose pimple and stiffening) to the cool air when Tammi held Mandi. Another time, I caught them in the shower. Why even at Rev. Osborne's party last spring, both the Rev. and I caught them 'going at it'. Rev. Osborne took Mandi aside for a gratis one-on-one all night prayer session that only yielded a rash on Mandi's knees and an exhausted Rev. Osborne. I myself have attempted to pound the love of God into Tammi on many occasions but she she still has lesbian tendencies. Perhaps she will grow out of it. I'll have to keep an eye on them.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by aim for heaven

Having never witnessed this behavior myself I will defer to your extensive experience.

From now on I will do background checks on all the women in my wife Ethel's sewing circle.