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Default Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 03:22 PM

Folks I needs you help (True Christians ONLY please!!) in settin up a schedule for my REVIVAL Crusade Show for JESUS. Yep...that be rit...I is thinkin bout takin my Travelin Salvation Show BACK on the ROAD for JESUS!! Glory halalulu and PRAISE THE LORD!!

Now what I needs from ya'll (True Christians ONLY!!) is the names of cities and towns that you think I should take the REVIVAL SHOW to. And please tell me why you think that city or town is in need of the SALVATION SHOW.

The first city we is goin to be WASHINGTON, DC cuz that city is SINFUL and full of LIEberals now since the last elections. So we is goin to start out in DC and SAVE SOULS for JESUS in that PIT! We is goin to try to meet with the President of these United States (God's blessed RIGHTEOUS arm and the LORD'S PROPHET George Bush) and demand that he immediately sign an Executive Order making all the GODLY laws in the BOOK OF LEVITICUS the LAW OF THE LAND and that he ABOLISH CONGRESS which is now under the control of the SINNERS!! There goin to be awhole lot of PREACHIN, FAITH HEALIN, AND DEMON EXOCISM goin on ina DC folks so ifin ya'll want to be part of it come to DC on January 2nd and help us GLORIFY THE LORD!!

Now I is waitin for ya suggestions of what cities or towns to take the LORD'S SALVATION SHOW to. I is ONLY goin to take suggestions from TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!! I ain't listenin to the WITCHES or the HOMERSEXUALS on this!! And I ain't listenin to those DEMON GOTH peoples either!!

TRUE CHRISTIAN ONLY!!

PRAISE THE LORD!

And remember ya'll.................

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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 03:26 PM

OH...OH...OH MY LORD!!

The old BROTHER LOVE SINGERS is jist told me they is goin to be part of the REVIVAL SHOW!!

It goin to be jist like old times! PRAISE THE LORD!! Thank you JESUS!!

GLORY!! GLORY!! GLORY!!

I be cryin like a baby now cuz I so thankful for all this!!
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 03:31 PM

I will Volunteer to play the tambourine if Tasteful music can be arranged. Though surely not the banjo, as it is Of Satan.

Well, I'll consider playing the banjo, but only if all the tambourines are taken. Being as I do it all for Him, JESUS will understand.
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 03:54 PM

New Orleans should be the first stop. Make sure you call Brother Marjoe Gortner. He was a good earner in the old days.


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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 04:02 PM

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This Man's Christian Name is taken from the Names of cathylick saints "MARy" and "JOsEph"


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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 04:22 PM

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This Man's Christian Name is taken from the Names of cathylick saints "MARy" and "JOsEph"

Sister, as you can see from that picture, we have electrified the sin right OUT of Margie Gortner. But you may be right. For the tour let's change his name to Elmer Gantry.


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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-19-2006, 10:10 PM

Brother Love, you must surely consider bringing the Salvation Show to that Den of Iniquity, that cesspool of sin, Boston, Massachusetts!

There are surely souls in need of salvation in Boston. Not many, perhaps, but surely some which might merit your valuable and Godly time.
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-20-2006, 12:25 AM

Sister Sue Vera

GOD BLESS YOU SISTER!!

I can't think anythin better than to have you stand with the Brother Love GOSPEL Singers playin that tambourine and PRAISIN THE LORD.

You is onboard the comin Salvation Show!!

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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-20-2006, 12:25 AM

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There are surely souls in need of salvation in Boston. Not many, perhaps, but surely some which might merit your valuable and Godly time.
Other way round. The whole place is like Sodom and Gomorrah with added Communism and Catholicism, so all True Christians™ daren't step foot in the place in case GOD decides to kill them by association.


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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-20-2006, 04:31 AM

I be addin New Orleans and Boston to the show schedule. We is only goin into Boston for 8 hours ONLY and under the protection of the Holy Spirit and two of our Deacons known as "The Hammer" and "The Cleaner."
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-20-2006, 08:25 AM

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I be addin New Orleans and Boston to the show schedule. We is only goin into Boston for 8 hours ONLY and under the protection of the Holy Spirit and two of our Deacons known as "The Hammer" and "The Cleaner."
BOSTON?!?!?!? Please! There are no tent revivals in Boston in the winter! You need to visit the upper crust, like all the trailer parks outside Oklahoma City. Then head through Kansas and get into Missouri and the Bible belt states.


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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-22-2006, 03:34 AM

Folks now I is in a real PICKLE!!

Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Now we all knows bout her INIQUITY before the Lord. I'm not sure what I should tell the woman so I guessin I be needin ya'lls advice on this.

