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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-27-2014, 12:38 PM

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I don't understand why, after my firm warnings on the matter, people still play soccer!
Because soccer is a perfectly good sport, the same could be said about why you still continue to abide by an ancient book that some idiot probably wrote as a science fiction book, but people didn't know any better and needed a stupid explanation for the creation of the universe so decided to beleive it. There IS so much evidence that suggests that the universe wasn't infact created by your so called "God".
There is nothing wrong with being homosexual, and even so, soccer doesn't make people homosexual, I bet you get out of bed every morning like: "Hmmm.... What can I say God hates today."
Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.

"Most soccer training and soccer matches are on Sundays! Satan deliberately designed soccer this way to doom as much people as possible to Hell by preventing them from going to Church!"

I honestly don't know what to say about that, Satan did NOT design soccer, let alone exist. Soccer is actually a better thing to do on Sundays than sit in a church and listen to a pedophile priest ramble on about his imaginary friends: God, Jesus and Moses.

Oh yeah, and why do you say that "God" hates soccer because France is successful at it, What have you got against France?

I love soccer, not men, I'm not lazy and I don't want to go to church on Sundays to hear about all of the bullshit in the bible (please excuse my French hehe).

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-27-2014, 01:10 PM

Soccer a good sport? It is UN-AMERICAN and Godly Ann Coulter sums it up beautifully.

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If more "Americans" are watching soccer today, it's only because of the demographic switch effected by Teddy Kennedy's 1965 immigration law. I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time
Read it and weep.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-27-2014, 01:22 PM

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Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
Soccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-27-2014, 01:22 PM

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Soccer requires a lot of stamina, speed and agility, a game goes for 90 minutes in total and there is only 3 substitutions, If you can run around for that long, I will personally give you $1.
Soccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-27-2014, 03:27 PM

Indeed Brother Cranky. Most energy is spent in discussing what type of Gucci bag they just bought and which shoulder tastes the nicest to bite in.

Any "sports" where Belgium (the hoax goes deep indeed) can be the favorite against the USA is not worth a damn.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 01:46 AM

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Soccer players aren't running for the full 45 minutes of a round. They are mostly walking or standing still and they are only running for short periods of time when it's relevant to the game. It's a well known fact that during an entire game attackers walk about 4 miles, midfielders 6 miles, defenders 3 miles and the goalkeeper less than 1 mile. Even a child can walk those distances in that time. Don't let the fact that soccer players fall down as if they are shot every time an opponent even points at them give you the false impression that soccer is hard. It's not. I walk a lot more than 6 miles each and every day when I am hunting for my dinner and I have done so for over 70 years now (I am 77 years old).

You can donate the 1 Dollar you just lost to the Baptist Church closest to where you live.
I'm not donating any money to your stupid cause.
I payed soccer for a full season last year, I had to drink 3 bottles of Gatorade a game to keep myself energised and hydrated so I could continue running, your false impression that soccer is not a physical sport is ridiculous, perhaps watch a FULL game from the 2014 FIFA World Cup before you judge the sport.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 01:52 AM

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Soccer a good sport? It is UN-AMERICAN and Godly Ann Coulter sums it up beautifully.



Read it and weep.
Americans are dickheads, get some gun laws b*tch.
And FYI, it is a known fact that Americans (especially baptists) are 100% Stupider that the rest of he worlds population.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 01:55 AM

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Americans are dickheads, get some gun laws b*tch.
And FYI, it is a known fact that Americans (especially baptists) are 100% Stupider that the rest of he worlds population.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 01:57 AM

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 06:59 PM

This is one of the most ridiculious arguments i have ever seen.

Soccer makes people gay? What about American football, players are constantly tackling each other? How does playing with girls make people gay?

Soccer is babyish? Why don't you try catching a ball with your face?

P.S.: God would probably hate America, seeing as how most of the founding fathers were deists or atheists.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 07:21 PM

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This is one of the most ridiculious arguments i have ever seen...
Then you're quite welcome to refute any of the points Cranky Old Man has made.

One catch, though: your evidence must consist of Scripture quotes from the King James Bible, as that is the only Truth™ accepted here.

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Don't you find it sad when people attempt to transfer their personal thoughts and feelings on to God?


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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-28-2014, 07:51 PM

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Don't you find it sad when people attempt to transfer their personal thoughts and feelings on to God?
Didymus, every time you post something like that it brings us fresh hope that you are beginning to see the light!

