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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 02:21 AM

BEWARE OF THIS FALSE GOD (or king James)

please senior pastors help me exorcise this Bavarian witch


Exodus 21:20-21 If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 02:22 AM

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Friend, the Bible is as clear as day. God had it written for the 'lowest common denominator'. It is when people start looking for hidden meaning or Waldo that problems exist.


Friend, the whole world considers you people to be 3rd world. Sorry. The USA got 1/2 of you guys when you tried 'dominate the world' back a few years.
well, the thing about the bible is: it's not!
firstly it's written by mans hand. it is a collection of believes and stories that people told eachother in old times. to be precise: it were the israeli people. when the king nebukadnezar IInd kidnapped the israeli people they decided to write everything down in order to preserve their religion and culture. that was the begin of the first texts of the old testament.

now secondly: there are words in hebrew and old greek that can be understood in several ways. then it also depends how you interpret a part of the text. this can vary pretty much as interpretation always goes with association. what you have learned and experienced defines what you interpret in the bible.

and about that germany thing:
1.) that was 70 years go
2.) it was all allies, NOT just the USA
3.) now we are the strongest economical power in europe.
4.) everyone buys the leopard tank, german submarines and german weapons.
5,) everybody from russia, over china to the usa buys german cars

inform your self, read the financial times or the wallstreet journal. there you can get a bit more info.
in the european union the case is even stronger: when angela merkel says something, the whole EU does it.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 02:34 AM

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ok,

here it is.





guttenberg is simply not the KJB and so i repeat again

BLASPHEMER!!!!


next you will be pulling up the stale old fish regarding the 13 books that the council of nicea had judgement over

Such Blasphemous tongue you are using.

drop to your knees and repent, scrub that filthy tongue which a metal brush!!

might your be a witch perhaps?
well first:
that's your opinion, i have mine so we should just continue talking about the common verses.
now:
stop insulting me, stay sophisticated please as i am being with you! you are just decreasing my respect for you! also it's annoying and shows me i'm talking to a person with a dull mind.
(and by the way: it would be witchER, as you are talking to a male.)

here are some questions:
1.) is your believe so weak that you can't stand strong in this debate? you are crying after the pastors like a child after his mummy! i just want to talk and have a good, differenciated diskussion. no reason for crying, i don't want to kill you man. *rolleyes*
2.) you said that the kjb is the only book. is that a fact?
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 02:46 AM

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(and by the way: it would be witchER, as you are talking to a male.)
that has been called into question a few posts ago by another church member

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here are some questions:
1.) is your believe so weak that you can't stand strong in this debate? you are crying after the pastors like a child after his mummy! i just want to talk and have a good, differenciated diskussion. no reason for crying, i don't want to kill you man. *rolleyes*
Regarding the use of the word 'Mummy'
might you also worship in the temple of Isis?
as mummies are closely related to Egyptian culture and not God Fearing American Christians

Random killings ONLY happen in the land of the FREE. the USA.


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2.) you said that the kjb is the only book. is that a fact?
YES, there is simply no other book.

I can understand that being so close to many Slavic countries that there might be outside influences at work here.

But i do give it up to the German Barbarians as the vehicles BMW, Mercedes etc do actually have a target embedded with the company emblem.......this is to have an accurate aim whilst running over Jews.....quite like a rifle does when you spread the word of the lord to the non believers.

Yes BMW are cheap in Germany but you can also use the very same car in the heathen lands in the middle east as a taxi service.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 03:15 AM

ok, first: i told you not to insult me! remember that thing i told you about my respect of you decreasing? german barbarian is a defamation! can you leave it, or would your vocabulary then be so poor that you wouldn't even be able to have a proper conversation? that would make you the barbarian.
btw: is that how you people present the landover baptist church? for people to become the impression that you are just a bunch of losers, unable of anything but screaming, defaming and insulting?

and about our cars: the target is actually for people to see it right behind them in their back mirror when they are to slow because they are just to dumb to drive properly on our motorways, since a lot of them have not speed limits. *cough* e.g. americans *cough*

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that has been called into question a few posts ago by another church member
what do you mean?


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might you also worship in the temple of Isis?
as mummies are closely related to Egyptian culture and not God Fearing American Christians

Random killings ONLY happen in the land of the FREE. the USA.




YES, there is simply no other book.

