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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-29-2011, 12:12 AM
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I'm not sure which opf you Siamese hermaphrobras I'm addressing here, but they're God's rules. Not ours.
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Im so sorry, forgot to put -Camilla after my post Nick is better at this forum-thingy than I am Anyways, Im wondering what kind of book you guys are reading I have never heard of that so-called bible before All I know is that God loves us all But Ive seen a lot of hate here in your forums - Camilla
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04-29-2011, 12:15 AM
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Im so sorry, forgot to put -Camilla after my post Nick is better at this forum-thingy than I am Anyways, Im wondering what kind of book you guys are reading I have never heard of that so-called bible before All I know is that God loves us all But Ive seen a lot of hate here in your forums - Camilla
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You've never read GOD's BOOK yet claim to know He loves everybody?
When did He tell you this? On msn?
Idiot.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-29-2011, 12:22 AM
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You've never read GOD's BOOK yet claim to know He loves everybody?
When did He tell you this? On msn?
Idiot.
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Dont be so angry, Lost Sheep Well, we do go to church, and thats what Ive been thought since I was a kid Nick has been raised to believe the same In fact, I cant think of anyone except you guys, that doesnt believe that is true -Camilla
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04-29-2011, 12:27 AM
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Dont be so angry, Lost Sheep Well, we do go to church, and thats what Ive been thought since I was a kid Nick has been raised to believe the same In fact, I cant think of anyone except you guys, that doesnt believe that is true -Camilla
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You are no Christian. It takes more than pootling down to a community center and eating a few biscuits. It's your man's duty to should show you the fear of God you obviously, so desperately, need.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-29-2011, 12:49 AM
I like masturbating mostly in the morning I find that it reduces stress ,and gives me a little chemical endorphin boost it's just like a drug but it's something that is natural and it wont hurt you at all
Dog's are mans best friend .
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04-29-2011, 01:10 AM
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I like masturbating mostly in the morning I find that it reduces stress ,and gives me a little chemical endorphin boost it's just like a drug but it's something that is natural and it wont hurt you at all
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Your disregard for the feelings of Our Lord amase me. What makes you think it is ok to exchange solemn prayer and denial for terrible abuse of the sacred by a smacked-out hooker humping a tree?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-29-2011, 01:11 AM
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Figures this would make you crawl out from under your rock.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
04-29-2011, 01:40 AM
I don't know why you think its disgusting almost every one of you has a masturbating hand on your award list that says to tell her once if she really loved you you wouldn't have to tell her at all
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04-29-2011, 01:54 AM
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I don't know why you think its disgusting almost every one of you has a masturbating hand on your award list that says to tell her once if she really loved you you wouldn't have to tell her at all
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Women are foolish creatures and highly susceptible to distraction. Without the guiding hand of a good White Man, they would fall apart and take the world with them. Of course, if you need to tell her twice, the first beating must have been insufficient.
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04-29-2011, 02:14 AM
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Women are foolish creatures and highly susceptible to distraction. Without the guiding hand of a good White Man, they would fall apart and take the world with them. Of course, if you need to tell her twice, the first beating must have been insufficient.
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I know you are trying to act funny but do you really view your mom as a foolish creature and highly susceptible to distraction. I bet you'd shut your trap if she was right behind you reading your jargon.
Little man's syndrome.
Psalm 139:21-22
Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
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04-29-2011, 02:28 AM
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I know you are trying to act funny but do you really view your mom as a foolish creature and highly susceptible to distraction. I bet you'd shut your trap if she was right behind you reading your jargon.
Little man's syndrome.
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Discipline is no laughing matter. My dear mother was dedicated to the family but only after many years of work by my father. I still remember her scuttling around mumbling the verses father made her memorise. Dinner was always servered promptly.
God bless her soul, now residing in Heaven with Our Lord.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-02-2011, 03:16 AM
I feel this is a very homosexual thread. Especially when you say:
"STICK WITH SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. STAY FRIENDS"
Homosexuals need to GTFO. Therefore, the poster of this thread needs to GTFO, and this thread needs to GTFO, because it is obviously homosexual.
We look down upon homosexuals.
Anyways, whats the harm in masturbation?
Its natural to masturbate. Even animals in the wild do it. Masturbation is a mechanism GOD implimented so we will renew sperm.
Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.
FYI, real men would prefer to chop off their leg over their dick.
I'm a generally boring twat. Ignore me.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-02-2011, 03:23 AM
Dear Friend,
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Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.
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Exactly! Thank you! It's just that easy.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-03-2011, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by NotaSinner69
I feel this is a very homosexual thread. Especially when you say:
"STICK WITH SOMEONE ELSE WITH THE SAME PROBLEM. STAY FRIENDS"
Homosexuals need to GTFO. Therefore, the poster of this thread needs to GTFO, and this thread needs to GTFO, because it is obviously homosexual.
We look down upon homosexuals.
Anyways, whats the harm in masturbation?
Its natural to masturbate. Even animals in the wild do it. Masturbation is a mechanism GOD implimented so we will renew sperm.
Might as well chop your dick off, and store some sperm in a sperm bank if you never plan to masturbate again.
FYI, real men would prefer to chop off their leg over their dick.
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And who are you to tell us what a real man is? Do you have scripture to back this up?
The best way to turn a dishwasher into a snowblower. . . . .
Give her a shovel.
Proverbs 5:19 A husband's commandment! And wives must comply.
19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-03-2011, 05:36 PM
The demons on the internet are the hardest things. The amount of websites and pop-ups out there are horrifying. Nevertheless, easy to resist.
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-03-2011, 05:42 PM
I found that hard work which damages the hands is in it self a good deterrent.
A rough hand covered with scrapes and Calluses is not a pleasing hand..
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-03-2011, 05:46 PM
I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-03-2011, 06:12 PM
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I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?
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Are you a ring-kissing, pope-worshiping, idolatrous papist?!?!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-03-2011, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Sayers P. Naysayers
I've read that you CAN masturbate but only if you think of nuns. The nuns must be fully clothed, but you're allowed to imagine them splashing water over each other. Is this true?
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Your depraved Papist fantasies have no place on a Christian church's discussion forum.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION -
05-08-2011, 12:48 AM
Please, someone help me.
I know, masturbation is disgusting sin, and I hate it. I tried o stop it many times, but I always fell (
I am still virgin, and I never had sex, and I want to keep my virginity for marriage.
My problem is, I live alone, and noone can see me.
But I have msn.
I am searching a sturdy, strict man from your church who has msn address.
He ask me every day in msn, and hardly rebuke me if I touch myself.
I want to give up my privacy, and quit masturbation once and for all.
I want to feel, that my body is not mine. I want to FEAR to touch myself.
Pls, If you have msn address and if you can help me with this, I would be pleased.
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