When National Pornographic isn't corrupting the youth of America by showing them centerfolds of immoral naked yard apes with their pendulous breasts dragging the Aids infested sand they pretend is soil, the Godless magazine runs articles on supposedly ancient naked yard apes walking upright. Never to be outdone in their debauchery,
National Pornographic has recently ran an article claiming that the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were mistranslated, and that the gardens were really in Nineveh.
According to Stephanie Dalley, an over-educated, under-evangelized lesbian atheist abomination and professor of Assyriology of Oxfart University, one of the few Jews whose word we can trust, Josephus, got it wrong.
While this is of no direct importance to us, after all, the Bible doesn't mention those gardens, so they were probably just a window box garden of Nebuchadnezzer's, this blasphemous strumpet is a true whore of Babylon. This handmaid of Satan writes extensively on the history of the Near East, but seldom bothers to mention the only important places in the whole desert; Judah and Israel. She has devoted 8 full books to the filthy heathens of the region and their Satanic cults, but when it comes to the Holy Land what does she write? Lies!
In a recent publication of hers,
Esther’s Revenge at Susa: From Sennacherib to Ahasuerus, this depraved preacher of filth makes the laughably ridiculous claim that the book of Esther is a demythologized adaptation of a myth involving Marduk and Ishtar that was based on the Assyrian sack of Susa! Have you ever been asked to swallow such a slimy load of tripe?
This scandalous floozy already flaunts her sinful nature by pretending to teach men at a university, but to make her bed at the lowest pit of hell, she even denies the inerrant Word of God! What hope can there be for the 4 or 5 potential Christians in the U.K. when smut peddlers are educating them? We can only pray that president Osama bumps the right button during one of his wild drunken trannie sex orgies in the oval office and our entire nuclear stockpile is dumped on Jolly Old England. Putting them out of their misery would be the merciful, Christian thing to do.
Glory onto Him.