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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 05:29 PM
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I understand your love for your home.
I don't know if we can also let you steal Sister Lamb's pie for Putin. Where would it end?
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Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10ni thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners - the kingdom of God shall not inherit.
if Mr. Obama asked to steal a pie I did not steal
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03-20-2014, 05:54 PM
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Well, except for the prolonged periods of time when it belonged to Poland. But you're right, Ukraine doesn't really have the right to be independent. Why not split it in half, and give one half (the larger half) to Poland and the other to Russia. Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia should also be erased from the political map. They all have names which sound more like names of provinces than of independent countries. I'm pretty sure that the ethnic identities of Ukrainians, Belorussians, Lithuanians, Latvians, and Estonians are made up, anyway.
European political map made much more sense in the sixteenth century. Ohh, wait, does it show Crimea as an independent country??? How shocking! I wonder what happened to the people who wanted Crimea to be independent... Oh, I know - Stalin happened!
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Crimea many applicants Turks Poles . Did you know that the Russian fleet in Crimea ?
Ukraine opposition, said that when she joins the EU there will be a fleet of NATO and the U.S. ... Russia expelled from its own land for which she paid money to Ukraine ... you are right that it is necessary to divide Ukraine Western Ukraine Poland ... Russia 's economy depends on its gas exports through Ukraine pipeline goes through Ukraine to Europe ... Russia was paying a lot of money for it ... Putin just tired of this attitude of the brotherly people . PS . All america sanctions against Putin looks sorry
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 06:08 PM
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Crimea many applicants Turks Poles . Did you know that the Russian fleet in Crimea ?
Ukraine opposition, said that when she joins the EU there will be a fleet of NATO and the U.S. ... Russia expelled from its own land for which she paid money to Ukraine ... you are right that it is necessary to divide Ukraine Western Ukraine Poland ...
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I know, right? These peasants are way too incompetent to be able to govern themselves. Although I'm not sure if Poles will be able to handle them either.
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Russia 's economy depends on its gas exports through Ukraine pipeline goes through Ukraine to Europe ... Russia was paying a lot of money for it ... Putin just tired of this attitude of the brotherly people .
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Poor Putin. It must be so sad, being used to having so many colonies, ready to fulfill all wishes of their master.
Ukraine's recent government change is just outrageous. As if the fact that Ukraine legally is an independent country gave it the right to be factually independent. Ridiculous.
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Agreed. We should just nuke Crimea, that would solve all the problems - nobody would want it afterwards.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 06:10 PM
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if Mr. Obama asked to steal a pie I did not steal
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Your story is changing Comrade. What is your business with Sister Lamb if you are not interested in pie?
Are you Russian Orthodox? Why did the US Embassy deny you aid? Everyone knows the KGB runs the Russian Orthodox Church.
Why did Putin send you here?!
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 06:29 PM
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Your story is changing Comrade. What is your business with Sister Lamb if you are not interested in pie?
Are you Russian Orthodox? Why did the US Embassy deny you aid? Everyone knows the KGB runs the Russian Orthodox Church.
Why did Putin send you here?!
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united united states is very difficult to get a work visa ... if I was an agent of the FSB (KGB has long been destroyed), I would not be writing here ... Russian open country you can come to us ... I am a Protestant Christian .... so you like Naomi Ruth sister?
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 08:04 PM
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Russian is my love and I will be faithful to her...... Putin man who keeps peace throughout the world.... . . . Russia has enough weeks to conquer the whole of Europe... and that she took? We did not have pushed forward the Ukraine - it's always belonged to Russia. If people want more autonomy of Crimea, let get mr Frednek I see that you are very intelligent people and believe in Jesus as well as I do ... ...I just want to work on the NRL.... with respect Ruslan
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I feel sad for Russia. I have never had more men drop to their knees and go for my belt buckle than in Moscow. They are not against gay people because Jesus tells them too, but instead because all Russian men are secret gaysexuals. Their churches don't even have chairs. It's a horrible country, aggressive, vodka-soaked, and violent. And God hates Russia. And now so does the rest of the world.
Free English lesson: when you say "and that she took?" I assume you meant in Russian: ... а что она взяла?" This is translated as "and what did it take?"
In other words, Russia has had weeks to conquer Europe, and what has it taken so far? Answer: Nothing (ничего), but Russia would never dare to take anything from Europe. Russia is frightened to do more. Frightened and sad, like a little girl.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-20-2014, 08:28 PM
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Russian is my love and I will be faithful to her......