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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-22-2006, 03:54 AM

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Folks now I is in a real PICKLE!!

Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Now we all knows bout her INIQUITY before the Lord. I'm not sure what I should tell the woman so I guessin I be needin ya'lls advice on this.

JESUS IS LORD!!
I happen to know Tammy Faye doesn't care for this &itch (forgive me Jesus), so tell her you know who's going to be there.

PS I like Sister Sue's idea about the tambourines. And I heard this gal gives lessons for free!


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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-22-2006, 01:29 PM

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Folks now I is in a real PICKLE!!

Tammi Faye (you know who) has contacted me wantin to be a part of the upcomin Salvation Show.

Now we all knows bout her INIQUITY before the Lord. I'm not sure what I should tell the woman so I guessin I be needin ya'lls advice on this.

JESUS IS LORD!!
Maybe Tammi Faye needs to shower with Jesus....


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Brother, I regretfully withdraw from the Show if Tammy Faye will be featured. You see, we Christian Ladies tend to commit the Sin of vanity over our makeup capabilities, and I could only suffer in comparison:



Also: I understand that she is now a SINfully divorced "woman" named "Tammy Faye Messner" and I won't be seen with her. But take Heart: a divorced Harlot should be able to shake that tambourine pretty Good for you, ala what Mother Glynndie posted.
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-23-2006, 03:58 AM

Now Sister Sue Vera don't ya fret cuz I ain't goin to lets that old divorced harlot Tami Faye be parts of the Show. It jist don't feels rit. I be thinkin the HOLY SPIRIT be shoutin NO to me when it come to that DAUGHTER OF BABYLON!!

Sides, the woman can't play the tambourine, Sister!! The only thin that woman can do is CRY like a baby and she can'ts even do that on cue!! See...awhile back we had her as part of another Salvation Show and...boy oh boy...lets me tell ya it twas somethin else Sister. We had to go out and rent another truck jist to carry all her shoes in!! And fir some reason she jist couldn't keep her eyes (or hands) off Deacon Hammer and Deacon Cleaner! Now I jist don'ts want to put up with her agin, ya know? I swear to God that woman cried so much that by the end of the Show I twas ready jist to belt her rites in the mouth!! Forgive me Lord but that be the way I felt back then.

So Sister you is still part of the Show and that old harlot Tami Faye ain't. And that be that.
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 11-24-2006, 04:53 AM

The Spirit of the Lord comed upon me tonight and said,

"Hiram (that be my first name) you has been JUSTIFIED by the BLOOD OF THE LAMB. The Lord God ALMIGHTY has given ya the gift to PROPHESY!! He has given ya the POWER of the HOLY SPIRIT so that ya can PROCLAIM the WORD to the LOST nations. He has given ya a spirit of COURAGE so that you might walk through a PIT of SNAKES unafraid and DECLARE the LORD'S SALVATION to the HEATHEN for the GLORY of the LORD JESUS CHRIST!"

And the Spirit of the Lord said to me,

"Hiram (that be my first name) you is livin with a people who is MEAN and SINFUL. They is livin like the people in SODOM! They is a chasin after fortune tellers and SORCERERS like the PHILISTINES of old!! They is goin after ever kind of EVIL and do any old EVIL they want!! But they is not chasin after the things of the LORD!!"

And then the Lord's Spirit said to me,

"Hiram (that be my first name) I is preparin to do somethin bouts the SINNERS in the world. I is goin to SMITE them off the face of the Earth! But I is goin to save the remnant of MINE HOLY PEOPLE. For, the SINNERS has kindled my ANGER and WRATH!! They MOCK Me and they commit all kinds of ABOMINATIONS in Mine eyes!! My WRATH is goin to come upon all the SINNERS like a THIEF in the NIGHT! In a TWINKLING OF AN EYE they is goin to be gone and in the fiery PIT of HELL!!"

And the Spirit of the Lord said,

"I have appointed you to PREACH THE WORD! Proclaim to the SINFUL NATION the SALVATION OF THE LORD!! Tell them to REPENT of their SINS and I MIGHT be merciful unto them but most likely NOT!! My anger with the SINNERS is burnin HOT!! My WRATH is goin to be HARD on them! Mine JUDGEMENT is goin to SPEW forth on them because of Mine anger!"

And the Spirit said,

"The LEAVES is hangin LOW! The GRASS on the ground is smellin SWEET! Take your SALVATION SHOW on the ROAD and the sound of that GOOD GOSPEL BEAT!! Set up you old RAGGED TENT on the edge of every town where there ain't no TREES. Let the room be suddenly still so that the SINNERS can almost hear themselves SWEAT!! Start out soft and slow like a small earthquake and then LET GO and make half the VALLEY SHAKE!! Tell the people to take my hand in theirs and to WALK with ME this day so they will know they will NEVER STRAY!! Tell them this is their LAST CHANCE before the comin of my WRATH!!"

