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Unsaved trash, toothless scotsman
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Location: in bed with my fag boyfriend
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New User -
11-08-2015, 09:25 PM
Hello, I am a gay atheist cross-dressing male and I have just come here to see whether this forum is for real or if it's just a joke. If it's just a joke, whatever, it's a bit of a messed up joke but who am I to judge? However, if this is real and everyone here is serious, I think that you should all go and see some kind of psychiatrist. Fine, you can be Christians and believe in god - if that makes you feel good, go for it! However, hating on people - especially to this extreme degree is just too much. Can someone just please tell me if these are real opinions?
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Gushing for Jesus
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: New User -
11-08-2015, 09:34 PM
Hello, and welcome to our friendly forum! Many people will be very surprised when they see our message, but you see, God blessed us with the understanding of his Word (John 14:26). If you are upset, you are upset with the LORD, what He says, and what He desires. But you look on as a child who is denied something that is not in his best interest, or a child who is being lovingly reprimanded. God is displeased with people like you. The Prophet reveals, "And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction." (Zechariah 1:15 ) Don’t you see how your continued rebellion hurts Jesus? What did He ever do to anger and offend you so?
In reality, the people of this world have changed the truth of God into lies, and that is why you are so confused as to what the Bible really says. The apostle Paul wrote, "[People who think they're wise] changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen." (Romans 1:22-25) The "creature" referred to here is Satan. People like you are easily duped by Satan’s lies because he tells you just what you want to hear, and so, like greedy little toddlers, you rush in and gobble up whatever you can find that satiates your immediate desires.
Your particular desires (to dress up and be sexed up like a girl) are not only weird, but they are particularly irksome to the LORD (Leviticus 20:13; Deuteronomy 22:5). You would do well to consider confessing your sins to Jesus and accepting Him into your heart! Then He can redeem your perverted, embarrassing life, and use you to bring others like you to come and worship Him now and for all eternity!
Praise Jesus!
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
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Re: New User -
11-08-2015, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiakuchan
Hello, I am a gay atheist cross-dressing male and I have just come here to see whether this forum is for real or if it's just a joke. If it's just a joke, whatever, it's a bit of a messed up joke but who am I to judge? However, if this is real and everyone here is serious, I think that you should all go and see some kind of psychiatrist. Fine, you can be Christians and believe in god - if that makes you feel good, go for it! However, hating on people - especially to this extreme degree is just too much. Can someone just please tell me if these are real opinions?
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Friend, your perspective is really perverted.
We do not hate people, we love them. We tell them the truth, not wrap the lies inside pretty paper with a ribbon on top.
You see, gaysexuals are going to end up in hell, if they do not leave their death-style choice behind. It's love to make gaysexuals to leave their evil ways behind. Telling them that it's OK to be a gaysexual is downright evil. People telling you so, wish you to end up in hell.
So as you can see, we are real as the fires of hell, but these are not OUR opinions. As we are 100% biblically accurate, these are the opinions of Jesus.
GLORY!
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Unsaved trash, toothless scotsman
Under Investigation
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Posts: 8
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Location: in bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: New User -
11-08-2015, 09:40 PM
You still haven't told me whether this is a joke or not. That's all I want to know. If this isn't a joke, you should really think about your lives and how much you've been brainwashed by the church.
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Location: Surrounded by feral eskimos.
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Re: New User -
11-08-2015, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Kiakuchan
You still haven't told me whether this is a joke or not. That's all I want to know. If this isn't a joke, you should really think about your lives and how much you've been brainwashed by the church.
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I just told you
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Unsaved trash, toothless scotsman
Under Investigation
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Location: in bed with my fag boyfriend
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Re: New User -
11-08-2015, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban
I just told you
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Oh, okay... I hope this entire forum is wiped off the internet. You people are disgusting. Anyway, I'm gonna go back to having sweet [POTTY WORDS STAY IN THE POTTY ROOM PLEASE] sex with my hot af boyfriend. Can't believe I actually stopped to come to this [NAUGHTY WORD REMOVED BY MODERATOR] of a place. I hope that you can all realise how disgusting you are and maybe then you can stop it.
Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 11-08-2015 at 10:01 PM.
Reason: This is a family friendly forum, dear. Children are learning!
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Gushing for Jesus
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Posts: 23,730
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: New User -
11-08-2015, 10:03 PM
You don't hear the answer you want and so you immediately resort to disgusting and shocking language? Son, I don't think you have a hot boyfriend. I think you're lonely and looking for love, but you won't find it in your rectum or the rectum of another man. You'll find it only in the bosom of Sweet Jesus!
Please, take some time to get to know us! You might just see the Truth™, if you really want to.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Obese Swedish Meatball Delusional Forum Member
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Posts: 2,208
Join Date: May 2014
Location: On a mountain with a tree and a midgit
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Re: New User -
11-09-2015, 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Kiakuchan
You still haven't told me whether this is a joke or not. [...]
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Asking if someone’s deepest held beliefs are a joke can be considered an insult. For some them´s fighting words, I presume mister Back will enlighten you should he even bother to read your insults.
Hopefully you will be a tad more polite in the future.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Possibly retarded pothead
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Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: Here in Babylon
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Re: New User -
11-09-2015, 02:17 AM
Greetings Aron. I must warn you that these white people do not react well to people who want to be rude to them. If you curse at them they will shun you. They are very friendly and I have made several friends here even though I do not believe as they do and I am not white. I am a Black man here in Babylon to be educated at the University of Wisconsin.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Serving Jesus
True Christian™
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Posts: 4,470
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Godly Texas, Besieged by Papist Idol Worshippers
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Re: New User -
11-09-2015, 03:03 AM
You seem filled with anger, Aron. What seems to be the problem? My guess is that what we have here is a lack of Jesus. No Jesus, No Peace. Know Jesus, Know Peace.
My advice is to seek a personal relationship with Jesus and quick, before it's too late.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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