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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-24-2011, 08:26 AM
I don't have one of these phones and I've never seen this game before. In fact, I don't really play any games at all, other than Scrabble and Pictionary (the Bible version) of course.
However, I am firmly against these deviant Angry Birds. How dare they come into MY country and pervert our youth! We need to ban this kind of stuff. Perhaps someone from the Landover legal team can see about getting something started. An injunction against these Apple fellows would be a good start. What we need is a permanent ban, of course.
In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!
Psalms 52:5 "God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of [thy] dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah."
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-24-2011, 09:56 PM
Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???
You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man
Get a clue
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-24-2011, 10:01 PM
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In the meantime, I'm praying that Steve Jobs, the architect behind it all, is struck down by God. He richly deserves to suffer a lingering death, painful and debilitating every step of his way to the grave. Not sure what's best... some sort of cancer with horrible-and-ultimately-futile radiation or chemotherapy treatments. Praise God! I know He answers prayer!
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Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.
But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-25-2011, 03:45 AM
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Is it Gabrielle Giffords, the Jewish Democrat from Arizona?
It IS Gabrielle Giffords, isn't it!
Angry Birds taking on the monolithic, Jew-controlled lamestream media?
This game might not be so bad after all. Maybe with a few tweaks, it could be renamed "Angry Tea Party Christian Birds"!
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dude this aint funny
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-25-2011, 06:10 AM
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Hey mormon, Steve Jobs created Apple and made some computers, phones and MP3 players...he has NOTHING whatsoever to do with the company which created this harmless game.
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I'm not Mormon. I'm a True Christian™, as it says up there near my avatar. Can't you read?
Anyway, Steve Jobs has everything to do with this game. As you point out, he's the architect behind it all. The man behind the evil gizmo the game runs on. In other words, without Jobs, there'd be no Angry Birds.
You are so deep in sin, you don't even know which way is up.
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But way to show yourself for the narrow minded, bigoted idiots you ALL are
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I am proud to be narrow-minded! I have blinders on for Jesus! Praise His Holy Name! I am equally proud that you see me as bigoted. I know what the Bible teaches. I know what the Truth™ is. My unwillingness to compromise is what makes me a True Christian™. Hallelujah!
Take your open-minded, namby-pamby indignation elsewhere. You aren't Saved™ and you don't seem at all interested in Redemption™.
Revelations 6:16
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Fall on us, and hide us from the face
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-25-2011, 06:18 AM
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Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, could you lot be any more retarded???
You people are high up on the list of Things Wrong With This World and I can't wait for the day that you die and you realise The Bible and Jesus Christ is all just a bunch of crap passed down through the ages to scare children into being good and you learn that you've wasted your whole lives beliving in a story as equally preposterous Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and The Boogey Man
Get a clue
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Uh..... if you atheists are right, how exactly are we going to realize anything?
If we're right, you'll have an eternity in Hell to think about how arrogant you were for these few years here on earth.
I would chose wisely.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-25-2011, 09:36 PM
It's turning out that this is more insidious than we thought. Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-25-2011, 11:45 PM
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Check out the audience reaction when Jimmy Kimmel announces the development of an Angry Birds TV show!
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No surprise that this show will be on the Oprah Crap Network.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-27-2011, 05:25 PM
Dear Baby Jesus, will it never end?
Edible Angry Birds Cake Toppers:
http://www.boingboing.net/2011/01/27...y-birds-c.html
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-28-2011, 04:07 AM
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Where's the Jew-Controlled Lamestream Media cake topper?
They could make a Rupert Murdoch Angry Bird!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-30-2011, 04:55 PM
Oh my!!! Someone should get rid of this entire game! The sexual innuendos are so blatant! I don't want my kids to ever play this game. Masturbation is so wrong. It was so simpler when I was a kid, we never had these kinds of thoughts, but now society is so corrupt that only those truly committed to living an apostolic lifestyle can be saved!
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01-30-2011, 05:08 PM
and thats why they must go
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
01-30-2011, 05:10 PM
BitchnChristn I completely agree with you. Video games were created by the devil to get young children to turn to Satanism. We must stop things like this before our children do something worse. Masturbating is just the start, who knows maybe one day your child will marry a nigra. That is something to be worried about.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
02-01-2011, 12:04 AM
For everyone who thinks that the game is training them to masterbate. Just think about everything else in your life that teaches you to do sexual acts!! Things like: EATING BANANAS, TURNING DOORKNOBS, BRUSHING YOUR TEETH, TURNING THE PAGES OF A BIBLE, KNEELING IN CHURCH, PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON YOUR LAP!!!! WE MUST WARN THE CHILDREN Seriously though, If you think your children will become sex addicts by playing this game, then you don't think you have raised your children well. Am I not right?
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-13-2011, 09:02 PM
wait till ye get a loada the new duke nukem game
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-14-2011, 01:19 PM
For gods sake... its a game. i'm 20 had pre marital sex, took drugs, drank, played games with more sex in than all you virgins combined... and oh look i'm going to be well qualified have a great paid job and last but not least after i die im going to the same place as you lot... a great big hole in the piffleing ground.
GOD created man did he? im a piffleing demigod bitch let him come ill piffle him up.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-14-2011, 05:41 PM
man, this whole thread made my day . didn't laugh that hard since a few weeks xD
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03-14-2011, 11:28 PM
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man, this whole thread made my day. didn't laugh that hard since a few weeks xD
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There is nothing funny about this at all! You need to stop laughing and start taking life serious to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-15-2011, 10:09 AM
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There is nothing funny about this at all! You need to stop laughing and start taking life serious to prevent eternal damnation to Hell!
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I hope you piffleing die, and the rest of you too. god isn't real. jesus isn't real. Every religion sucks. Yes, I'm mad. You think god will save you all? I think she's up there (did you see what I did there?) laughing her ass off (oh snap, he doesn't exist!!).
Angry birds is a great game, if you piffleing stupid religious people hate it, then I'd suggest you go out and kill yourself with a nailgun and rot to death.
And oh, it's a FINNISH game, not finish. There's a huge difference. You're not only stupid, you're all piffleing ignorant bastards. That's one more reason why everybody hates USA.
Ban me, I don't piffleing care, I only registered here so I could say my honest opinion about you, and your shitty website.
I hope you all die.
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Re: Angry Birds: The SEX Training Game that is DESTROYING America -
03-15-2011, 01:39 PM
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I hope you piffleing die, and the rest of you too. ... if you piffleing stupid religious people hate it, then I'd suggest you go out and kill yourself with a nailgun and rot to death. ... I hope you all die.
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Thank you for demonstrating to everyone visiting God's favorite forum how damaging playing video games can be to a person. This is what happens with people who play video games instead of studying the Bible.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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