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Please Pray For Me.. -
08-29-2010, 01:07 PM
I have come to realize that I am a gay euro soccor fan and have since then tried to change my ways.
I have began the following:
1. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 cover to cover.
2. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 even more.
3. Taking note of the sound advice of the Pastors
4. Dismissing my gay euro soccor roots.
Can you all help me become a better Christian?
Can you show me the way?
Can you advise please?
YIC
Colin
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08-29-2010, 01:11 PM
Well, you are off to a cracking start! A tithing plan wouldn't go amiss. I will be more than happy to pray for you, dear.
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08-29-2010, 01:18 PM
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Well, you are off to a cracking start! A tithing plan wouldn't go amiss. I will be more than happy to pray for you, dear.
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Thank you Mrs Rogers. I will take heed of your sound advice.
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08-29-2010, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Thank you Mrs Rogers. I will take heed of your sound advice.
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Your interest in Football was bordering on idolatry and you need to divorce yourself of any thoughts of soccer what so ever. I would suggest that every time you think about anything to do with the sport you are to open your KJV and memorize a passage. Keep repeating the verse until it is firmly ingrained. Remember a new thought, a new verse. If this is not enough you need to add to this. Memorize a verse then slam your hand violently with a door that should reinforce the experience.
I hope this helps you.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Please Pray For Me.. -
08-29-2010, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
Your interest in Football was bordering on idolatry and you need to divorce yourself of any thoughts of soccer what so ever. I would suggest that every time you think about anything to do with the sport you are to open your KJV and memorize a passage. Keep repeating the verse until it is firmly ingrained. Remember a new thought, a new verse. If this is not enough you need to add to this. Memorize a verse then slam your hand violently with a door that should reinforce the experience.
I hope this helps you.
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I am trying to avoid anything to do with the sport from now on and your advice is most helpful. I have also found that as a by-product of your advice regarding slamming my hand with a door is preventing me from using the remote control to watch the gay sport.
I am trying, really trying. I have looked at giving myself and incentive...my holy grail so to speak would be 'True Christian' status with 'Ex Soccer Gayboy' badge.
I will keep on trying.
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08-29-2010, 02:08 PM
I am glad you are turning from your gay eurotrash ways.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-29-2010, 02:18 PM
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I am glad you are turning from your gay eurotrash ways.
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Thanks Lisa, really appreciate it. I have realised that I have been influenced by the Devil whilst living in Europe and Landover have identified this problem.
Now I am in the process of making amends for my sinful ways.
Whilst I am here, I feel I should do something on behalf of the Church - any suggestions? I am thinking about introducing teabagging for example..
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08-29-2010, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
Thanks Lisa, really appreciate it. I have realised that I have been influenced by the Devil whilst living in Europe and Landover have identified this problem.
Now I am in the process of making amends for my sinful ways.
Whilst I am here, I feel I should do something on behalf of the Church - any suggestions? I am thinking about introducing teabagging for example..
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Are you wanting to make Tea Bags for old ladies to use instead of using a Tea Pot. The old ladies might like that.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-29-2010, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Lisa H
Are you wanting to make Tea Bags for old ladies to use instead of using a Tea Pot. The old ladies might like that.
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Yes, I feel that this would be most welcome amongt the older ladies in Europe. I feel that over a cup of tea (very common around these parts) we can read the KJV Bible and together we can save our souls from the burning pits of Hell.
I also find that tea bags are more easier to use than the traditional tea pot.
You never know, I might meet a nice lady which will obviously help me with my rehab to becoming a Hetrosexual NON soccer fan.
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08-29-2010, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
...'True Christian' status with 'Ex Soccer Gayboy' badge...
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I haven't seen one of those before. Have any dimwitted eurotrash soccerfags managed to renounce such things and obtain True Christian™ status?
Further on this subject: aside from hunting and Witch Stoning, what other sports do Freeholdians enjoy?
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08-29-2010, 11:32 PM
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I haven't seen one of those before. Have any dimwitted eurotrash soccerfags managed to renounce such things and obtain True Christian™ status?
Further on this subject: aside from hunting and Witch Stoning, what other sports do Freeholdians enjoy?
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A real man's sport, American football. I'm a big Denver Broncos fan now that the godly Tim Tebow is playing for them.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Please Pray For Me.. -
08-29-2010, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin Cameron
I have come to realize that I am a gay euro soccor fan and have since then tried to change my ways.
I have began the following:
1. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 cover to cover.
