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Question Oh, Mr. Ingram & Myers...? - 12-13-2006, 08:43 PM

I need your advice.

Could a texted cell-phone portfolio resume' from the credit report of a differently-abled Supply-Side FAMILY TEAM JESUS (and he was not simply a "hanging chad!") walking a dog named "Bear" be a successful candidate into a global economy, and, while still expressing His Spirituality, network diversity into a healthy-and-wellness-oriented, pasta-eating Rainbow Coalition eco-system to provide a Solution for downsized closure?

Or is it possibly "not meant to be?"

May the Goddess be with you, and,

"Have a good one!"

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(Now if that doesn't get him to notice me - really, really notice me - nothing will)
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Default Re: Oh, Mr. Ingram & Myers...? - 12-14-2006, 04:51 AM

Sister Sue I ain't understandin' one word you said here BUT I is behind ya for the GLORY of the LORD and I be hopin that whoever really notices ya now!

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Default Re: Oh, Mr. Ingram & Myers...? - 12-14-2006, 06:23 AM

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I need your advice.

Could a texted cell-phone portfolio resume' from the credit report of a differently-abled Supply-Side FAMILY TEAM JESUS (and he was not simply a "hanging chad!") walking a dog named "Bear" be a successful candidate into a global economy, and, while still expressing His Spirituality, network diversity into a healthy-and-wellness-oriented, pasta-eating Rainbow Coalition eco-system to provide a Solution for downsized closure?

Or is it possibly "not meant to be?"

May the Goddess be with you, and,

"Have a good one!"

SUV

(Now if that doesn't get him to notice me - really, really notice me - nothing will)

Ok,spirituality's good..dog called Bear...um,bit dodgy.
But it's the "Supply Team Jesus" bit which is a dead give away.
The man's unquestionably an idiot,Sister Sue Vera. Ruuuuuuun!


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Default Re: Oh, Mr. Ingram & Myers...? - 12-14-2006, 04:09 PM

I was Hoping I got it all Right and didn't forget anything. Then, just this morning, I realized a few Words that I had forgotten. But before I could post, Dog-nabbit, I forgot them again.

Say, where is Mister-Smarty-hyphen-pants anyway? You don't suppose he's hiding in "the closet" do you?
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