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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Right or wrong, regards the CPR thing, am I wrong there? No genital contact...therefore....cannot be thought of as sex, can it?
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Depends how you define genitals, sinner.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 10:40 AM
From Dictionary.com:
gen·i·tals (j n -tlz) Pronunciation Key
pl.n.
The reproductive organs, especially the external sex organs.
sex organ
n : any organ involved in sexual reproduction [syn: reproductive organ]
The chest does not fall into that category. While breasts are used once a baby is born, they do not play any part in the conception and carrying of the baby, seeing as many women who have had their breasts cut off have also had babies afterwards.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
From Dictionary.com:
gen·i·tals (j n -tlz) Pronunciation Key
pl.n.
The reproductive organs, especially the external sex organs.
sex organ
n : any organ involved in sexual reproduction [syn: reproductive organ]
The chest does not fall into that category. While breasts are used once a baby is born, they do not play any part in the conception and carrying of the baby, seeing as many women who have had their breasts cut off have also had babies afterwards.
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STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF! IT IS DISGUSTING! Proper Baptist ladies have a bit of modesty which is clearly lacking in you!
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
From Dictionary.com:
gen·i·tals (j n -tlz) Pronunciation Key
pl.n.
The reproductive organs, especially the external sex organs.
sex organ
n : any organ involved in sexual reproduction [syn: reproductive organ]
The chest does not fall into that category. While breasts are used once a baby is born, they do not play any part in the conception and carrying of the baby, seeing as many women who have had their breasts cut off have also had babies afterwards.
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I notice you don't seem to be making any claims about the lips.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF! IT IS DISGUSTING! Proper Baptist ladies have a bit of modesty which is clearly lacking in you!
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Immodest? Moi???
The only time I've had to let go of modesty was in hospital so there It's impossible for them not to see what you don't want them to.
And I was only trying to prove my point, Pastor. And it seems I did.
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I notice you don't seem to be making any claims about the lips.
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That's different. They can be involved in sexual acts IF touching the sex organs. Like Pastor Al mentioned, re: Clinton.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 10:58 AM
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Immodest? Moi???
The only time I've had to let go of modesty was in hospital so there It's impossible for them not to see what you don't want them to.
I'll bet the staff was appropriately awed when Vesuvius opened it's maw and a watermelon fell out.
And I was only trying to prove my point, Pastor. And it seems I did.
I have lost track of whatever point you were trying to make. As nearly as I can tell, it is the same point I was trying to make to YOU several hours ago. Maybe your brain has finally grasped it.
That's different. They can be involved in sexual acts IF touching the sex organs. Like Pastor Al brought up, re: Clinton.
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Like Pastor Al "MENTIONED".
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 11:03 AM
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I'll bet the staff was appropriately awed when Vesuvius opened it's maw and a watermelon fell out.
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Nothing they hadn't seen a million times before, I'm sure.
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I have lost track of whatever point you were trying to make. As nearly as I can tell, it is the same point I was trying to make to YOU several hours ago. Maybe your brain has finally grasped it.
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The point that CPR is not sex! I've proved it! With the help of dictionary.com, of course.
You mentioned oral sex but I was trying to prove to Glendora that CPR isn't sex. Which I've done.
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Like Pastor Al "MENTIONED".
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*Corrected typo, am trying not to think about the innuendo
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
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am trying not to think about the innuendo
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"innuendo"? Isn't that when little girls play squat-tag in asparagus patches? Or is my Latin rusty.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 11:14 AM
I thought innuendo was that catholic boy band from mexico?
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 11:16 AM
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I thought innuendo was that catholic boy band from mexico?
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Yes, that's right. The musicians for Ricky Martin.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 11:17 AM
in‧nu‧en‧do/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[in-yoo-en-doh]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -dos, -does. 1.an indirect intimation about a person or thing, esp. of a disparaging or a derogatory nature.
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"innuendo"? Isn't that when little girls play squat-tag in asparagus patches? Or is my Latin rusty.
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I really hope you aren't suggesting what I think you are.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
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Nothing they hadn't seen a million times before, I'm sure.
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So you've fornicated with the average doctor about a million times? Good grief, does your depravity know no bounds? Some of those people are dotheads!
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*Corrected typo, am trying not to think about the innuendo
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You'll be having to think about Satan in your endo for eternity if you don't get right with Jesus, you abominable harlot!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 01:41 PM
People, if I'm Lyin' I'm Dyin'. Hope-ing to spare some of the younger Ladies of the Congregation who might be Wanton enough to go out and try this imMoral thing for themselves, I sought to post a picture of this Groping, Heaving Mess. But when I typed into the browser "CPR picture" THIS is what came up:
PS This pushes it Right over the edge for Sister Sue Vera! As if it wasn't Bad enough I had to listen to all this talk about "pass the mayonnaise" and realize that Lilith the Night Hag is after my own Li'l Davey/BRIAN PEPPERS/Carnie Guy, etc.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
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So you've fornicated with the average doctor about a million times? Good grief, does your depravity know no bounds? Some of those people are dotheads!
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Did I say that?
Look, when people go to the hospital for things like giving birth the doctors have generally seen things like that before. Or for anything else! They have generally seen all there is to see of the human anatomy!
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You'll be having to think about Satan in your endo for eternity if you don't get right with Jesus, you abominable harlot!
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I can think of worse things than that.
And you seem to have again missed the point of the matter that I have proved CPR is not sex!
So there
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
You should know the answer by now. HE is in control, not us. And HE will take care of my husband and son. And I cant wait to be in HIS arms!
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Why have we stopped talking about Jesus?©
I'm open and ready for HIM!
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 02:53 PM
YES! oh Sweet JESUS YES! I am ready for HIM!
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 03:11 PM
Righty-O, Sisters! Forget that low-down cheatin' mean mis-treatin' two-time a-double dealin' BRIAN PEPPERS. Or whoever he is this week.
I await only Him!!!
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YES! oh Sweet JESUS YES! I am ready for HIM!
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Sex, pleasant as it may be, does not save lives.
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You are quiet right Heathen. Life IS sexually transmitted.
Sex is NOT to be enjoyed, but used to create new Soliders for JESUS.
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 06:26 PM
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Righty-O, Sisters! Forget that low-down cheatin' mean mis-treatin' two-time a-double dealin' BRIAN PEPPERS. Or whoever he is this week.
I await only Him!!!
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Yes Sister, HIM© and maybe our favourite Angel by his side.
Just in case you've forgotten................
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Re: Alert: CPR is SEX! -
10-25-2006, 06:34 PM
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Yes Sister, HIM© and maybe our favourite Angel by his side.
Just in case you've forgotten................
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No offense ladies, but men who wear feathered wings and satin skirts are....well.....Catholic.
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