2. Reading the KJV Bible 1611 even more.
3. Taking note of the sound advice of the Pastors
4. Dismissing my gay euro soccor roots.
Can you all help me become a better Christian?
Can you show me the way?
Can you advise please?
YIC
Colin
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Oh dear, you have been taken in by their propaganda, becoming a "better Christian" will not help you gain a better understanding of God and Life
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08-29-2010, 11:59 PM
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Oh dear, you have been taken in by their propaganda, becoming a "better Christian" will not help you gain a better understanding of God and Life
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It does not take you long to sniff out a lost soul tying to find his way. Don't you have a plate spaghetti to eat.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 12:09 AM
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It does not take you long to sniff out a lost soul tying to find his way. Don't you have a plate spaghetti to eat.
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If your version of god was the TRUTH you would not need to be so aggressive when I post, but as what I post is the TRUTH about God you immediately have to go on the defensive.
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08-30-2010, 12:16 AM
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If your version of god was the TRUTH you would not need to be so aggressive when I post, but as what I post is the TRUTH about God you immediately have to go on the defensive.
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My, arn't we a bit narcky today. You must of had to eat cold left over pasta for breakfast.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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08-30-2010, 12:51 AM
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My, arn't we a bit narcky today. You must of had to eat cold left over pasta for breakfast.
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I am not being in the slightest bit narky Lisa, just pointing out a simple truth.
The truth does seem to upset you a lot Lisa, could that be due to the guilt you feel subconsciously each time you try to defend the indefensible? I just hope poor Colin does not get irreparably damaged by the lies of your cult. If he truly wishes to know God better I have a moral duty to point him in the right direction so he can come to understand Our Lord Noodle.
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08-30-2010, 01:04 AM
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I am not being in the slightest bit narky Lisa, just pointing out a simple truth.
The truth does seem to upset you a lot Lisa, could that be due to the guilt you feel subconsciously each time you try to defend the indefensible? I just hope poor Colin does not get irreparably damaged by the lies of your cult. If he truly wishes to know God better I have a moral duty to point him in the right direction so he can come to understand Our Lord Noodle.
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Sorry Jo Freddie, the truth in the Lord does not upset me. The Lord makes me happy that I am on the one true path, not some false idol worship. Colin has come here to find the one true God, not to follow another false idol. He is trying to repent his ways. You are only here to undermine his efforts and to bring doubt. When Colin finds salvation, he will see you as test for his belief in the Lord.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Please Pray For Me.. -
08-30-2010, 01:08 AM
Lisa H. is showing more love to you, than your own mother and father; who've damned you to h-e-double-hockey sticks, by not teaching you the Scriptural truth of GOD.
It is the refusal to SEE the TRUTH, that hinders your salvation.
2 Tim 4:2
"Preach the Word; be prepared in season and out of season; correct, rebuke and encourage with great patience and careful instruction."
Are True Christians meant to suffer scrutiny from non-believers? Will being a man who is not of God, allow you to be a man who is good by GOD?
Matthew 10: 5-10.
These twelve Jesus sent out with the following instructions: "Do not go among the Gentiles or enter any town of the Samaritans. Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel. As you go, preach this message: 'The kingdom of heaven is near.' Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse those who have leprosy, drive out demons. Freely you have received, freely give. Do not take along any gold or silver or copper in your belts; take no bag for the journey, or extra tunic, or sandals or a staff; for the worker is worth his keep.
On the road to saving the righteous; suffering or tolerating any who don't see/refuse to see the TRUTH, demands no tolerance or wasted time (See subsequent scripture: Matthew 10: 11-16). It rests on YOU to be good with GOD as HE CLEARLY COMMANDS. If you don't meet that standard, then you're not a True Christian™, and by correlation, you're not of GOD.
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08-30-2010, 01:11 AM
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Sorry Jo Freddie, the truth in the Lord does not upset me. The Lord makes me happy that I am on the one true path, not some false idol worship. Colin has come here to find the one true God, not to follow another false idol. He is trying to repent his ways. You are only here to undermine his efforts and to bring doubt. When Colin finds salvation, he will see you as test for his belief in the Lord.
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Sorry Lisa but the lord you believe in is not the TRUTH you are following a false path, you do in fact worship a false idol, you are the one undermining his effort to find the correct path to God, the One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It may well be too late for you, I truly hope it is not, but Colin may yet have a chance to escape the indoctrination of your cult and feel the touch of His Noodly Appendage.
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08-30-2010, 01:15 AM
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you're not a True Christian™, and by correlation, you're not of GOD.
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If you are not a True Christian then your chances of understanding GOD increase greatly.
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