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Now that Godly President Trump has embraced the benefits of purging War (1 Samuel 15:18), it is time we turned out attention to the more pressing problems. The story so far:
  • God Created Heaven and Earth (Genesis 1:1) including all the elements in it.
  • The woman sinned (Genesis 3:6).
  • Sodomy was introduced (1 Kings 14:24).
  • Jesus tried to fight sodomy (1 Corinthians 6:9-10).
  • He failed, and sodomites continue to frequent our premises until Judgment Day (Revelation 22:14).
We also know that since the 1970's the gay plague has spread in an exponential manner. More and more boys and girls succumb to the pleasures of same-sex flesh and lose almost all hope for Salvation (Romans 1:26). Something has changed but what? In the early years of the 20th century homosexuals were few and scattered. Rainbow flags did not flutter in hands shaking from the effects of recreational drugs and unnatural lust. Was there something present during the years, let's say, 1900-1936 that is no longer available. Indeed, there was. It was the era of Radium Therapy!

Radium: An element Created by God (Genesis 1:1) extracted from uraninite. An alkaline uranusinite Earth metal (remember Genesis 1:1, God Created the Earth - Earth metal - get it?). It glows beautifully.



Is it good? Remember: It emits Light! Let's ask God!

Genesis 1:4
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.


Yes, it is Good. Is Jesus involved? Remember: Radium emits Light. Let's ask Jesus!

John 8:12
Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.


Radium is Light and Jesus is light. Radium is the light of Life. What does Life mean? Once more, Let's ask Jesus!!

John 3:15
That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have
eternal life.


It's time to get back to the gay scourge. With diminishing proportions of the World's population following Jesus (John 3:18), more and more are engaging in sodomistic homosexual sex. This leads to blasphemy (Matthew 12:31) and ultimately loss of all hope. We are among the few remaining people who care for the homosexuals and try to spread our Love to Help them! We can only reach as many despite our continuous efforts of evangelizing on the marketplace, the street, the mall. Before we can reach all the unsaved, some of them may be lost for good. Radium therapies provide us with a tool to slow down the homosexual plague among the unsaved and give them a chance to hear us before it is too late. It is unnecessary for True Christians™ to use the radium products, but if we can re-introduce them, I am sure that they will find avid consumers also among our Brethren and Sisters. Let us see what was available in the 1930's and what were the benefits of these particular products! I'm so excited!

First, the therapies to fight sodomy!



The suppositories! Praise Jesus! Instead of inserting a throbbing tallywhacker into one's dérrière, an aspiring sodomite will use these light-emitting extracts of the essence of pure Christ that decays into ionizing radiation that is lethal to the rectal demons. In addition, they can help you restore the "sex power" needed to consummate the repulsive but necessary monthly heterosexual act to produce offspring as ordered by Jesus (Genesis 1:28).



Radium Condoms! Glory to God! I know that no True Christian™ ever uses birth control (Genesis 1:28), but for the repenting homer, who still succumbs into occasional bouncing or the experimenting teen it can protect the active partner from being exposed to rectal demons until a preacher is available.



Radium water. Thank you, Jesus! It (remember John 7:38) will not only help control the ailments listed in the above image (when waiting for a suitable preacher), it would also protect the person from being afflicted irrevocably by the oral joys that homosexuals sodomites also practice.





Radio-active chocolate and butter! Praise God! All the intestine - the organ most susceptible to sodomistic pleasures - can be kept relatively clean during the period when a sodomite starts to question his/her activities but a preacher has not yet exorcised them!



What if the worst has happened and a sodomite or a harlot woman has engaged in unnatural oral acts and consumed the seeds of new soldiers for Christ! Radium toothpaste! Jesus Saves! While this cannot totally save a sinner, it may help to minimize the effects of fornication until definite help arrives in the form of a True Christian™ man and the Bible!



Radium cigarettes! By the Grace of God! Sometimes during the buccal act of unnaturality, a badly-timed inhalation may cause the entry of demonic entities through the airways. These health-promoting products can once again delay the onset of total depravity!





No, we have not forgotten the children! The most susceptible, the most fragile of creatures, who we must guard against sodomistic influences until they reach the age of Repentance. Praise Jesus (Mark 7:27)! With this radium wool and heaters our women can knit healthy and glowing sweaters to our babies and keep them protected during meals!



And no woman will turn into a female homosexual if she uses the radium-based beauty products.



Are there side-effects? Of course there are! Radium causes diverse malignant tumors but once the person is Saved, these cancers can be taken care of (Matthew 10:8) or if the ex-homer perishes, his place is Heaven is still secure (Romans 8:39). It's a real win-win situation.

For our preachers and exorcists who have to shake hands with sinners I recommend the following product of lush, creamy and soothing soap:



Exodus 30:21
So they shall wash their hands and their feet, that they die not: and it shall be a statute for ever to them, even to him and to his seed throughout their generations.

Where is the scientific evidence, I hear you say! Has the Creation Science Department verified these hypotheses? I can assure you that we have. Who is the manliest man ever?! Who's the most shining example of heterosexual manhood in Eternity?! It's Jesus! Let's ask Him!

1 Corinthians 16:13-14
Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong.

Can radium help us attain this Godly Goal? Jesus will tell you the answer if you look at the image below!



Praise Jesus! I rest my case!


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: Radium Suppositories: Can They Help Us Cure Homosexuality? - 04-08-2017, 05:45 AM

Thank you, Professor White. Creation science comes through again, this time drawing from the forgotten wisdom of the Good Old Days our daddy's talked about. Back in the days when men were men, women were in the kitchen, and homers were irradiated until they stopped sodomizing. Back when America was Great for the first time since 1865.

