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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:43 AM

Why would a True Christian™ be against Same Sex Marriage? Because God is against it!

Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.



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i could give a shit about god's opinion.
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Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We are against it because the Bible tells us it is wrong. Do you not understand English or something?
So you are basically saying that you'd stand by and watch the whole world burn if it meant that you'd be following the rules and getting your little slice of heaven, right?

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You are all basically saying you have no opinion and what you are stating is "god's" opinion. What is YOUR opinion? I'm asking that. i could give a shit about god's opinion.
Our opinion is that God is right. My goodness, she's a dumb one, isn't she?
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:46 AM

Pastor -

I shall take it up with God. Should I pray to him tonight and ask, "O Mighty and Powerful God, pass on your words of wisdom ... Tell me, what were you thinking?"

And if he decides to smite me down where I stand - kneel, whatever - well, then, that'll be one less person in the world.

If not, and I'm still alive, then he's interested or doesn't care enough - and if he doesn't care enough, then why would he hate homosexuals?

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are homophobix. Homo- / Bisexuals are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:47 AM

But what's the point of it? It's not doing anything for you. Having a sam sex couple that's in love not getting married isn't making you rich or happy or anything. All it's doing is making another persons' life miserable.


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I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are homophobix. Homo- / Bisexuals are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.
Your line of reasoning can be extended to the following...

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are molestorphobes. Child molestors are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are Nazi-haters. Nazis are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are cannibal-murderer-haters. Cannibalistic murderers are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.



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I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are homophobix. Homo- / Bisexuals are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.
Nobody said that queers aren't people. What we've said is that GOD tells us that they are "an abomination" and that unless they repent, they are bound for an eternity of torture in hell. It is our Christian duty to warn you about this.

By the way, the Bible tells us that not only homers (those "without natural affection") but also their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
So unless you want to join the fags in that lake of fire, I suggest you stop defending them.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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So, please tell me ... if somebody has been affected by sinners so much her entire life that her very mind is warped - as it can be warped when facing severe trauma, such as rape, torture, etc - and thus she no longer follows God, she would be tossed into the burning world?

I'm sorry if I'm offending you - I do this to everyone. I get into debates about my opinions all the time, and I don't do it to force my argument onto someone. I do it so that I can glean a better understanding, and pass back and forth knowledge between the two of us through a passionate kiss.

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So, please tell me ... if somebody has been affected by sinners so much her entire life that her very mind is warped - as it can be warped when facing severe trauma, such as rape, torture, etc - and thus she no longer follows God, she would be tossed into the burning world?
This verse is a direct answer to that specific question.

John 15:6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.



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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:56 AM

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So, please tell me ... if somebody has been affected by sinners so much her entire life that her very mind is warped - as it can be warped when facing severe trauma, such as rape, torture, etc - and thus she no longer follows God, she would be tossed into the burning world?

I'm sorry if I'm offending you - I do this to everyone. I get into debates about my opinions all the time, and I don't do it to force my argument onto someone. I do it so that I can glean a better understanding, and pass back and forth knowledge between the two of us through a passionate kiss.

Haha, sorry, had to qoute Kurt there.
This is not a debate forum, as has been pointed out to you and your demon pals previously.

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We couldn't care less about what Kurt has to say. He's burning in hell right this minute.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 05:58 AM

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Your line of reasoning can be extended to the following...

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are molestorphobes. Child molestors are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are Nazi-haters. Nazis are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.

I am on this thread because I really do dislike it when people are cannibal-murderer-haters. Cannibalistic murderers are people too. They breathe and think like us and love like us, and some even pray to the same God as you.
So you're calling every homo- / bisexual a nazi, a child molestor, a cannibalistic murderer.

To reply to the Nazi comment ... they were following their government. They had been in a pit of depression, and Hitler brought them out of it. He wove poetry out of harsh words and created a shining future for them. Most had no idea the extent of what they were doing.

Child molestors ... they have a reason to be hated. They are sick, sick beings, most of them - unless they're touched by a mental illness - and from personal experience, I can say that most desere hatred or intense dislike.

Cannibalistic murderers, same thing.

