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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
10-03-2017, 07:52 PM
Speaking of which, shall I go as one for Halloween? I haven't worn mine since 1983.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-07-2017, 01:42 PM
Hugh Hefner will have someone to talk to in hell. Whore and whore-enabler Nancy Friday just had her ticket punched for the hell train.
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Nancy Friday, a dissatisfied daughter of the sexual revolution whose best-selling books aimed to liberate women from embarrassment over their erotic fantasies and from fraught relationships with their mothers, died Nov. 5 at her home in Manhattan. She was 84.
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She described [one partner in fornication] as her “sexual emancipator” and eventually she moved to New York, searching for a job that would give her the “freedom to pursue men at a moment’s notice.”
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In hell, she'll get to pursue devils at a moment's notice, but I don't think she'll like what she finds. Then again, the radfeminazis who wrote for Ms. said that she wasn't a feminist, so there's that.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-18-2017, 06:59 PM
Malcolm Young, the co-founder of the satanic rock and roll Band AC/DC. Their music caused many to burn in Hell.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...-at-64-w512164
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-18-2017, 08:08 PM
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Brother Brock,
I am ashamed to admit I attended an AC/DC concert at the young age of 14. I was barraged by songs about big balls, highways to hell, and what my teenaged mind interpreted as dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief, which I imagined was some Incan ruler who performed bad things at the request of his most loyal subjects. I recall Angus, Malcolm's relative, dancing about in short pants in some sort of stupor; I know now it was demonic possession taking place in front of me. The Lord has not been kind to the members of this group - but who is surprised? Oft have I prayed that Jesus will forgive me for going to the concert; my faith tells me He has.
I still think about Angus in those tight, short pants, revealing his hairy, thin legs as he moved about manipulating his instrument, building into a huge climax.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-20-2017, 08:33 PM
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This piece of human garbage might almost make you ¨hope¨ there was such a thing. I am glad to hear he is no longer a nuisance.
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-22-2017, 03:46 AM
Now entering the burning oils of hell, David Cassidy.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-22-2017, 02:13 PM
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Now entering the burning oils of hell, David Cassidy.
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Will devils sing "Come On; Get Happy" to him as he screams in eternal torment?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-27-2017, 03:58 PM
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There is this story Charles repented and has been forgiven. Maybe we should not be too hasty here.
Could someone check into this?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-02-2017, 12:54 AM
Jim Nabors died. I used to think that he was a sweet, honorable Southern fella. Turns out he was G-A-Y.
Now, he's a flaming gay.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-02-2017, 10:17 PM
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Jim Nabors died. I used to think that he was a sweet, honorable Southern fella. Turns out he was G-A-Y.
Now, he's a flaming gay.
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I always thought he was a smart fellow. But he was outsmarted by Satan and is now paying the price for an eternity. I can almost hear him, "Goolleey, this is hot."
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2017, 01:37 PM
A powerful cardinal in Satan's favorite "church" will get to meet his lord face to face.
From the JYT:
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Bernard Law, Powerful Cardinal Disgraced by Priest Abuse Scandal, Dies at 86
Cardinal Bernard F. Law, whose stature as archbishop of Boston and America’s senior Roman Catholic prelate was shattered in a maelstrom of scandal, acrimony and resignation in 2002 after revelations that he had protected abusive priests for years, died Wednesday. He was 86 and lived in Rome.
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Voice of the Faithful, a lay Catholic group formed in response to the crisis, questioned Cardinal Law’s role. As the scandal widened, demands for his resignation grew. They peaked in December 2002, when church documents released by plaintiffs’ lawyers showed that Cardinal Law for years had transferred abusive priests without telling parishioners or law-enforcement officials, and that he had been more protective of the priests, and less of their victims, than he had allowed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2017, 10:46 PM
Update: Not even Cardinal Law's successor as chief fish-head of Boston will commit to whether Law will make it to Heaven.
Some sort of Interwebs "news" source:
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When asked whether he believes that Law will be welcomed into heaven, Cardinal Sean O'Malley told reporters that he hopes everyone does but is not the one to judge.
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Someone should send Cardinal O'Malley a copy of this:
Matthew 7:15-20 KJV: 15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? 17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. 18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither [can] a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. 19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. 20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-20-2017, 10:54 PM
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A powerful cardinal in Satan's favorite "church" will get to meet his lord face to face.
From the JYT:
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Now that he's dead, look for the "new" pope to start the canonization process to make him a "saint".
Making all those priests "disappear", avoiding prosecution and jail time certainly constitutes postmodern "miracles".
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While Cardinal Law kept that title after his resignation, he left an archdiocese in turmoil, facing 500 lawsuits, $100 million in damage claims and probable bankruptcy. As the highest-ranking American prelate deposed in the scandal, he became a focus of anger and feelings of betrayal among many American Catholics.
The cardinal testified before a grand jury and gave depositions in civil cases, but he was not charged with a crime or held liable for damages. In 2003, he was castigated by the Massachusetts attorney general, Thomas F. Reilly, who said that as many as 1,000 children had been sexually abused by 250 priests in the Boston archdiocese over 40 years, and that Cardinal Law had known of the problem even before he arrived in 1984 and had tried to suppress any publicity about it to save the church from disgrace.
