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Default I'm happy to start on this new journey - 11-22-2017, 04:59 AM

Like the title said, I am happy to start on this new journey with my fellow brothers and sisters on this new path towards Christ. I am looking forward to getting to know all of you and am happy for any questions you have of me.
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Default Re: I'm happy to start on this new journey - 11-22-2017, 05:11 AM

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... any questions you have of me.
You could start with "Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus" but that's just like, my opinion, man.


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Default Re: I'm happy to start on this new journey - 11-22-2017, 10:15 AM

Welcome to the forum!
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Default WARNING - 11-22-2017, 11:10 AM

When you refer to doing all things, through Christ who strengthens you, that does not include pansies who find JC through sodomy. Nothing "the gays" do can possibly lead to Christ because throughout The Bible all forms of homoeroticism regardless of species are castigated with the utmost severity. God requires them to be killed on the spot and Jesus is absolutely clear that none of them will be joining Him in Heaven.

..There is no "journey" leading to Christ.
...It is an instant transition from death to life.
....From darkness to light.
.....From eating bitter poison to the nectar of ecstasy.
......Whatever JC OP has in mind has nothing to do with Jesus.
.......The Bible warns us:
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But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the Lord that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction.
2 And many shall follow their pernicious ways; by reason of whom the way of truth shall be evil spoken of.
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Default Re: I'm happy to start on this new journey - 11-22-2017, 09:58 PM

Dear "Gays_For_JC",

You might think that it's hip and trendy to be gay now, but you'll be singing a different tune when you are cast into the Lake of Fire and Satan violates you with his giant barbed tally-whacker. The first time that he ejaculates sulfuric acid deep into your rectum, you'll realize that being gay wasn't such a good lifestyle choice after all, but by then it will be too late to do anything about it, and you will be damned to suffer such torments every day for all eternity.

Repent now, or burn forever!
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Default Re: I'm happy to start on this new journey - 11-24-2017, 03:01 PM

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Repent now, or burn forever!
A firm, yet, very clear warning, one that should be followed.
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Default Re: I'm happy to start on this new journey - 11-24-2017, 09:14 PM

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Like the title said, I am happy to start on this new journey with my fellow brothers and sisters on this new path towards Christ. I am looking forward to getting to know all of you and am happy for any questions you have of me.
Excellent! The Bible tells us the angels rejoice whenever a sinner repents and comes unto the LORD (Luke 15:10)! My question is, since you've registered at the cusp of your new - Godly - journey, how well has your success been to repress your Sodomite Compulsions and embrace instead the Love and Service of Christ!?!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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