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My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 09:59 AM
First of all, let me make this clear: I find military service very useful – there are never too many opportunities to learn proper killing skills.
In Finland we have mandatory military service. Hippies are allowed to take civilian service, which in a way is also a good thing – I would not like to see any of those weed-smoking sissies have a good gun in their hands. Then there are those who refuse the military as well as the non-military service. They are sent to prison (except if you are a filthy Jehovah’s Witness, who just goes free distributing his literature crap).
My problem is that this is the Finnish army, a non-Christian homo-orientated sex camp. As you already know, there are lots of queers and homers in Finland.
What you maybe do not know is that the Finnish army has long homer traditions. In WW2 our Finnish army Marshal Mannerheim was a homer, and in Finland a man called Tom is a very celebrated veteran hero. Yes – you are right. That disgusting Tom of Finland. When I was in the army, homers were still hiding (because Finland was that time under commie USSR control, and for some strange reason also commies hated homers that time) but nowadays they are there, sleeping in the same rooms, sitting on their beds doing their dirty work while you change your underwear. Going to shower is almost impossible.
Well, I am quite sure my son can take care of those homers with his strong hands and hard fists, but there is also another problem: women in the army.
Yes – you might have there a woman officer, an atheist slut commanding you. And I have educated my sons in the way that they do not take any orders from women. Actually, I am afraid that if some of them make my son lose his temper, I'll find myself paying fifty shekels of silver to that creature's father and my son's life is ruined.
Civil service is out of question – all those hippies are weed-smoking-homers.
And you know what happens to a young handsome boy in a dirty prison.
So – what to do? I am really considering moving into the free world with my family.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 10:21 AM
Hello Marko Loimaan-Aho.
I was in the US Army a long time ago and I think your son will enjoy it because it might be the only chance he gets to operate a machine gun you can cut a tree down with one if you are patient.
There were females in the Us Army when I was in and it was not hard to use your imagination to pretend they were men I am not trying to be mean I heard the US Air Force had females who looked more like women.
I think Jesus wanted us to be in wars because He and God talked about war all the time look at Isaiah 42:13 it says:
The LORD shall go forth as a mighty man, he shall stir up jealousy like a man of war: he shall cry, yea, roar; he shall prevail against his enemies.
We did a lot of roaring mainly because helicopters are very loud.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
So – what to do? I am really considering moving into the free world with my family.
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This is a difficult one, Mr L-A. It is tempting to say that you should have thought of this sooner and moved to the free world before having children. How hard is to to escape across the border, with a quiverfull of offspring?
An alternative might be to take to the forests and live off the land. I am sure your pansy police and military would never find you, and our Beloved Lord could protect you there.
Psalms 91:1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.
I will pray for you
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 11:30 AM
Thank you so much for the answers. Help from True Christians always makes your thoughts clearer and everything easier to understand. You are really the dealers of Lord's genuine Spirit!
I was already putting my hope to travelling, and I thought Norway, because it has been a long long time a NATO-country. However, they believe in trolls and then, I found Pastor Ezekiels holy words about Norway and found out that God hates Norway too.
Taking to the forests could be a good solution, but then I lose my internet connection and can not read this forum anymore. My faith is not strong enough yet, I do not trust myself. I am afraid that without the guidance of True Christians my faith turns to be a strange cult. I think, going to forests now could lead me into
It is not too late to escape and travel to promised land. My son has 8 months time.
I have also considered Genesis 22:1-2
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 11:58 AM
Surely if you're not ready to escape, your son could escape either until you join him, or until he is of an age that he cannot be drafted into the ranks of the homer military.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
I was already putting my hope to travelling, and I thought Norway, because it has been a long long time a NATO-country. However, they believe in trolls and then, I found Pastor Ezekiels holy words about Norway and found out that God hates Norway too.
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Not to mention the fact that Norway also has military service, so moving there would be a bad case of getting out of the tundra and on to the ice-floe. Sweden has no military service, but who wants to live among the heathen Swiss?
