[awesomeness]

The wrath of God strikes Denmark


A lot of people pretends like God never punishes those who fails to accept Christ as their saviour, those who do not follow the holy bible. People spreads propaganda about how atheists are generally a happier people in general.

Well, this is all a lie. Atheists are NOT happier. In fact, they are quite unhappy, and god punishes them for their sins and misery. Take the cursed land of Denmarkistan as an example. 80% of the Denmarkian people are atheists. But this choice has led them to several consequences.

The Denmarkians are an unholy people. They denied Christ as their saviour, so now they must face the consequences. In return, god has cursed 25% of the population in Denmarkistan with mental illnesses. According to Psykiatrifonden in Denmarkistan, a large number of citizens in Denmarkistan has been cursed with mental illnesses.

Statistics over how many people who suffers from mental illnesses in Denmark

Each second Danish family comes in contact with psychiatric treatment services.

15% have depressive symptoms - recurrent depression or persistent sadness.

20% suffer symptoms of anxiety - phobias, panic disorder or persistent anxiety.

20% have addictions - alcohol, drugs, etc.

15% over 65 years are demented.

Many have more of these symptoms simultaneously.

This is the consequence of not beliving in the Lord. But even though that God has cursed a majority of the citizens of Denmarkistans, most of them still fails to understand and accept Christ as their savior. But, like this was not enough already, the Denmarkians still rejected Christ as their savior, as well as they denied the excistence of God. To avenge such behaviour, god invented the Winter Darkness Curse.

Each second citizen in Denmark suffers in winter darkness

For 4 percent, the illness is so serious that it ends with a winter depression.

November darkness has settled like a blanket of Denmark and it sucks energy out of a large part of the hat and glove-clad Danes. Nearly every other Dane - exactly 44 per cent. - Will be adversely affected by darkness and becomes more dreary and energy left. It shows a measurement, YouGov conducted for Metro.

Measurements show that darkness hit at least 4 per cent. by the Danes so hard that they go down with a treatment-emergent winter.

Birgit Dagmar Johansson is senior consultant in psychiatry at the district psychiatry on Lolland-Falster and has over 30 years experience in treating winter depression Danes. She finds it important to distinguish ordinary winter weariness of winter depression.

"When you have a winter, work is far below its normal functioning. One can not concentrate, remember bad, sleep and eat more, especially sweets. There may arise self-criticism and suicidal ideation, and it may evolve into a life threatening disease, "she says.

This is the punishment from God. If you do not read and follow his word and the Holy Bible, you will be turned into mindless zombies, walking breathlessly around in eternal winter darkness, just like the citizens of Denmarkistan. Let this be a lesson to all of you god-mocking Atheists !!

[Brother Temperance]

There is a bit of a chicken-and-egg situation here, I suppose. Are all the Danish vikings mad because they're atheists, or are they atheists because they're mad vikings?

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

Lets not forget that psykiatrifonden in Denmarkia doesn't even count homosexuality as a mental illness. If they did the statistics would probably show that 98% of all Denmarkians suffer from mentel diseases.

[Michael. P]

This is only the tip of the iceberg that is Denmarkistan.

[BelieverInGod]

How many threads do we need regarding this topic?

[awesomeness]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

How many threads do we need regarding this topic?

Many.

[gurker]

Originally Posted by awesomeness

Many.

More bullshit you are a sad man indeed

[awesomeness]

Originally Posted by gurker

More bullshit you are a sad man indeed

Looks like we have a Denmarkian here who suffers from Winter Darkness Depression.

[Dutch Girl]

Why would God curse an entire country?

That seems unfair to me.

[awesomeness]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Why would God curse an entire country?

That seems unfair to me.

Well, The Denmarkians are all the same, so instead of sorting them out, God decided to curse them all.

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by awesomeness

Well, The Denmarkians are all the same, so instead of sorting them out, God decided to curse them all.

That is silly. How can all people in a country be the same? Are all Americans the same?

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

Why would God curse an entire country?

That seems unfair to me.

Too bad for you, He doesn't think its unfair.

Just look at what happened to Egypt!

