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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 05:45 PM
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Say Justina, speaking of funny-looking, your avatar reminds me of some weevil maggots I found in a batch of old pie flour the other day! What in Jesus' name are you?
Gosh I was wondering the same thing about her avatar, Mrs Betty! What is that thing in the picture? Looks like some kind of alien vegetable pod from outer space! Scary!

1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 05:48 PM
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Gosh I was wondering the same thing about her avatar, Mrs Betty! What is that thing in the picture? Looks like some kind of alien vegetable pod from outer space! Scary!
These two sisters bring up a good point about your avatar.

Justina, you aren't trying to entice people into maggot alien depravity with your avatar?


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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 06:41 PM
GOD IS A LIE
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 07:07 PM
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GOD IS A LIE
If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?


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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 07:21 PM
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If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?
Brother Bobby-Joe, do you think he may have just forgotten his periods and that maybe he's actually promoting a Christian Support Group, something like "God is a 'Lovable Infallible Entity'" ?

'Cause, Lordy! All the misunderstandings I've had over my Ladies' Groups, T.W.I.T.S and S.L.U.T.S ("Timid Women in Total Submission" and "Sweet Lawd! You The Saviour!")
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 07:23 PM
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If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?
I hear the ladies at the Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit bake wonderful benzodiazopene pies. Works wonders for sad, frustrated little homos with Tourette's.
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 07:27 PM
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Brother Bobby-Joe, do you think he may have just forgotten his periods and that maybe he's actually promoting a Christian Support Group, something like "God is a 'Lovable Infallible Entity'" ?

'Cause, Lordy! All the misunderstandings I've had over my Ladies' Groups, T.W.I.T.S and S.L.U.T.S ("Timid Women in Total Submission" and "Sweet Lawd! You The Saviour!")
Oh - that explains the maddoctor's P.H.W.N.S - "Pre-pubescent Homo With Nut Shrinkage" ?
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 07:44 PM
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Oh - that explains the maddoctor's P.H.W.N.S - "Pre-pubescent Homo With Nut Shrinkage" ?
Yes, that could be it too. Becuase you know, making a sound like that makes the lips pucker into a Kiss-shape and I thought he might, well, be after me.....
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 07:53 PM
Oh, heavens, no, Brother Bobby Jo and Sisters Betty and Noddy. That's a photo of my two pet monkeys. I always seem to be misplacing them. Sometimes I think they deliberately hide from me because they enjoy watching me run around looking for them. When they do that, they laugh--and believe me, you've never heard anything till you've heard a monkey laugh! It's like a loud, shrill "eee eee ee eee ee eeeee"! and it's right in your ear when they sneak up behind you!

Cute little critters, and very helpful around the shanty even though they don't have to be; I do have plenty of Negro staff. They insist on doing simple things like serving my meals and shining my shoes, and sometimes they even like to watch the 700 Club with me, bless their little simian hearts!

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1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Default Re: Please pray for me, that my 1535 infraction points get remove - 02-27-2008, 08:29 PM
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If God is a lie then who ordered us to place you into Quarantine? Huh smarty pantys?
Is it possible he just misspelled "alive" ? You know how sloppy kids are these days.

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