Over the years, as Landover Baptist University’s most prominent Ex-Gay© Professor, I have often introduced you to other cured sodomites who are crusaders in the Lord’s battle against the homosexual agenda. Well, today I am going to do something a bit different. I would like to introduce a former friend and former sex partner of mine, James Hartline.
James lives in San Diego, California. This hellhole has been rife with Sodomania for years and years. In my misspent youth as a raging homosexual drug addict, I would occasionally visit San Diego for weekends of nonstop anal sex and methamphetamine abuse. It was there, in the late 1980s, that I first met a young James Hartline.
We were both in the grips of our disease, rutting like truffle hunting pigs in the anuses of any male who would hold still long enough for us to satisfy our unnatural urges. We would cruise the local bathhouses together like drug crazed leopards, pouncing on the tender, sun kissed flesh of any human being without a cooter. I thought I had found a friend for life in James, but I was wrong.
When the Lord showed me that what I was doing was wrong and that faggotry was an abomination, I tried my best to convince James to mend his ways. But he refused and continued to spit in Jesus’ face by being a disgusting fag. God gave James a chance at salvation and he refused. After I went through my extensive Ex-Gay© therapy and was cured, I of course shunned James and his abominable lifestyle choice. And God had something planned for James.
The Lord smote him with the AIDS. After he was diagnosed, he finally gave up the homosexual lifestyle choice. For a time, God will allow him to be a living breathing example of the wrath of the Lord on those who would ignore His unselfish offer of salvation. Now, James wanders the streets of San Diego
preaching to squirrels and taking pictures of
used condoms and cigarette butts. The AIDS has rotted his brain and he is a broken, shell of a man.
I have not spoken to James in years, and I do not plan to. The Lord has made it plain that James displeased him. And I will honor God’s will and keep myself separate from the wickedness in James that made him be a disgusting, unrepentant queer for two years longer than I was. Praise!