"How he had wrought his signs in Egypt, and his wonders in the field of Zoan. And had turned their rivers into blood; and their floods, that they could not drink. He sent divers sorts of flies among them, which devoured them; and frogs, which destroyed them. He gave also their increase unto the caterpiller, and their labour unto the locust. He destroyed their vines with hail, and their sycomore trees with frost. He gave up their cattle also to the hail, and their flocks to hot thunderbolts. He cast upon them the fierceness of his anger, wrath, and indignation, and trouble, by sending evil angels among them. He made a way to his anger; he spared not their soul from death, but gave their life over to the pestilence; And smote all the firstborn in Egypt; the chief of their strength in the tabernacles of Ham:" Psalms 78:43-51

You'd better repent soon unless you want these things to happen to Denmarkistan.

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant

Just look at what happened to Egypt!

That was thousands of years ago. Don't you think God has forgiven them by now?

You'd better repent soon unless you want these things to happen to Denmarkistan.

I live in Holland, not in Denmark!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

That was thousands of years ago. Don't you think God has forgiven them by now?

Nope, they're mooslims now. God doesn't like them either.

I live in Holland, not in Denmark!

Sorry, I get all those weird little europeen countries confused.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

That is silly. How can all people in a country be the same? Are all Americans the same?

God does curse whole countries, because they are vile:

Jeremiah 49 verse 13 For I have sworn by myself, saith the LORD, that Bozrah shall become a desolation, a reproach, a waste, and a curse; and all the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes.

That is God talking. Notice how He doesn't say some of the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes?

Isaiah 34
1 Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it.
2 For the indignation of the LORD is upon all nations, and his fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.
3 Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.
4 And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling fig from the fig tree.
5 For my sword shall be bathed in heaven: behold, it shall come down upon Idumea, and upon the people of my curse, to judgment.
6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.
8 For it is the day of the LORD's vengeance, and the year of recompences for the controversy of Zion.
9 And the streams thereof shall be turned into pitch, and the dust thereof into brimstone, and the land thereof shall become burning pitch.
10 It shall not be quenched night nor day; the smoke thereof shall go up for ever: from generation to generation it shall lie waste; none shall pass through it for ever and ever.
11 But the cormorant and the bittern shall possess it; the owl also and the raven shall dwell in it: and he shall stretch out upon it the line of confusion, and the stones of emptiness.
12 They shall call the nobles thereof to the kingdom, but none shall be there, and all her princes shall be nothing.
13 And thorns shall come up in her palaces, nettles and brambles in the fortresses thereof: and it shall be an habitation of dragons, and a court for owls.
14 The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest.
15 There shall the great owl make her nest, and lay, and hatch, and gather under her shadow: there shall the vultures also be gathered, every one with her mate.
16 Seek ye out of the book of the LORD, and read: no one of these shall fail, none shall want her mate: for my mouth it hath commanded, and his spirit it hath gathered them..

That's not me saying that. It is God. He says so in here

III John 1:11 Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Jeremiah 49 verse 13 For I have sworn by myself, saith the LORD, that Bozrah shall become a desolation, a reproach, a waste, and a curse; and all the cities thereof shall be perpetual wastes.

That is in the Bible? Wow! But, where in the Bible does it say Denmark?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Originally Posted by Hash Girl

That is in the Bible? Wow! But, where in the Bible does it say Denmark?

Listen up Hash Girl
Of course Denmark isn't mentioned by name in the Bible, how dumb do you think we are? What God DID write when he wrote the bible (1611 King James Version) was a lot about what is good and what is bad. In Denmark 99 percent of all that is done by the population - the denmarkians - is bad. That's why God hates Denmark and that's why he curse the country.

[Dutch Girl]

Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen

That's why God hates Denmark and that's why he curse the country.

Then why do you want to live there?

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Originally Posted by Hash Girl

Then why do you want to live there?

I really don't, but God has places me here for a reason, and that is to preach his words to all the homers, sodomizers, satan worshipers, lutherans, rapists, drug addicts, atheists, witches, mudslimes, whoremongers and bastards who live in Denmark.

[awesomeness]

Originally Posted by Dutch Girl

That is in the Bible? Wow! But, where in the Bible does it say Denmark?

Are you retarded? Why would God want to have such a disgusting curseword as "Denmark" written in his Holy Bible?