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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 10:37 AM

Yawn, garbage. No one has anything intelligent to say about my argument. Of course. Logic always prevails.
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 10:43 AM

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Yawn, garbage. No one has anything intelligent to say about my argument. Of course. Logic always prevails.
We don't use logic friend. We use Faith!

God commands us what to do and what not to do. He made a cool manual for us that is called the KJV Bible (1611). We follow his word to the T.

If you have a problem with that, you have to take it up with God.

Exodus 11:8
All these officials of yours will come to me, bowing down before me and saying, 'Go, you and all the people who follow you!' After that I will leave." Then Moses, hot with anger, left Pharaoh.


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I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 10:44 AM

piffle God, if this is what he spawns, then I'll have nothing to do with him. Do everyone a favor, and shoot yourselves before some one has to go to jail for doing it.
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 10:47 AM

Friend, as you are an expert in networking (BWAHAHA) you probably know that we have all the information we need to know who you are. So, making a few death threats is not the brightest thing you have done today.

I have given this information to the DoF. Expect a knock on your door soon.


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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 11:05 AM

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I work hard for 40 hours a week and attend college where I study a degree in Networking.
Cooooooooool! I nevr knew ya could get a degree in myspace an bebo. Wow! That sound lik a pretty awesome college ta me, dude!
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 02:02 PM

This thread has become my new favorite. Pretending to know things you don't know, then arguing with people who really do know...now that's the height of comedy!




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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 02:11 PM



*facepalm* Look, they, nor anyone else here is the devil. Just because they are bible-thumping TC's does not mean they are the devil!

Gah, I HATE it when people come in and assume that!

THEY ARE NOT CRAZY!

THEY ARE JUST FOLLOWING THE TEACHINGS OF THEIR BIBLE!

(a little bit cranky sometimes, but nonetheless not crazy)
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 02:54 PM

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*facepalm* Look, they, nor anyone else here is the devil.
I am the devil, wud u lik an apple???

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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 03:43 PM

Not really.

Oh, and what a wonderful change! You've managed to abstain from saying 'asshat' in at least 1 post!
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-25-2008, 06:20 PM

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This thread has become my new favorite ...

... now that's the height of comedy!


I couldn't agree more, Sister! Having myself a giggle (Jesus forgive noddy)


1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-26-2008, 12:31 AM

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Not really.

Oh, and what a wonderful change! You've managed to abstain from saying 'asshat' in at least 1 post!
The jokes on u, asshat! Ya cant do somethin if ya don kno what it means! I don even kno what an 'asbtain' means, so doubt if I coulda done it!

What an asshat!
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-26-2008, 02:24 AM

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The jokes on u, asshat! Ya cant do somethin if ya don kno what it means! I don even kno what an 'asbtain' means, so doubt if I coulda done it!

What an asshat!
Did you go to school? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?

I can't imagine someone actually being as stupid as you naturally. And even then there's spellcheck, which you obviously don't use.
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-26-2008, 03:23 AM

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Did you go to school? Were you dropped on the head as a baby or something?

I can't imagine someone actually being as stupid as you naturally. And even then there's spellcheck, which you obviously don't use.
Listen, he's a genius compared to some of the anime creeps and goth tards we get. It gets worse, believe me.

My theory is that the sodomy you all commit slowly rots your brain.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-26-2008, 05:45 AM

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It gets worse, believe me.
Yea, I believe you, considering that you've had to deal with them for almost 2 years now, and perhaps even longer ago on the Voy forums.

Perhaps Chuckie Cheese and Fallen Angel could have a challenge to see who has, if any, more intelligence. I'd say the results for that would be quite hilarious I mean interesting.
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Default Re: Landover Baptist, the devil? - 04-26-2008, 08:34 AM

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The jokes on you, asshat! You can't do something if you don't know what it means! I don't even know what an 'abstain' means, so doubt if I could have done it!

What an asshat!
That took at least 5 minutes to correct! Seriously, you can't be that bad at spelling!
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