You do realize that these three types of people have reasons to be hated, correct?
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 06:04 AM

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Pastor -

I shall take it up with God. Should I pray to him tonight and ask, "O Mighty and Powerful God, pass on your words of wisdom ... Tell me, what were you thinking?"

And if he decides to smite me down where I stand - kneel, whatever - well, then, that'll be one less person in the world.

If not, and I'm still alive, then he's interested or doesn't care enough - and if he doesn't care enough, then why would he hate homosexuals?
I don't believe He hates homosexuals. The original Greek leaves it open to interpretation. Malacca can mean a lot of things. :laugh:


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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 06:15 PM

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The original Greek leaves it open to interpretation.
That's a common cop-out by liberal "Christians" who hate what the Bible actually says. Our God is powerful enough to express Himself with perfect clarity in any language that He chooses and to preserve His words from any corruption.


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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-03-2010, 07:24 PM

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If I am not mistaken, in the Bible at some point God says, "love thy neighbor as thou love yourself" or something of that sort.
A neighbor is someone who lives nextdoor to us, or on our block.

By loving our neighbors, we grow into strong, mini-communities/camps, so we can band together and defend ourselves against (or rebuke) others. A little like a Neighborhood Watch organization.

God™ could easily have written "Love everyone in the world as you do yourself", but obviously He did not.

Remember, He had all the time in the world to come up with the words he put in the Bible™, and He said what He means and means what He said.
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-04-2010, 12:36 AM

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Okay quite honestly it's extremely idiotic at how you try to mock me. It's really dumb. I'm simply stating what I believe in. I'm agnostic, I don't really believe or not believe. i joined this website simply to respond to all the immaturity I read. I thought Christians were for "peace" and "love" and things like that. Apparently all of you are just stereotypical, close minded, pricks.

Why do you believe everything written in a book? It's a fairy tail. This is a simple question, not a bash.

Don't think we don't know about all your secret code words. You homers will fornicate with just about anything.


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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-05-2010, 05:35 PM

Pastor Zeke, you're a babe.

Oh, why do you all call:

Cathylicks - Catholics?
Joo - Jew?
Mooslim - Muslim?

FOR piffle'S SAKE, GROW UP, ACCEPT PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY ARE, NOT EVERYONE IS A piffleING GOD-LOVING PERFECTO.

YOU ALL HAVE FAKE PICTURES, YOU ALL SPREAD SHIT WORSE THAT A piffleING PIGEON.

OH, AND ZEKE, YOU'RE FACEBOOK SAYS YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WOMEN AND MEN.

I THOUGHT GAY HAS WRONG.

Hypocritical arseholes.
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-06-2010, 12:51 AM

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Pastor Zeke, you're a babe.

OH, AND ZEKE, YOU'RE FACEBOOK SAYS YOU'RE INTERESTED IN WOMEN AND MEN.

I THOUGHT GAY HAS WRONG.

Hypocritical arseholes.
Thank you for the compliment, but for the 1,000th time; No, I am not interested in committing sodomy with you.

I am a True Christian™ Pastor, and as such, I am bound by Christ to share the Good News about His temporary suffering and death on the cross at Calvary with sinners of both genders.

And yes, gay is wrong. It is in fact "an abomination" according to the Holy Word of God, whether it's a greasy wetback queer or liberal cannuckistani queer. It's all an abomination to our loving Lord.

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Lev.18:22
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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We aren't looking to get rich or happy. We are looking to obey God.

Exactly, you're looking to obey god, so why does it bother you that some people don't. How is two people of the same sex getting married affect you? Can you not sleep at night, can you not look at yourself in the mirror, eat? Really, why do people care so much as to what others do with THEIR lives. It's theirs, so why care what they do with it. You're christian people, you're supposedly full of love, so why not find it in your hearts to just leave the people alone, let them live the way they want to live and stop making their lives harder than it is.
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Default Re: ! ? MEXICO legalizes Gay Marriage ? ! - 01-11-2010, 03:32 PM

^I love how every single person rebuttal with a quote from the Bible. Do you dedicate your entire life memorizing scripture so you can use it against someone like it's offensive or something?
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