So now it be clear to me why I feels the SPIRIT tellin me to take my SALVATION SHOW back on the road!! GLORY HALALULU!!

There be a whole PACK OF SINNERS out there in SODOM that is badly in needs of SALVATION!! So I is goin to go from town to town PROCLAIMIN the WORD of the Lord's SALVATION!! I is goin to do jist what the Lord is tellin me to do for HIS GLORY!! There is goin to be a REVIVAL in America the New Sodom!! People is goin to turn BACK to the LORD and this nation is goin to be GREAT again cuz the Lord is goin to richly bless HIS PEOPLE (True Christians ONLY...all others will face the Lord's WRATH).

I is goin to REBUKE all the SINNERS! I is goin to call for the burnin of all WITCHES! We is goin to run all the HOMERSEXUALS out of town on a rail. I is goin to call down the BLOOD OF THE LAMB on all the DEGENERATES in this nation who is poison our peoples! We is goin to MAKE this nation return to the Lord's PURITAN WAYS and BIBLICAL LAWS! America is goin to return to bein a CHRISTIAN NATION!! The Salvation Show is goin to hit every town and city in this nation over the next few years!! This nation is LOST IN SIN and we is goin to put a STOP to it! We is goin to PREACH THE WORD! We is goin to have FAITH HEALIN'S! We is goin to PROPHESY! We is goin to proclaim that the SAVED are JUSTIFIED!! We is goin to gather together and run the HEATHENS out into the oceans! We is goin to run the WETBACKS back to MESSICO!! We is goin to hold CROSS BURNIN ceremonies wherever the LORD tells us to by HIS REVELATION!! We is goin to cut out the tongues of the LIE-berals so they can no longer preach their FALSE DOCTRINES and LIES from BELIAL their lord!! With the POWER of the Lord we is goin to CLEAN out this nation of all the SIN before it be too late!!

There's goin to be awhole lot of SHAKIN goin on! There is goin to be some HOUSE CLEANIN goin on! There is goin to be some FLOOR SWEEPIN happenin! Their is goin to be some BURNIN goin on! We is goin to make all TRUE CHRISTIANS stand up and claim the VICTORY for the LORD all across this land!! The SPIRIT OF THE LORD is goin to move across America and CONVICT the HEATHENS of all they SIN and ABOMINATIONS!! The Lord's WRATH is goin to clean house in this land!! And then again the Lord is goin to BLESS our GODLY NATION!!

AMEN!!
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Default Re: Salvation Show Schedule - 12-10-2006, 04:25 AM

Plans are gettin underway for schedulin the towns we are takin the Salvation Show to this Spring. The LORD is truly bringing things together for HIS GLORY, HALALULU!!

Now jist so ya'll knows my wife has set up a site for the Salvation Show with a bit about me too (you can get the link on my public profile).

We are goin to do some real HELL-FIRE-BRIMSTONE preachin to all the HEATHEN this comin Spring folks!! We are goin to WIN SOULS FOR JESUS!!

PRAISE GOD!!
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Plans are gettin underway for schedulin the towns we are takin the Salvation Show to this Spring. The LORD is truly bringing things together for HIS GLORY, HALALULU!!

Now jist so ya'll knows my wife has set up a site for the Salvation Show with a bit about me too (you can get the link on my public profile).

We are goin to do some real HELL-FIRE-BRIMSTONE preachin to all the HEATHEN this comin Spring folks!! We are goin to WIN SOULS FOR JESUS!!

PRAISE GOD!!
Well, Brother Love, I do hope you can come to Salem!

1 church for every 633 people, and I've yet to find ONE True Christian™ church! Perhaps with your help, I can find the True Christians in this Godless Hellhole and bring them together into my own church!

What's a SkinJackal? Sounds obscene. Perhaps some hacker has gotten at your site, Brother.
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Well, Brother Love, I do hope you can come to Salem!

1 church for every 633 people, and I've yet to find ONE True Christian™ church! Perhaps with your help, I can find the True Christians in this Godless Hellhole and bring them together into my own church!

What's a SkinJackal? Sounds obscene. Perhaps some hacker has gotten at your site, Brother.
I'll see if I can't get Salem on the list so we can get a TRUE CHRISTIAN church up and goin' in that Heathen town.

Skinjackal? Well...lol...I don't rightly know what one is to tell ya the truth.


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