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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 05:43 AM
FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD!!
Genesis 5:9
And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:
Fidel Castro also lived ninety years but he begat havoc, destruction, communism, missiles. Now he's dead!
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Fidel Castro, Cuba's former president and leader of the Communist revolution, has died aged 90, state TV has announced.
It provided no further details.
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We can give the details.
Depriving Godly U.S. of A of the best cigars, inviting Soviets to nuke Godly U.S. of A, and meeting with the worst enemies of Jesus.
Mr. Fidel is now where he deserves to be. In a few short years we shall enter Heaven and can go and check how the Demons repeatedly rape him (Luke 16:26).
Today, a great day for Jesus. He must be ecstatic!
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 06:14 AM
I really like sparkly Jesus.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 07:22 AM
Fidel Castro...a long time coming...but now in Hell. Hopefully soon to be joined by his brother Raul.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 11:19 AM
GOOD NEWS !!!!
But I think we should remember that Castro was not ALL bad. In the case of John F. Kennedy and the exploding cigar attempt, Castro was quick to apply Leviticus 24:19-20 and arrange for the public disposal of the perfectly ghastly man.
And if a man cause a blemish in his neighbour; as he hath done, so shall it be done to him;
Breach for breach, eye for eye, tooth for tooth: as he hath caused a blemish in a man, so shall it be done to him again.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 12:44 PM
It is a very sad day. I have no words.
And I know he is going to hell according to your biblical standards.
But at least you can recognize that he ordered more homosexual deaths than ANY of the godly US presidents.
It was until 1979 that he became more pressioned by capitalist standards and decriminalized homosexuality.
Fidel is dead. Long live Raúl!
Acts 2:44-45
44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 01:26 PM
The prayers of every God fearing, red-blooded American have finally been answered! The atheist, commie dictator, Fidel Castro has kicked it and is rotting in hell where he belongs. I have no doubt that, in death, he will organize all of hell's demons in order to form a socialist worker's party. Within a month, he'll attempt a coup with the goal of creating a socialist dystopia that will reign in the netherworld for eternity. You better stay on your guard Devil, because class warfare is coming your way!
May that bearded, communist tyrant burn in hell for all of eternity!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 03:46 PM
All these years, the smug, God hating Democrat Fidel Castro has thought he had a special pass for Hell. He has believed for more than 50 years that he would join Satan in the management of Hell, but now he is in for a great, flaming surprise: Satan rules alone in Hell! Far from taking his place at the central committee table with Joe Stalin, Pol Pot, Hugo Chavez and all the rest, he will join them in the crowded Twentieth Century hot tub, where the temperature is a bit high and the burning brimstone positively singeing. As crowded as it is, they will still have to save room for Jimmy Carter, who will be along shortly. Once he arrives, they will have to sing "Hell, Hell, The Gangs All Here" for eternity.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-26-2016, 05:40 PM
I would assume all the homers in San Francisco are mourning today. Isn't he honored in that town with an entire fag community - The Castro? Well, too bad, faggots! God wins, sin loses. I am surprised the Lord didn't take him before now.
My father told me about Castro once; he described him as a good Catholic but "with a cold, non-Catholic way of doing things." What?
I am so glad to celebrate this death with my non-papist friends here. Glory!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2016, 12:45 AM
Actor Ron Glass died yesterday. He played a police officer on the sit-com, Barney Miller. He also played a preacher, of all things, on a little-known show called, Firefly, which was created by some obscure writer named Joss Whedon.
Despite portraying a man of the cloth, Glass was rumored to be some kind of Boodist. Bet those prayer-flags aren't waving in any cooling breezes where you are now, "Shepherd Book."
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/392337...-level-of-hell
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2016, 02:01 AM
I must say, it's turning out to be a banner year for Jesus dispatching egregious sinners into the Lake of Fire (draining the swamp - in the words of Donald Trump) - and it isn't even December yet. Jesus will be celebrating His Birthday next month and I can't wait to see what He has in store for finishing out the year.
We have a lot to celebrate here with Baby Jesus, but my favorite so far is Florence Henderson - who's had so many plastic surgeries and botox injections that she should have checked herself in to Madame Tussauds wax museum decades ago.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2016, 07:13 AM
We mustn't forget that Castro did some good for Cuba. He helped along their spiritual health by closing around 100 hospitals, suppressed liberal reform proponents with cranial lead injections, and kept the island homer free. Sounds almost like paradise on earth when you think about it.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-28-2016, 03:09 PM
Fidel Castro was a great man and his death is a tragedy for Cuba. He was a true man of the people and a socialist like Bernie Sanders. He did so many wonderful things for Cuba that it is impossible to list all of the fruits of socialism. If the people in Babylon had elected Bernie Sanders then Babylon could enjoy those same fruits.
