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what is an oxymormon? -
01-01-2012, 05:28 AM
What does the word oxymormon means? I have heard people saying this like "thats an oxymormon", but what does it mean? Is it related to mormons and magic underwear? Or is it some kind of sect within the mormons who are even more heathen than the so called "normal" mormons?
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-01-2012, 06:05 AM
You know, like " Capitalist Democracy". Two things that can't go together. You have to choose one. (Hint: choose Capitalism).
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Proud Faroese
What does the word oxymormon means?
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It's not 'oxymormon', it's 'oxymormon'.
Google is your friend:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Oxymormon
There is your answer:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/oxymormon
Quote:
A combination of contradictory or incongruous words (as cruel kindness); broadly: something (as a concept) that is made up of contradictory or incongruous elements.
The phrase “cruel kindness” is an oxymormon.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:40 PM
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Thanks for one of the best laughs ever.
Mo ron is not that hard to spell.
oxymormon
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.
oxymo ron
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Thanks for one of the best laughs ever.
Moron is not that hard to spell.
oxymormon
The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search bar above.
oxymoron
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Not at all. See, there is a difference between
' Moron'
and
'Mormon"
FYI, it is an extra 'm' Rose, see if you can find it!
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:51 PM
Edit my posts all you like, I know I wrote 'oxymormon'. This is not a way to run a community, at all.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:52 PM
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Edit my posts all you like, I know I wrote 'oxymormon'. This is not a way to run a community, at all.
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Nobody edited your post.
Look, when you edit your post a message pops up.
Last edited by Redeemed Papist; 01-04-2012 at 07:52 PM.
Reason: Look, I edited my own post because I can be trusted to do it without being an idiot about it.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:57 PM
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Nobody edited your post.
Look, when you edit your post a message pops up.
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You just did now, I am not an idiot. I know there is a way of editing without displaying the edit message. I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist, I know how vBulletin software works.
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Add by JH as an example
Last edited by James Hutchins; 01-04-2012 at 09:21 PM.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 07:59 PM
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You just did now, I am not an idiot. I know there is a way of editing without displaying the edit message. I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist, I know how vBulletin software works.
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OK - type really carefully.
Mo ron and it will spell mo ron not mormon.
Look at it as soon as you post it.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 08:13 PM
I have had enough of this place, please ban me so I don't ever have to return to this corner of the Internet.
As for the 'Landover Baptist Church', it's all a bunch of tiny minds who aren't smart enough to comprehend the fact that the Earth is round.
Seriously? You still believe this? The so-called 'Flat Earth' was disproved by over 400 people who actually went into space, plus the thousands of images caught by satellites, space probes and the like.
I don't wish anyone hate, that was never my intention, but please do not be so close minded. Open your minds, accept other theorys.
That being said, when I next have the chance, I will read through the Bible.
This is my last post, good day to you all and now please ban me.
Yours,
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 08:30 PM
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You just did now, I am not an idiot. I know there is a way of editing without displaying the edit message. I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist, I know how vBulletin software works.
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No, no I don't think you do...
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-04-2012, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Roseluck
You just did now, I am not an idiot. I know there is a way of editing without displaying the edit message. I am an IT Tech & Security Specialist, I know how vBulletin software works.
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Add by JH as an example
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Rose, I just edited your post. Notice at the very bottom of the window. This is what happens when ever a post is edited. As an expert in vbulletin, you should already know this.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-05-2012, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Roseluck
I have had enough of this place, please ban me so I don't ever have to return to this corner of the Internet.
As for the 'Landover Baptist Church', it's all a bunch of tiny minds who aren't smart enough to comprehend the fact that the Earth is round.
Seriously? You still believe this? The so-called 'Flat Earth' was disproved by over 400 people who actually went into space, plus the thousands of images caught by satellites, space probes and the like.
I don't wish anyone hate, that was never my intention, but please do not be so close minded. Open your minds, accept other theorys.
That being said, when I next have the chance, I will read through the Bible.
This is my last post, good day to you all and now please ban me.
Yours,
Rose.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-05-2012, 07:05 AM
In answer to the original question, an Oxy Mormon is, well, Mittens Romney.
Oxy, and a Mormon.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-05-2012, 07:10 AM
I was pretty sure that oxy-clean was a ruse but when I figured out that it was a multi-level-product sold by Mormons I was convinced to never buy any more oxygen from those scammers.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-10-2012, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Proud Faroese
What does the word oxymormon means? I have heard people saying this like "thats an oxymormon", but what does it mean? Is it related to mormons and magic underwear? Or is it some kind of sect within the mormons who are even more heathen than the so called "normal" mormons?
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An oxymormon? Reasonable atheist. Honest liberal. Gay Christian. You get the idea.
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-10-2012, 11:57 PM
It's a contradiction, like "Christian bigot" or "Aboriginal physicist."
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-11-2012, 12:33 AM
It's a contradiction in terms but the outcome still has to be true. it's a common misconception that oxymormon merely means a contradiction.
some cliche oxymormons include
bitter sweet
irregular pattern
heavy lightness
Original copy
and for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-11-2012, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Fencepost88
It's a contradiction in terms but the outcome still has to be true. it's a common misconception that oxymormon merely means a contradiction.
some cliche oxymormons include
bitter sweet
irregular pattern
heavy lightness
Original copy
and for anyone interested in linguistics - oxy means sharp and mormon means dull (blunt)
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Actually Mormons are followers of the cult started up by Joseph Smith. I assume you're another victim of public schooling?
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Re: what is an oxymormon? -
01-11-2012, 01:22 AM
Your assumption is incorrect. I was home schooled. I'm almost certain I typed oxymormon.
For those who pretend to know the will of God- Romans 1:21-23 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
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