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Default Re: hello - 12-03-2007, 05:06 PM

Sorry to drag up this old conversation, but it made me chuckle. I see you had some Belgian scum on here before.

Now, as interesting as a "bog bang" may be - let's not get too graphical on that one -, what's more interesting perhaps is what Bert didn't know:

1) the "big bang" theory was invented by a Belgian (Georges Lemaître, although he didn't call it a bog/big bang himself)
2) this person was not only a Belgian, but also a "scientist" cat'licker priest
3) Therefor it must be wrong.

I rest my case.
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Default Re: hello - 12-05-2007, 04:50 AM

Ive been reading this conversation in and out. My name is victor and i currently reside in the US and i am in the US army. I am a christian and i do beleive in god. But this isnt what im posting about. That belgium kid came here to post his opinion about what he beleived. And what gets to me is. He came and was not only nice and kind. He did not swear once. Stated his opinion and what did i see? Christians swearing left and right. EuroFags? You know that 99% of all his information was correct. You guys made fun of him because he is from a country that you dont like and you hear has alot of problems. Thats like making fun a german citizen today because he lived in a country that killed and almost destroyed a race/religion. That wouldnt make any sense. As i was reading this topic the only person that made any sense here was bert. And i back him up 100%, you might ask why. because this country was founded on freedom. Freedom of speech, religion, ect. And yea i might not agree with some releigions but as a soldier im here to defend ppl of that right. As a christian you shouldnt talk to someonne the way you all did. I am disgusted with all of you. Ive been to belgium and half the accusations you made to him were false. Every single one of you make me sick, you call your self true christians?

And nothing you say to me will harm me in anyway because when a US soldier. The soldier that sacrifices so much to protect the country he loves, tells you how it is. Than theres something wrong. Every soldier wil tell you the same thing. The US is the most obese country in the world. #1 because 95% of the people in the US eats fast food. That makes me sick. Your living in a country where gay rights are supported. Your living in a country where in some states, IT LEGAL TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ANIMALS, IN BELGIUM THATS ILLEGAL. Im done with this.

Ive been to iraq and god has saved me from death. And i beleive it.

I know what god can do and what hes all about.

And what ive seen from you christians has made me look at my country even more, and what im fighting for isnt worth fighting for anymore...
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Default Re: hello - 12-05-2007, 05:10 AM

Take your racist skinhead filth spewing trash somewhere else. There are other forums for that. LBC is here when you are ready to praise Jesus and post messages about your love for him.


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Default Re: hello - 12-05-2007, 05:20 AM

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Take your racist skinhead filth spewing trash somewhere else. There are other forums for that. LBC is here when you are ready to praise Jesus and post messages about your love for him.
see thats what im talking about. I am and i dont know how or where you got me being racist. Throw enough crap on a wall and it will stick.
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Default Re: hello - 12-05-2007, 01:16 PM

If you were an actual Christian, then you would probably have enough respect to capitalize words like "God", "Jesus" and "Bible".

Have you ever actually been to Godless europe? The place is overrun by mary worshipers, queers and gypsies. And did you know that fornicating dogs is perfectly legal in Belgium? Look it up.

So, where are you stationed? Name, rank and serial number boy!


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: hello - 12-05-2007, 08:33 PM

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If you were an actual Christian, then you would probably have enough respect to capitalize words like "God", "Jesus" and "Bible".

Have you ever actually been to Godless europe? The place is overrun by mary worshipers, queers and gypsies. And did you know that fornicating dogs is perfectly legal in Belgium? Look it up.

So, where are you stationed? Name, rank and serial number boy!
Yes i have been their and like i said is not godless, There is baptist communities in europe. But see like i said its like being mad at a german today for what hitler did so many years ago. What im trying to get at here is that Not every country is perfect, Especially the US. But the thing i love about the US is that when we have been harmed, attacked, damaged, everyone, race color religion sexual preference will gather and be one. Then we go back to the same thing lol. I cant sit here and say that yea there country is lacking moral values when the United States its self is also lacking them. Im not here to argue im just saying.

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Default Re: hello - 12-05-2007, 09:32 PM

I would like to extend a welcome to you here at Landover GunnerSquad, we are always grateful to the Godly American Military.

Being young, you probably misinterpreted our rebuking of Bert. Bert is typical of the latest generation of Eurotrash that has no respect for Americans and the sacrifices we have made so that they can engage in their unctuous snobbery. Twice in the last century Americans have had to die for these people to rescue them when their little experiments in cathylick nazism and Godless communism went afoul. Another generation of Godly American taxpayers had to sacrifice to support NATO and stationed our troops on their soil to protect them from the Godless Soviets. Our Godly President Ronald Reagan finally saw to it that the evil empire was brought to an end. Now we see that they refuse to join us in the war on terror, give safe harbor to mooselimbs, and not only offer no profound gratitude for our sacrifices, but insist on insulting us.


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Default Re: hello - 12-06-2007, 04:17 AM

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I would like to extend a welcome to you here at Landover GunnerSquad, we are always grateful to the Godly American Military.

Being young, you probably misinterpreted our rebuking of Bert. Bert is typical of the latest generation of Eurotrash that has no respect for Americans and the sacrifices we have made so that they can engage in their unctuous snobbery. Twice in the last century Americans have had to die for these people to rescue them when their little experiments in cathylick nazism and Godless communism went afoul. Another generation of Godly American taxpayers had to sacrifice to support NATO and stationed our troops on their soil to protect them from the Godless Soviets. Our Godly President Ronald Reagan finally saw to it that the evil empire was brought to an end. Now we see that they refuse to join us in the war on terror, give safe harbor to mooselimbs, and not only offer no profound gratitude for our sacrifices, but insist on insulting us.
Ty, yes i understand that also. The US has helped countries in time of need, but my only argument here is in some of your forum topics here. I was reading some of em like you have a member that has all KKK signatures. Do you find that moral? Some of these topics on these forums are kinda like what in the world? Like the topic female enhancements one guy posted a a gif image of a girl getting undressed. Do you find that moral for a christian to be thinking about? Like i said im not here to argue just very confused
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I was reading some of em like you have a member that has all KKK signatures. Do you find that moral?
If you are talking about Bobby Joe, I can assure you that it is not a KKK uniform in his avatar. He is wearing the traditional uniform of the Landover Baptist community's security detail, with the flame-retardant hoods and robes. We have nothing to do with the racist bigots in the KKK.

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Default Re: hello - 12-09-2007, 09:21 AM

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If you are talking about Bobby Joe, I can assure you that it is not a KKK uniform in his avatar. He is wearing the traditional uniform of the Landover Baptist community's security detail, with the flame-retardant hoods and robes. We have nothing to do with the racist bigots in the KKK.

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He needs his flame retardant uniform so when his burning Black Peoples crosses he doesn't light himself on fire, what a racist, it is the KKK uniform, face it.
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Default Re: hello - 12-09-2007, 10:13 AM

my friend, it is not obvious that these racist profanities are alike the KKK, they are quite intolerant of the human species, that is perhaps why they wear those uniforms, to hide their figure of humanity. I pity them, they are so much alike the decrepit biased likeness to the KKK, how unfortunate.

yet another biased disgusting figure to add to the blasphemy of America
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