I'm wondering if these Radium earth stones might be useful for preemptive therapy. Perhaps we could infuse boys undergarments and pajamas with Radium in an effort to ward off demonorectal intrusion. Maybe even diapers could be infused as well. The sooner we can protect them from the Sodomaniacal Menace, the better.


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Thank you, Professor White. Creation science comes through again, this time drawing from the forgotten wisdom of the Good Old Days our daddy's talked about. Back in the days when men were men, women were in the kitchen, and homers were irradiated until they stopped sodomizing. Back when America was Great for the first time since 1865.

I'm wondering if these Radium earth stones might be useful for preemptive therapy. Perhaps we could infuse boys undergarments and pajamas with Radium in an effort to ward off demonorectal intrusion. Maybe even diapers could be infused as well. The sooner we can protect them from the Sodomaniacal Menace, the better.
Indeed, Brother Des! Preventive therapies are always the most effective!



We know that diapers cause skin abrasions and some kinds of ointments are necessary to treat this. This is one of the uses of medicine that Jesus endorses.

Exodus 30:25
And thou shalt make it an oil of holy ointment, an ointment compound after the art of the apothecary: it shall be an holy anointing oil.

As it happens, I am writing today to President Trump to help us re-introduce all these products, among them this very useful and curative cream!



As you can see, while radium causes rectal demons to be replaced by the more easily treated cancers, this salve actually cures the tumors it causes. Again, a win-win situation and a wonderful possibility to increase our tithe flow!


Yours in Christ,

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The Flint family has known about the benefits of radium products for decades! Behold the jewelry of my late mother Zipporah Rebecca Flint (born Graham), purchased to her in the 1930's by my late father Lamentations Flint.



Some of you may remember my mother, who was taken into Heaven at the tender age of 32, when Jesus decided to give her the thyroid cancer and the cancer of the vocal cords (which helped her follow 1 Timothy 2:11-12 ). Most of you have seen these precious pearls around the slender neck of my fiancée Daisy almost every day when we've been attending official Church business.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Radium Suppositories: Can They Help Us Cure Homosexuality? - 04-08-2017, 01:10 PM

Radium is Latin – the “ium” ending is the third person Genitive
Radio is Latin – the “io” ending is the Ablative.

There is nothing wrong with radio – there are plenty of Christian radio stations that help bring God’s Word to the people.

How can Radium be anything other than good?





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Default Re: Radium Suppositories: Can They Help Us Cure Homosexuality? - 04-08-2017, 03:36 PM

People tell me that my teeth glow. Radium toothpaste is really the best.


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Cool Re: Radium Suppositories: Can They Help Us Cure Homosexuality? - 04-08-2017, 10:08 PM

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Have you all lost your minds? What you are proposing here is not only ridiculous, but dangerous and unnecessary. Please stop and think:


YES, the Lord condemns homosexuality. And
YES, the Lord will condemn the unrepentant homosexual come the Glory. But
NO, the Lord does not wish us to put cancer-causing substances inside of anyone, and
NO, we should not wear cancer causing jewelry.
DAISY: If you are strong enough, remove that jewelry NOW. If you feel weak or have developed a nagging cough, IMMEDIATELY get to a hospital and let them know about this contaminated bling. NEVER wear it again.


Is THIS what Christians do to sinners? If so, I am finished with Christianity, unanswered prayers, hatred, bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-Mormonism, anti-Catholicism, and, well, anti-everything that isn't Baptist and racist. FINISHED.


I have embraced the faith of my fathers once again. Yes, I am a proud JEW, and shall remain so until I die.


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And if radiation causes cancer why is it used in cancer treatments? My mother had something called "cobalt therapy" for her larynx cancer. She lived for over 50 years.


And I read about a guy who was present in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki when the bombs were dropped who died about seventy years later. Yes, it was cancer, but when you're 95 years old, a day in the sun or a good cigar could bring that on.


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Default Re: Radium Suppositories: Can They Help Us Cure Homosexuality? - 04-14-2017, 11:38 PM

Do you know where I could purchase some? Maybe if I add it to my laundry and dish soap, I could infuse it into my and my childrens' person so that I may learn to be a good, quiet woman, and my children, obedient Christian sons and daughter.


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Sometimes, the radium suppositories will make the homers even worse and cause them to have a strange glow.

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Talking Re: Radium Suppositories: Can They Help Us Cure Homosexuality? - 04-15-2017, 03:27 AM

Mr. Landers,

Please, let me show you some advanced Creation Science to assess your nice post. First, here is pictorial evidence from my opening post.
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Sometimes, the radium suppositories will make the homers even worse and cause them to have a strange glow.

As you can see, Godly Radium glows green while the homer glows yellow. As we remember the Bible by heart we can quickly see that the green glow is in this case the sign of the beneficial effects of Radium.

Psalms 52:8
But I am like a green olive tree in the house of God: I trust in the mercy of God for ever and ever.

In fact, Radium on bedsheets would also ensure a heterosexual union between a married man and a woman!

Song of Solomon 1:16
Behold, thou art fair, my beloved, yea, pleasant: also our bed is green.

In contrast, yellow is often a sign of uncleanliness, so it is no wonder that the sodomite in the picture would wear it.

Leviticus 13:30
Then the priest shall see the plague: and, behold, if it be in sight deeper than the skin; and there be in it a yellow thin hair; then the priest shall pronounce him unclean: it is a dry scall, even a leprosy upon the head or beard.

I suppose that we'll be able to distribute these Radium glow cards to sinners worldwide in the very near future to supplement the suppository effects.




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