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Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade Jesus macht frei
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Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-08-2017, 04:09 PM
After the recent truck attacks I think it is time to ban muslims from driving any kind of vehicle. Maybe Freehold can make a first step by banning muslim truck drivers from entering?
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-08-2017, 07:20 PM
How about we just ban everybody from driving and use bicycle in stead like in glorious Korea?
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-08-2017, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
How about we just ban everybody from driving and use bicycle in stead like in glorious Korea?
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Hello Kin Jong-un,
What kind of bicycle do you have?
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-12-2017, 06:20 AM
Mooslims are the reason 9/11 happened and they have caused other attacks on good, proper, Christian folk. They keep attacking like rabid dogs, in buses, airplanes, trains, ect. If we can take away even one potential advantage from them, praise Jesus!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-12-2017, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
How about we just ban everybody from driving and use bicycle in stead like in glorious Korea?
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That would not be appropriate for all Christian members.
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-13-2017, 02:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
How about we just ban everybody from driving and use bicycle in stead like in glorious Korea?
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Those wouldn't be Juche bicycles now would they? How about you going on a diet of fish heads and rice there Kim - just like the rest of your "citizens". I don't see your country taking in any of those mooselimb refugees.
With all the money we're spending on the TSA keeping mooselimbs from flying planes, and now they're killing people with cars and trucks - they will certainly find a way to kill people with bicycles.
It's ultimately going to be more cost effective just to ban mooselimbs.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-14-2017, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
Hello Kin Jong-un,
What kind of bicycle do you have?
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I don't have one. For some reason, they always break when I try to sit on them. Confuse as to why.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
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Posts: 217
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Location: Pyongyang, DPRK, not France, I have fake IP which currently say I am in UK
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-14-2017, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
Those wouldn't be Juche bicycles now would they? How about you going on a diet of fish heads and rice there Kim - just like the rest of your "citizens". I don't see your country taking in any of those mooselimb refugees.
With all the money we're spending on the TSA keeping mooselimbs from flying planes, and now they're killing people with cars and trucks - they will certainly find a way to kill people with bicycles.
It's ultimately going to be more cost effective just to ban mooselimbs.
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1. They are indeed Juche bicycles.
2. I am indeed eat the same food as my citizen, but no fish head.
3. Refugees welcome if they come to us, but they never do because for they are believe western propaganda about our country.
4. I am not understand "moose limb". Is that a food like fish head? I will be very greatful for expletive.
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Completely CRAZY for the Lord
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Re: Ban muslim from driving anything! -
01-18-2017, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Marshal Kim Jong-un
Is that a food like fish head? I will be very greatful for expletive.
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For some people yes, a food. But not as good as a fish head. As we know the heathens have made almost as slobbering a mess of their domain as Juche has of yours and they frequently seek to escape by boat. Unlike communists however they don't seem to leave the dogma behind and some of their near neighbours in the southeastern quadrant of Asia are referred to here; you will notice that boat people are mentioned specifically:
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" 'The aborigines of the Andaman Islands may perhaps claim the distinction of being the smallest race upon this earth, though some anthropologists prefer the Bushmen of Africa, the Digger Indians of America, and the Terra del Fuegians. The average height is rather below four feet, although many full-grown adults may be found who are very much smaller than this. They are a fierce, morose, and intractable people, though capable of forming most devoted friendships when their confidence has once been gained.'
"Mark that, Watson. Now, then listen to this.
" 'They are naturally hideous, having large, misshapen heads, small fierce eyes, and distorted features. Their feet and hands, however, are remarkably small. So intractable and fierce are they, that all the efforts of the British officials have failed to win them over in any degree. They have always been a terror to shipwrecked crews, braining the survivors with their stone-headed clubs or shooting them with their poisoned arrows. These massacres are invariably concluded by a cannibal feast.'
"Nice, amiable people, Watson! If this fellow had been left to his own unaided devices, this affair might have taken an even more ghastly turn.."
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Have you ever visited the Andamans Mr Kim? It would make an ideal holiday destination where your ideas might find proper appreciation and which could benefit from the application of the theories you promote, should they turn out to be valid. Perhaps your mother was familiar with the region?
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