Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man

[Pastor Ezekiel]

While the police see THIS as a crime, I see it as a genuine miracle. How else could you explain a woman impregnated by a dead man?

Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

I can't find anything against this in the Holy Bible....

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man

It sounds disgusting, but if God thought it was a perverse abomination like this pathetic "man love let's get married" craze that's sweeping the nation He'd have said...

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man

Was the not quite dead yet man married? If he was not, and the young mother was not betrothed, I believe that a wedding is in order, so as not to have yet another bastard birthed into the world.

And speaking as a Scientheist, if a man can perform his husbandly duties, he is not Biblically dead.

And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;

And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,

And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.

Matthew 27:51-53

[James Hutchins]

Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man

I think it as part of Gods Plan. Obviously, Jesus was not done with the poor fellow and Satan stole his soul. It just proves that God has almighty power and we are little more than vessels to contain His Love.
I hear about this sort of thing from time to time but most folks do not want to talk about it, as if there is shame in the Wisdom of God.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man

I'm in total agreement with Professor Bessemer here; I think we need to think of the child and get him made legitimate. The man can't be married already because his wife is now a widow if he ever was so it's not adultery as such. Therefore we need to get them married and get his next of kin to sign some sort of certificate that the son isn't a bastard because they accept him into their family. We can still save a soul for Jesus if these meddling police are thwarted.

This miracle is being fouled up by do-gooders. The world is going downhill rapidly.