The cardinal, who initially retreated to a convent in Maryland, was appointed in 2004 as high priest of one of Rome’s four most prestigious churches, the Basilica of St. Mary Major. After Pope John Paul died in 2005, Cardinal Law was one of nine prelates who presided at the funeral Masses and among the 115 cardinals who elected Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger as the successor, Pope Benedict XVI.
In exile in Rome, Cardinal Law was permitted to keep the powerful role he had played for years as a kingmaker of American bishops, serving on the Vatican committee charged with advising the pope on bishops’ assignments. In this position, he helped shape the American church’s hierarchy for a generation. Many of his favored candidates are still leading American dioceses.
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Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2017, 08:53 PM
What a pig. He deserves to be roasted on a spit over the flames of his fat, diabetic heart for eternity, with his severed, fatty little Johnson in his mouth instead of an apple.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-29-2017, 07:05 PM
Neurscientist Ben Barres will get to have Satan as his TA for all eternity. For those who don't follow such things. Barres was a transgendered, an SJW, and a feminazi-enabler who taught un-Scriptural things about brain diseases.
Sick-ular college Web site:
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Neuroscientist Ben Barres, who identified crucial roles of glial cells, dies at 63
A professor of neurobiology, of developmental biology and of neurology, Barres was widely praised as a stellar and passionate scientist whose methodologic rigor was matched only by his energy and enthusiasm. He was devoted to his scholarly pursuits and to his trainees, advocating unrelentingly on their behalf. He especially championed the cause of women in academia, with whom he empathized; he was transgender.
“Ben was a remarkable person. He will be remembered as a brilliant scientist who transformed our understanding of glial cells and as a tireless advocate who promoted equity and diversity at every turn,” said Marc Tessier-Lavigne, PhD, president of Stanford University.
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Barres never lost sight of his original goal: to figure out the molecular and cellular causes of the brain tissue degeneration seen in Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s and Huntington’s diseases; multiple sclerosis; amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or Lou Gehrig’s disease; and glaucoma, an optic-nerve degenerative disease. Research in Barres’ lab has strongly implicated inflamed or “reactive” astrocytes and microglia as drivers in all of these neurodegenerative disorders — most recently, in a 2017 Nature paper describing how certain reactive astrocytes secrete something that kills stressed or injured neurons.
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If all of that is so true, why doesn't the King James Bible ever mention it? Instead, it tells us what really causes brain diseases, but you can't get a fat NIH grant to study it.
Matthew 17:14-18 KJV: 14 And when they were come to the multitude, there came to him a [certain] man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15 Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water. 16 And I brought him to thy disciples, and they could not cure him. 17 Then Jesus answered and said, O faithless and perverse generation, how long shall I be with you? how long shall I suffer you? bring him hither to me. 18 And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-03-2018, 02:04 PM
The leader of another false church has been called home to his dark lord.
Unsaved "news" source:
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Thomas Monson, leader of the Mormon church, has died at his home in Salt Lake City, Utah, the church said on Wednesday. He was 90.
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Mormons worship Jesus, believing in a “restored” church, with living apostles and prophets. They believe in the Bible, as well as an additional book of scripture, the Book of Mormon.
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About that: The Mormons follow a made-up holy book that cobbles together half-remembered bits of other religions' scriptures with accounts that contradict both themselves and all available archeological evidence. They expect us to believe that that holy book is somehow better than the King James Bible.
They also call the Book of Mormon "another testament of Jesus Christ," which is a wordier way of saying "another gospel," and claim that an angel told Joseph Smith where to find it. Where have I heard that before? Oh, yes, here it is:
Galatians 1:8 KJV: 8 But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2018, 02:52 AM
Another singer of Satan's has gone to her final reward. If only she had turned to Jesus before she passed away.
Rest in Hell - Delores O'Rierdan
I trust everyone will understand that I am not really comfortable using a site such as MSN as a source of information......I don't recall where I heard it, but, I hear that MSN was "My Satanic News." Could anyone here possibly confirm this? Thank you in advance.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-17-2018, 12:34 PM
Add one more to the Hell Train: Jessical Falkholt. Her ticket got punched merely weeks after the rest of her family got their tickets punched!
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...-day-car-crash
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-20-2018, 01:12 AM
Today, the Hell train just picked up another passenger. This time it is in the form of Dorothy Malone. You are never too old or too young to be a passenger if you have not found Jesus! To the folks who put this down as natural causes......She died because she turned her back on Jesus!
Dorothy Malone, star of the big and small screen with “Written on the Wind,” “Basic Instinct” and “Peyton Place,” died on Friday morning in Dallas, Texas of natural causes. She was 92.
Working in the Golden Age of Hollywood, the striking blonde actress won an Oscar for best supporting actress for her performance in Douglas Sirk’s melodrama “Written on the Wind,” which she starred in with Rock Hudson, Lauren Bacall and Robert Slack.
After years of smaller roles, the Oscar helped her secure roles in larger projects like “Too Much, Too Soon,” “Man of a Thousand Faces,” and “Warlock.”
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