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Default Yet another attempt by Satan to destroy us. The "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible. - 11-05-2013, 09:36 PM

In 2006 the World Bible Translation Center created something called the "Easy-to-Read Version" of the Bible. Apparently the 26 letters of the King James Bible were too complicated for these retards. Guided by Satan they mistranslated many important verses misleading innocent Christians and dooming all of them to Hell for using an altered version of the word of God. As we all know Deuteronomy 4:2 forbids alterations to the Bible and Revelation 22:18-19 describes the horrible things that God will do to those who molest His word.

An example, also showing some other attempts by Satan to destroy us all: 2 Chronicles 15:13.

King James Version (KJV): That whosoever would not seek the Lord God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

Amplified Bible (AMP): And that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.

English Standard Version (ESV): But that whoever would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, should be put to death, whether young or old, man or woman.

Easy-to-Read Version (ERV): Anyone who refused to serve the Lord God was to be killed. It did not matter if that person was important or not or if that person was a man or woman.

Where the one and only true Bible, the King James Version, commands us to kill unbelieving children, this Satanic "Easy-to-Read Version" completely ignores this very important commandment. Hereby allowing unbelieving children to live which insults God who clearly created these unbelieving children to be killed.

I blame Obama for this. This would never have happened while George W. Bush was our Godly president!

A list of versions of the Bible that will doom everyone reading them straight to Hell, excluding all Bibles in other languages than English that also doom all their readers straight to Hell:
  • American Standard Version
  • Amplified Bible
  • An American Translation
  • ArtScroll Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • An American Translation
  • Berkeley Version
  • Bible in English
  • The Bible in Living English
  • Bishops' Bible
  • Catholic Public Domain Version
  • Children's King James Version
  • Christian Community Bible, English version
  • Clear Word Bible
  • Complete Jewish Bible
  • Contemporary English Version
  • Concordant Literal Version
  • Coverdale Bible
  • Dabhar Translation
  • Darby Bible
  • Douay–Rheims Bible
  • Douay-Rheims Bible (Challoner Revision)
  • EasyEnglish Bible
  • Easy-to-Read Version
  • Emphasized Bible
  • English Jubilee 2000 Bible
  • English Standard Version
  • Ferrar Fenton Bible
  • Geneva Bible
  • God's Word
  • Good News Bible
  • Great Bible
  • HalleluYah Scriptures
  • Holman Christian Standard Bible
  • The Inclusive Bible
  • International Standard Version
  • Jerusalem Bible
  • Jewish Publication Society of America Version Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • Judaica Press Tanakh (Old Testament).
  • Julia E. Smith Parker Translation
  • Knox's Translation of the Vulgate
  • Lamsa Bible
  • A Literal Translation of the Bible
  • Leeser Bible, Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • The Living Bible
  • The Living Torah and The Living Nach. Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • Matthew's Bible
  • The Message
  • Modern Language Bible
  • Moffatt, New Translation
  • Murdock Translation of the Western Peshitto
  • New American Bible
  • New American Standard Bible
  • New Century Version
  • New English Bible
  • New English Translation (NET Bible)
  • New International Reader's Version
  • New International Version Inclusive Language Edition
  • New International Version
  • New Jerusalem Bible
  • New Jewish Publication Society of America Version. Tanakh (Old Testament)
  • New Life Version
  • New Living Translation
  • New Revised Standard Version
  • New World Translation of the Holy Scriptures
  • The Orthodox Study Bible
  • Quaker Bible
  • Recovery Version of the Bible
  • Revised Version
  • Revised Standard Version
  • Revised Standard Version Catholic Edition
  • Revised English Bible
  • The Scriptures
  • Simplified English Bible
  • The Story Bible
  • Taverner's Bible
  • Thomson's Translation
  • Today's New International Version
  • Third Millennium Bible
  • Tyndale Bible
  • A Voice In The Wilderness Holy Scriptures
  • Common English Bible
  • Webster's Revision
  • Westminster Bible
  • The Work of God's Children Illustrated Bible
  • Wycliffe's Bible (1380)
  • Wycliffe's Bible (1388)
  • Young's Literal Translation


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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