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I think, going to forests now could lead me into
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To look on the bright side, as you are not a True Christian™ you are already going to Hell, so it makes little difference. But I guess that you are hoping to be Saved?
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My son has 8 months time.
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I'm not quite sure what you mean by this. Do you mean he is 8 months old? Or that in 8 months he will have to do his military service?
Genesis 22:1-2 will only work if acts rather differently from the way he acted in the rest of Genesis 22. Otherwise, you will still be stuck with your firstborn.
You need to think this through more carefully, dear. Could you not just get the lad to stow away aboard a freighter, then the rest of you can leave when you're ready? After all, if he's old enough to join the military then he's old enough to leave home.
I will pray for you,
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho
When I was in the army, homers were still hiding (because Finland was that time under commie USSR control, and for some strange reason also commies hated homers that time).
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Dear Brother Aho,
I think the True Christian™ ladies have your case mostly covered. Bless them. Praise JESUS .
The idea of leaving the country is in my opinion the most feasible option. You are perhaps planning to go accross the border to Russia first. It is not necessarily a bad idea, as their leaders are sensible men and have still healthy ideas about homers and sodomy. They are almost potential True Christian™ material.
However, they have unfortunately given their special units under homer officers, probably because they not only fight for their comrades but "loved ones". Look at this disturbing image:
And on the other side of your country is the Swiss border, South seems to be Estonistan swarming with atheists.
Perhaps you should really consider hiding in the tundra for the time being
Deuteronomy 3:22 is helpful in your situation!
Yours in Christ,
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 04:18 PM
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To look on the bright side, as you are not a True Christian™ you are already going to Hell, so it makes little difference. But I guess that you are hoping to be Saved?
I'm not quite sure what you mean by this. Do you mean he is 8 months old? Or that in 8 months he will have to do his military service?
You need to think this through more carefully, dear. Could you not just get the lad to stow away aboard a freighter, then the rest of you can leave when you're ready? After all, if he's old enough to join the military then he's old enough to leave home.
I will pray for you,
In Name,
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You warm-hearted True Christian ladies give always such good advice! PRAISE the LORD how such a wisdom and humbleness can live in a same holy temple!
I know that my future does not look good right now, but I am really trying and praying the Holy Spirit to work in me. And for that I need the LBC - there is no other way for a weak soul like me to get safe in the Arms of Jesus, I know that.
My son has 8 months time to escape from this country. I start working hard to find him a good place from the holy USA. We have some relatives there (my grandparents were born in that holy land). They live in Ephrata, WA.
And my most humble and grateful thanks for your prayers!!!
THANK YOU LORD! PRAISE THE LORD!
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
05-14-2014, 09:03 PM
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The idea of leaving the country is in my opinion the most feasible option. You are perhaps planning to go accross the border to Russia first. It is not necessarily a bad idea, as their leaders are sensible men and have still healthy ideas about homers and sodomy. They are almost potential True Christian™ material.
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As I wrote here before, I have decided to send my son to USA, Washington state, where we have some relatives. I contacted my cousin who works as engineer on a cargo ship. They are travelling to South America in october and he promised that my son can travel with them. I was a little bit suspicious, but my cousin promised to take care of his safety. He told me that worse things happen on land than on sea.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-07-2015, 11:07 PM
As you all might remember, my eldest son had to escape Finnish sodomy army and I sent him on a cargo ship to America.
The trip was very difficult one, but my son had found out that the Captain of the ship was a baptist and they prayed a lot together.
Now my son is in Brazil, small town called Rio. He found a nice boarding house, kept by three sisters. My son wrote in his letter (this was the funny part) that he is quite sure the all three are spinsters because they look quite "manly" and even their voices are amazingly low. Well, however, it is a nice place, he told. Just perfect to rest and get strength before he starts the hard trip to north, toward America!!!
I pray for him every night, although he told me in letter that everything is really wonderful there. But you never pray too much, I think.