I can understand that being so close to many Slavic countries that there might be outside influences at work here.
don't insult my and your intelligence by speculating wildley about the egyptian culture and slavic influences as you know very well that mummy ist another word for mom (mother) and that there is no one big slavic religon.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 03:20 AM

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ok, first: i told you not to insult me! remember that thing i told you about my respect of you decreasing? german barbarian is a defamation! can you leave it, or would your vocabulary then be so poor that you wouldn't even be able to have a proper conversation? that would make you the barbarian.
btw: is that how you people present the landover baptist church? for people to become the impression that you are just a bunch of losers, unable of anything but screaming, defaming and insulting?

and about our cars: the target is actually for people to see it right behind them in their back mirror when they are to slow because they are just to dumb to drive properly on our motorways, since a lot of them have not speed limits. *cough* e.g. americans *cough*



what do you mean?




don't insult my and your intelligence by speculating wildley about the egyptian culture and slavic influences as you know very well that mummy ist another word for mom (mother) and that there is no one big slavic religon.
do i really need to throw another line in the water here?

the fishing seems good so let me grab my picnic basket...BRB


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 03:29 AM

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ok, first: i told you not to insult me! remember that thing i told you about my respect of you decreasing? german barbarian is a defamation!
ok,
here we go yet again.......

ever since the time of the Romans (cant remember which time they kicked your ass) the Bavarians have always been referred to as 'Barbarians' simply because the lack on structured society of a village lifestyle

this also included the Visigoths, The Huns and so on.
this term was used simply because YOUR tribal empire lacked structure and were busy raiding each others villages and putting animal scalps on your heads....am i wrong on this also?

Correct me if i am wrong here but im sure I am correct in the use of this 'generic' term first coined over 1000 years ago.

I am not after your respect, im here to learn the KJV of the bible
(the one true book)

once you can clearly demonstrate the error in what i say precisely and without failure or misinterpretation I will give you a break.

As im sure you might remember, your first post was that of insult and pursuit of church members.

have a think about that one whilst i get some more bait.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 04:34 AM

actually the barbarians caused the fall of rome but nevermind. then the germans were not barbarians at that times but germanics. *fail*

also you know very well that barbarian today is meant as an insultment as the historical barbarians don't exist anymore since ages.

good! no that we've put this right and you seem able to take without insulting words we've done one step forward.

bad i've got some bad news for you: 99% of you guy's are already gonna burn in hell, so there's no need anymore of further bible studyings:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5,22.

So insulting people brings you in hell. But I'm sure, you'll find some sort of excuse why this part of the bible shouldn't apply for you.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 04:43 AM

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actually the barbarians caused the fall of rome but nevermind. then the germans were not barbarians at that times but germanics. *fail*

also you know very well that barbarian today is meant as an insultment as the historical barbarians don't exist anymore since ages.

good! no that we've put this right and you seem able to take without insulting words we've done one step forward.

bad i've got some bad news for you: 99% of you guy's are already gonna burn in hell, so there's no need anymore of further bible studyings:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire." Matthew 5,22.

So insulting people brings you in hell. But I'm sure, you'll find some sort of excuse why this part of the bible shouldn't apply for you.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 12-19-2012, 06:00 AM

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hello mary and wayne.
firstly, that is a great idea i surely will present myself in the intro* forum.
i am a bit furios about the inhuman ways how people with different opinions in here are getting crushed by insulting them and making them ridicolous.
You're mistaken, dear. If someone looks ridiculous, it's not because we insult them, it's because the ridiculousness of their ideas have been exposed to the light. Sometimes, people simply don't recognize the foolishness of the ideas they've been taught to accept because they surround themselves with like-minded people. Seeing them from an objective point of view can be a little unsettling for some people, but I assure you, no True Christian™ is trying to insult and ridicule anyone.

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so i became angry and wanted the bring some people back from the high podium they are standing on.
But friend, the "podium" you see is nothing less than the LORD's Holy Word Itself! That's why you'll not find a single True Christian™ polluting this find forum with personal opinions or independent thoughts. Instead you'll see the glorification of God's Holy Bible!

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dear mary,
i would like to answer your pn aswell.

firstly i would like to ask which parts of my text you find boring or witless?
of course i am assuming that harsh criticism is something this community can bear so this surely can't be the reason why in your opinion it is boring.
Dear, I didn't find one ounce of praise for the Sweet Redeemer in your post. I looked and looked, but the sheer number of useless words made my eyes glaze over. Further, there was nothing of value in it at all! No talk about what Christ has done for you lately, just complaining. There's no cleverness in that. Any tantruming toddler can do the same

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then, please tell me which of my quotes weren't backed up with the bible.
Dear, you cannot be expected to comprehend the Bible unless you read it as a whole, not a select number of verses here and there to make a point.

I hope that helps. I look forward to your Introduction Thread.

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Dear Ponce.

Learn how to quote. Leviticus 19:15 clearly tells us to judge.