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Ruslan,
from reading your posts I understand you are a man who is really passionate about Jesus. You say you also love Russia. So why don't you go to Russia to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ? I feel in my heart that this is the task given to you by Jesus Himself! He wants you to become a Christian warrior against orthodox idolatry, adultery, slothfulness, alcoholism and other old russian habits. Why don't you take off right now? God will provide for you and your needs!
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And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. - Mark 16:15
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-21-2014, 01:33 AM
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united united states is very difficult to get a work visa ... if I was an agent of the FSB (KGB has long been destroyed), I would not be writing here ... Russian open country you can come to us ... I am a Protestant Christian .... so you like Naomi Ruth sister?
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Nice try. I like all Sisters in Christ. But I don't try to deceive them into signing my work visa in order to steal their pure sweet American pies.
Your claims are nonsense, Ivan. It is a well known fact any wetback or boat person can get a job in the US picking cabbage or delivering ching chang noodles.
I'll ask again, has Putin sent you here to join Obama in promoting more anti-American agendas???
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-21-2014, 02:34 PM
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Ruslan,
from reading your posts I understand you are a man who is really passionate about Jesus. You say you also love Russia. So why don't you go to Russia to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ? I feel in my heart that this is the task given to you by Jesus Himself! He wants you to become a Christian warrior against orthodox idolatry, adultery, slothfulness, alcoholism and other old russian habits. Why don't you take off right now? God will provide for you and your needs!
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you strongly denounced me and my heart ... I do not have service in my church ... The flesh lusts against the Spirit ... the hardest thing for me to begin to serve Jesus ... I think this was uvas when you saved but emptiness inside .. . my friends do not believe in Jesus ... I really hurt to look at them as they suffer in this life looking for the meaning of life but do not go .... I even can not show them the joy of life ... thank you for reminding me of the power of god and that we should not look for needs that god gives us
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-21-2014, 08:30 PM
Ruslan,
It breaks my heart to tell you this but I won't be able to provide the necessary sponsorship to bring you to America. There is good news, however:
What if you opened a pie shop for me in Mother Russia? It's all rubles to donuts in the long run, and I can pay commie heathens much less and still be within the law.
Think about it (In American, please) and get me your answer soon. Oh, and please stop whining about how bad things are. JESUS wants us to always be in prayer and rejoicing, not agonizing over the things we covet.
1 Peter 3:14
But and if ye suffer for righteousnes sake, happy are ye, and be not afraid of their terrour, neither be troubled.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-21-2014, 08:58 PM
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Ruslan,
It breaks my heart to tell you this but I won't be able to provide the necessary sponsorship to bring you to America. There is good news, however:
What if you opened a pie shop for me in Mother Russia? It's all rubles to donuts in the long run, and I can pay commie heathens much less and still be within the law.
Think about it (In American, please) and get me your answer soon. Oh, and please stop whining about how bad things are. JESUS wants us to always be in prayer and rejoicing, not agonizing over the things we covet.
1 Peter 3:14
But and if ye suffer for righteousnes sake, happy are ye, and be not afraid of their terrour, neither be troubled.
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I'm not upset) store in the near future does not interest me .... you and sister Basilissa open and kind people!!!
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
03-21-2014, 09:23 PM
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I'm not upset) store in the near future does not interest me .... you and sister Basilissa open and kind people!!!
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Yes, I am.
No problem with your lack of interest in the pie shop. I doubt reds are terribly interested in food prepared as it should be. I assume you're used to pulling dark hair out of your meals from the arms of commie mothers. There is no hair in Naomi's pie.
I wish you the best, Ruslan. Despite your godless upbringing, Jesus loves you and will bring you to His kingdom if you continue to follow His Word.
Naomi Ruth Lamb
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Re: how to find work in the United States. foreigner? -
05-26-2014, 06:36 PM
Hello, I am the russian baptist, I won a "green card lottery" ,someone can help with work in the USA?
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05-26-2014, 08:28 PM
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Hello, I am the russian baptist, I won a "green card lottery" ,someone can help with work in the USA?
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Welcome and congratulations! Jesus Christ will help and provide you with everything you need. Why don't you start a thread in the introduction forum to tell us about your personal relationship with Christ?
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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05-27-2014, 05:19 AM
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Welcome and congratulations! Jesus Christ will help and provide you with everything you need. Why don't you start a thread in the introduction forum to tell us about your personal relationship with Christ?
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05-28-2014, 03:32 AM
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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12-01-2014, 10:36 AM
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What? 1 Corinthians 14:13.
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