That is my humble wish - that also You, my True Christian friends - pray for him. Thank you.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-08-2015, 09:01 PM
That's wonderful new, Marko, that he managed to escape the Finnish sodomists. But why Messico? How can he find a good Christian wife in that hell hole. If they're not papists, they're drug dealers, or sodomists (just with a darker skin than Finnish sodomists), or all three! At least he has a refuge for the moment with women who will care for all his needs. But please do insist that he continues his journey to the Godly USA.
And why are you now in Sweden? Did you leave Finland? Out of the frying pan and into the fire, I would say.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-08-2015, 09:16 PM
It's a relief to all of us, Marko, that your son is on his way to Salvation. Congratulations on getting him out just in time.
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My son wrote in his letter (this was the funny part) that he is quite sure the all three are spinsters because they look quite "manly" and even their voices are amazingly low.
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This must be a great reassurance to you, because Brazil is full of ladyboys. However, they look a lot more feminine than the local women and typically speak in high-pitched squeaks, so it sounds as though he is safe enough. They may of course be nuns, in which case he needs to be careful. But I am sure you have advised him of the dangers.
Tell us, does he have any useful skills that will enable him to find work in the USA? There are few openings for elk-skinners.
I will continue to pray for him.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-08-2015, 10:24 PM
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That's wonderful new, Marko, that he managed to escape the Finnish sodomists. But why Messico? How can he find a good Christian wife in that hell hole. If they're not papists, they're drug dealers, or sodomists (just with a darker skin than Finnish sodomists), or all three! At least he has a refuge for the moment with women who will care for all his needs. But please do insist that he continues his journey to the Godly USA.
And why are you now in Sweden? Did you leave Finland? Out of the frying pan and into the fire, I would say.
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Dear Sir Jim Farmer, I know that sounds difficult, but the only way for him to escape was a cargo ship which smuggled him into South America. He is of course continuing his trip to USA ASAP. Now he rests a bit.
I had some difficulties when my brother died. There was some misunderstanding with his widow about my biblical responsibilities I tried to fulfill.
Now i am temporarily living among a tribe they call Laestadians. They are nice and interesting people, but not True Christians. However their habits are in many ways quite good.
But this is temporarily. As soon as my lazy wife answers my letters and comes here with my sons, I am going to start my own exodus to America.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-08-2015, 10:29 PM
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It's a relief to all of us, Marko, that your son is on his way to Salvation. Congratulations on getting him out just in time.
This must be a great reassurance to you, because Brazil is full of ladyboys. However, they look a lot more feminine than the local women and typically speak in high-pitched squeaks, so it sounds as though he is safe enough. They may of course be nuns, in which case he needs to be careful. But I am sure you have advised him of the dangers.
Tell us, does he have any useful skills that will enable him to find work in the USA? There are few openings for elk-skinners.
I will continue to pray for him.
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Dear Sister
What are...those...ladyboys? Something dangerous? Nuns I know, their habits are quite famous from document films. Horrible creatures!
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-09-2015, 12:05 AM
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Dear Sister
What are...those...ladyboys? Something dangerous?Nuns I know, their habits are quite famous from document films. Horrible creatures!
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-09-2015, 03:38 AM
If he calls from "Rio", tell him to learn to speak Messican while he is there. Outside of Freehold, every other restaurant is Messican--he can get a job in one of them.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
02-09-2015, 05:38 AM
Thanks for the advice, Sirs.
I write all these wise advice down and post a letter right away!!! He should have it in few weeks, I believe.
He is a wise kid but anyway - world is so full of fornicators that you never can be too careful.
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Re: My son has to go to the army – what to do? -
03-22-2015, 06:34 PM
A new letter from my son arrived!
(Actually it had arrived earlier, but the old lady who lives in the house next to me steals my post every now and then. Most annoying old maid, has to fix this problem somehow)
The three ladies in the boarding house, where he stayed, had helped my son a lot. They arranged him a job in a group which makes movies, some nature document's I believe, because they have been making short films on beaches and everywhere else in nature, on farms and near waterfalls.
My son told that he has been paid very well and he has now enough money to start his dangerous trip through the messican countries, towards US!!!
Thank you for Your prayers and I hope You continue praying that he has safe travelling towards Promised Land.
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