Leviticus 19:15

15 ¶ Ye shall doe no vnrighteousnes in iudgement; thou shalt not respect the person of the poore, nor honour the person of the mightie: but in righteousnesse shalt thou iudge thy neighbour.

This clearly instructs us to judge.


Isaiah 66:15

For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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In the end, it will be Jesus who ultimately decides everything: who goes to Heaven, and who goes to Hell. We are just humans and can't just say "Well this person is going to Hell and this person is going to Heaven." It is up to God and not us.
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In the end, it will be Jesus who ultimately decides everything: who goes to Heaven, and who goes to Hell. We are just humans and can't just say "Well this person is going to Hell and this person is going to Heaven." It is up to God and not us.
God tells us who is going to Heaven in the Bible(KJV1611).

Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

So we KNOW sinners are going to Hell.

You need to get right with Jesus before He decides to kill you somehow?

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-16-2013, 01:40 PM

If by "cult" you mean an acronym for Christians Uniting (in) Loving Teaching, then yes Landover is a cult.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-16-2013, 07:48 PM

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If by "cult" you mean an acronym for Christians Uniting (in) Loving Teaching, then yes Landover is a cult.
Amen and glory!!!
Please don't say that. I know you're trying to make a "bad word" "good" by making it an acronym, but that's not how the unsaved trash is going to take it.

Bluntly, we tell people to go read the KJV Bible from beginning to end and to take it literally. We don't even sell them the Bibles, but tell them to go get one for free online, from a church, or buy it from a bookstore. Yet somehow telling people to read the Bible, rather than blindly follow someone at the pulpit means we're a "cult" in their eyes.

As respected as Pastor Zeke is, if he started telling us that he had secret messages from Jesus and started telling us that he knew more than what the Bible was saying, he'd be run out of town on a rail. Especially if he started wearing a dress, funny hats and red slippers.

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In the end, it will be Jesus who ultimately decides everything: who goes to Heaven, and who goes to Hell. We are just humans and can't just say "Well this person is going to Hell and this person is going to Heaven." It is up to God and not us.
Yes Jesus decides but the Bible tells us how to get into Heaven, not some silly gay guy in a fish hat.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-17-2013, 04:28 PM

You are so wise for a woman BelieverInChrist.
Atheist scum love twisting words.
This is noted.
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In the end, it will be Jesus who ultimately decides everything: who goes to Heaven, and who goes to Hell. We are just humans and can't just say "Well this person is going to Hell and this person is going to Heaven." It is up to God and not us.
You are absolutely right. It really is up to God and not us. That's why it makes no sense to me when sinners get upset when we tell them they're going to Hell if they don't change their ways. We're not the ones making that judgement. God is. We're just letting them know.


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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-29-2013, 09:36 AM

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Yes.
Murder is taking a life.
Execution is taking a life.
BUT, the difference is that execution is not forbidden by God, but murder is. Since murder has no lawful (be it God's or society's laws) reason for it.
While execution does.. that's why the two are not the same.

Only stupid lieberal sinners like yourself actually believe the two are the same thing.
Let's look at the linguistic definiton of murder first:



The CRIME OF UNLAWFUL KILLING. Thus, there is lawful killing.
So you are in disagreement with the English and the American language.

And what does God think? (Which is the most important thing of course.)
He doesn't consider execution to be murder either, but He uses it as punishment for several things, murder being one.
So you are in disagreement with God.

And there is not a court in the world (especially not in the US) that would consider murder and execution the same either.
So you are in disagreement with the justice system too.

So let's see:
God disagree with you. (And who could ever be right against HIM?)
The very definitions of "murder" disagree with you.
And the justice system disagrees with you.

Not to mention that every intelligent person in the world disagree with you..
I think it's time for you to re-evaluate your silly opinons..
They have no base in reality.
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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 03-30-2013, 02:56 AM

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Forgiveness (Matthew 18:21-35) 14Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not. 15Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep with them that weep. 16Be of the same mind one toward another. Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Be not wise in your own conceits. 17Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men. 18If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. 19Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. 20Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. 21Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good. So stop being such a narrow minded git...Besides, if you follow the Word, word for word, as it is the direct Word of God...news flash, the 'true word' was NOT in english.....anyone have a first printing bible around to make sure it was "untainted' by man? Nope don't think so.
Cherry pick all the stuff you like, ignore the rest and claim that it was "tainted"

Yeah, that's going to get you into Heaven.

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Default Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT? - 01-22-2014, 03:08 AM

No because we worship Jesus.
Nowhere in Jesus's book, The Holy Bible, does it say that worshiping him is a cult.
Therefor we are not a cult, just a group of online disciples.

For all you math-weenies and gaytheists, here is a scientific formula: LBC =/= Cult


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