Scripture Bounty: $1,000,000 for each inaccuracy!

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Dear Unsaved Friends of Landover,

Though you may mock us and our LORD, you have never been able to provide scripture to support your perspective.

Therefore we are offering a bounty of one million dollars ($1,000,000) for each and every scripture inaccuracy found in a post by a True Christian™ on this forum. We also guarantee the finder of any inaccuracy safe passage to True Christian Heaven™.

If we misrepresent scripture or fail to preach the inerrant Word of God directly from the Holy KJV, you profit!

We know that you greedy jews, atheists and other assorted heathens will be excited by this offer but we request that you please refrain from going overboard and loading every single page of the forum looking for errors that simply don't exist.

Good luck, friends. Your safe passage to Heaven is at stake.

Please note that all rewards will be paid out of January's tithing.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Scripture Bounty: $1,000,000 for each inaccuracy!

It's reassuring to see that not a single attempt has been made to claim this bounty.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Scripture Bounty: $1,000,000 for each inaccuracy!

One of your team has done so here:

Brothers and sisters, don't let yourselves be drawn into a life of sin by listening to these psychics. They are servants of satan and seek to destroy your Faith threw their cheap tricks.

Turning clouds square? Jesus can do that with one hand tied behind His back.

Jap karate is a well-known method of demon possession. Look at this.

Isaiah 8:19 And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? for the living to the dead?

The first guy (with the clouds) I've done the word in red for you, does not peep. It's more of a squawk.

And that last pair: they're not dead (I've shown the word in blue) so when he falls down the first man does not scry in his head! The clips don't show what the verse says, so does that mean it's NOT banned to do those things? That's what this post means, at the end of the day, and that's not the same as your book says.

Cash is fine, or bank draft. Cheers

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[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Scripture Bounty: $1,000,000 for each inaccuracy!

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Firstly, I can't tell if that retarded wiccan is peeping or squawking or asking someone to change his adult diaper. But if the Bible says that wizards "peep" then clearly he is peeping.

Secondly, demonic possession ≠ death. Some of our very own True Christians were possessed by rectal demons before they found the Lord and I don't think you would describe any of us as dead, would you?

I find your post a particularly desperate and pathetic attempt to "win" through semantics. I know your GRID medication won't pay for itself but have you ever stopped to consider the fact that when you "win", Jesus loses?

I'll be praying for you.