Black Lives Matter stands in solidarity with Fidel Castro and we have decided that there will be seven days of public mourning for Chairman Castro. No one- even the women members- will shave in memory of his fine beard.
After the mourning period we will continue our efforts to honor Fidel by continuing to work toward a socialist paradise in Babylon with Bernie Sanders as our Chairman unless the ballots are recounted honestly and Hillary Clinton becomes the President and Chairman of America.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-30-2016, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
Fidel Castro was a great man and his death is a tragedy for Cuba. He was a true man of the people and a socialist like Bernie Sanders. He did so many wonderful things for Cuba that it is impossible to list all of the fruits of socialism. If the people in Babylon had elected Bernie Sanders then Babylon could enjoy those same fruits.
Black Lives Matter stands in solidarity with Fidel Castro and we have decided that there will be seven days of public mourning for Chairman Castro. No one- even the women members- will shave in memory of his fine beard.
After the mourning period we will continue our efforts to honor Fidel by continuing to work toward a socialist paradise in Babylon with Bernie Sanders as our Chairman unless the ballots are recounted honestly and Hillary Clinton becomes the President and Chairman of America.
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I will not be attending your saturnalia
A friend of mine visits Cuba for some reason. He said they sell something enabling one to put a Lada engine in a Cadillac. What a very strange idea. Is that true?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-07-2016, 05:24 PM
God has hurled a Pakistani airliner out of the sky, destroying (among others) Pakistani singer and imam Junaid Jamshed. (I'm guessing the Jamshed bit was his rap name.)
You'll find there's no autotune in , Mister Jampot.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-07-2016, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
God has hurled a Pakistani airliner out of the sky, destroying (among others) Pakistani singer and imam Junaid Jamshed. (I'm guessing the Jamshed bit was his rap name.)
You'll find there's no autotune in , Mister Jampot.
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There is a body of thought, which is supported by a great many intelligent people, which holds the opinion that the third world is maintained for the sole purpose of selling obsolete aircraft to them. There is considerable evidence that this is true, but I am uncertain if it is correct.
Also, regarding an earlier passing reported here on this godly site, I have heard that Jimmy Carter is so depressed about the death of his mentor, Fidel Castro, that he has quit eating and will be joining Fidel in the fiery pit of Hell in short order.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-07-2016, 08:47 PM
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You'll find there's no autotune in , Mister Jampot.
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It's known as the Arab "gadwall" quarter tone scale Sister - common to much of what passes for mooselimb "music". It's one of the reasons why the jhidi is so successful at recruiting suicide bombers - no one wants to stick around and listen to this stuff. My guess is that it is the featured music scale system in Hell.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-08-2016, 07:00 PM
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It's known as the Arab "gadwall" quarter tone scale Sister - common to much of what passes for mooselimb "music". It's one of the reasons why the jhidi is so successful at recruiting suicide bombers - no one wants to stick around and listen to this stuff. My guess is that it is the featured music scale system in Hell.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-09-2016, 12:36 AM
Brothers and Sisters, Glenn Close is dead! Wait, no, John Glenn is dead.
There are many reports that he was a man of faith. But I don't know whether he was a determined Bible-believer or not. He was a Marine and he was elected to public office. I am not sure if he was a Republican and he did go into space. That may or may not have brought him closer to the Lord.
So, it is possible that he is NOT on the Hell Train, but rather on the golf course with Jesus. I await the pastors' input on the situation.
Uncertainly Yours,
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-09-2016, 01:32 AM
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Brothers and Sisters, Glenn Close is dead! Wait, no, John Glenn is dead.
There are many reports that he was a man of faith. But I don't know whether he was a determined Bible-believer or not. He was a Marine and he was elected to public office. I am not sure if he was a Republican and he did go into space. That may or may not have brought him closer to the Lord.
So, it is possible that he is NOT on the Hell Train, but rather on the golf course with Jesus. I await the pastors' input on the situation.
Uncertainly Yours,
Handmaiden
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John Glenn is most certainly in the depths of the thermite fires in hell. Although his carcass may rot in a tomb on earth for a few hundred years, his soul will burn forever.
A major player in perpetuating the fraud "moon landing" hoax, he led many youngsters away from the Word of God, and into false science. So many impressionable children looked up to his scam, as if man ever "went to the moon".
With his passing, perhaps we can teach that the Holy Bible always warned us to avoid such egregious hucksters and charlatans. Good riddance "space" man!
1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"
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Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-09-2016, 11:08 PM
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1 Timothy 6:20 "O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:"
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I'm still waiting for an explanation about how they got through the firmament!
JOB 37:18 Hast thou with him spread out the sky, which is strong, and as a molten looking glass?
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