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How does playing with girls make people gay?
Soccer is definitely a girls' game, though obviously not played by decent girls. By extension, any man who plays it is effeminate. I hope that clears things up for you?

Anyway, please come along to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread, so that we can get to know you.

But while we're chatting, can you answer a soccer question? I couldn't help noticing that your post was made around about the end of one of those soccer games. (I only know this because one of my neighbors, who everyone suspects is one of the gaywise, came dancing out of his house in shorts and a yellow feather boa, singing something about "Brazil".) So I looked it up and discovered that they had been playing some other team for 90 minutes, plus another 30 minutes of "extra time" (as if 90 minutes wasn't enough ) and even after all that there was no result so they had to do some sort of shoot-out, whatever that is. Not with guns, I think. So tell me, if they play for 2 hours without a result, which is then decided by this shoot-out, why don't they just start with shooting at each other? It would save a lot of time.

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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-29-2014, 02:28 AM

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Then you're quite welcome to refute any of the points Cranky Old Man has made.

One catch, though: your evidence must consist of Scripture quotes from the King James Bible, as that is the only Truth™ accepted here.



Don't you find it sad when people attempt to transfer their personal thoughts and feelings on to God?
Challenge acepted.

1. Impossible to refute, as the Bible doesn't discuss soccer.
2. See 1
3. See 1
4. See 1
5. See 1
6. See 1
7. See 1
8. See 1, replace soccer with soccer fans
9. See 1, replace soccer with fascism (Wait a minute, I thought you all loved fascism. I saw a post on this website that said Hitler wasn't that bad.)
10. "And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:31

Before you say I lost, consider this: If you saw I lost, so did Cranky Old Man. He didn't use the Bible to make his conclusions, he made up his own conclusions, then used the Bible to show that if his conclusion are right, soccer is bad, and God hates it. WAIT A MINUTE! Cranky Old Man used this article to say God hates soccer therefore "transfering his personal thought and feelings onto God". Let's see what the founding fathers said about religion:

“Of all the animosities which have existed among mankind, those which are caused by a difference of sentiments in religion appear to be the most inveterate and distressing, and ought to be deprecated. I was in hopes that the enlightened and liberal policy, which has marked the present age, would at least have reconciled Christians of every denomination so far that we should never again see the religious disputes carried to such a pitch as to endanger the peace of society.” -George Washington

“In every country and in every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot, abetting his abuses in return for protection to his own. It is error alone that needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.” -Thomas Jefferson

"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.” -Thomas Jefferson


I think this speaks for itself.

Also, don't jump to conclusions. I was born an American citizen.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-29-2014, 02:36 AM

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Didymus, every time you post something like that it brings us fresh hope that you are beginning to see the light!



Soccer is definitely a girls' game, though obviously not played by decent girls. By extension, any man who plays it is effeminate. I hope that clears things up for you?

Anyway, please come along to the Introduction Forum and start your own thread, so that we can get to know you.

But while we're chatting, can you answer a soccer question? I couldn't help noticing that your post was made around about the end of one of those soccer games. (I only know this because one of my neighbors, who everyone suspects is one of the gaywise, came dancing out of his house in shorts and a yellow feather boa, singing something about "Brazil".) So I looked it up and discovered that they had been playing some other team for 90 minutes, plus another 30 minutes of "extra time" (as if 90 minutes wasn't enough ) and even after all that there was no result so they had to do some sort of shoot-out, whatever that is. Not with guns, I think. So tell me, if they play for 2 hours without a result, which is then decided by this shoot-out, why don't they just start with shooting at each other? It would save a lot of time.

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I don't see how soccer is girlish, and girls wear ponytails and shorts whilst playing. If anything, boys will be tripping over their own feet to oogle them. I can't answer your question, as I don't follow soccer, or any sports, really. The timing was purely coincidental.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SOCCER! - 06-29-2014, 02:52 AM

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Challenge acepted.

1. Impossible to refute, as the Bible doesn't discuss soccer.
2. See 1
3. See 1
4. See 1
5. See 1
6. See 1
7. See 1
8. See 1, replace soccer with soccer fans
9. See 1, replace soccer with fascism (Wait a minute, I thought you all loved fascism. I saw a post on this website that said Hitler wasn't that bad.)...
So you accept the challenge, then bail on the first 90% of it.

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...10. "And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:31...
90% bail and 10% fail: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

I hope you do better than that in school.

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What does that have to do with anything?


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