[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!

I've heard bad things about Q*bert's Qubes, too. Damn it, Gottlieb, we're still at war!



Yours in His Whisper Down The Lane,
BAB

[Hannah Davis]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dear Friends,

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!

I've heard bad things about Q*bert's Qubes, too. Damn it, Gottlieb, we're still at war!



Yours in His Whisper Down The Lane,
BAB

There is already a thread about this Minecraft game. I'll post it here-
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266
Yours In Christ,
Hannah

[Born Again Bob]

Originally Posted by Hannah Davis

There is already a thread about this Minecraft game...

And Q*bert's Qubes?

[Hannah Davis]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

And Q*bert's Qubes?

I haven't a clue. Perhaps one of the Pastors can help you with that.

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

And Q*bert's Qubes?

Babs, if you can't find anything sick and wrong with this, you simply aren't trying hard enough.



Cthulhus in the upper right hand corner.

A penis with its testicles at the top.

A jumping meatball lower left (Pastafarian symbolism).

Azatoth (that last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the centre of all infinity—the boundless daemon-sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers) the green blob on the right.

This entire game is a mockery of God. I call for a boycott.

As anyone who has been a front line soldier in the spiritual battle (Ephesians 6:12) for America's soul for a long time now will know that the 1980's were a heyday of demon possession and Satanism. It will come as no surprise that they would put Satanic imagery into video games even then.

Did it work? 15% of America's population now identifies as belonging to no religion.

I think we can say, this is where it all started. This is where the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor in the spiritual war going on around us.

[godmockingboob94]

u people are the most dirty minded people i have ever met congradulation

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by curiousboob94

u people are the most dirty minded people i have ever met congradulation

That's not dirty mindedness. Satanism was all the rage in the 1980's. Those are all things that a worshiper of the evil one would have put into the game.

[Hannah Davis]

Originally Posted by curiousboob94

u people are the most dirty minded people i have ever met congradulation

They are not dirty minded!

Originally Posted by Titus 1:15

Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.

If True Christians are pure, then they would not be dirty minded! They simply see things for what they are.

[Cranky Old Man]

"Minecraft", no, that doesn't ring a bell. Those images look horrible though. There seems to be no low Disney will go to destroy our children.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Brother BAB, the Mineshaft was a depraved homosexual sex club in New York City, where men would go to offer up their rectums for the Crisco-greased, pulsating members (or fists) of other homosexuals.

They did this so they could get syphilis, hepatitis B, and also to be among the first to enjoy GRID (later re-named "AIDS"). They also wanted to share these diseases with others.

By getting horrible diseases, they could hasten their journey to eternal torment in God's Lake of Fire.

Should any be so unfortunate as to avoid the diseases . . . well, it seems the rectum absorbs the saturated fat from Crisco right into the bloodstream, so God was able to reward them with debilitating strokes and heart attacks.

[Nobar King]

Is it the predecessor to MineKampf?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dear Friends,

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!...

Oh. I thought it destroys our children and makes our sex slaves more economical (and, yes, I'm kind of conflicted about that...).

[Mary Etheldreda]

I do wish this thread had a warning atop the discussion. I'm a married woman and so have some familiarity with the male private parts, but other women and children might come along to read and not be strong enough to see such imagery.

Perhaps this should be moved to the Men's Forum. I don't know. I just know that my spirit feels more than a little offended by these games and surely that means Jesus is feeling hurt.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I do wish this thread had a warning atop the discussion. I'm a married woman and so have some familiarity with the male private parts, but other women and children might come along to read and not be strong enough to see such imagery.

Perhaps this should be moved to the Men's Forum. I don't know. I just know that my spirit feels more than a little offended by these games and surely that means Jesus is feeling hurt.

Godly points, even from a woman, Sister Etheldreda.

The picture BaB posted would never be allowed to be show on Freehold Cable. Perhaps it shouldn't be allowed in our forum?

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

I have moved the thread to the men-only forum and added a disclaimer. It is my hope that these further protections will help you feel better inside, deep down inside, where you are sensitive like a downy chick.



Yours in Him,
BAB

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

I have moved the thread to the men-only forum and added a disclaimer. It is my hope that these further protections will help you feel better inside, deep down inside, where you are sensitive like a downy chick.

[Yours in Him,
BAB

GLORY BABs

I know after your love sacrifice to our Eternally Risen Savior that you find people's motives hard to understand but we don't want this forum to turn into a place were perverts come to touch themselves.

[jimmywiththetinyjimmy]

Now i know i am a Nigger is it so my views don't count but seriously why don't you actually try to do something important instead of moaning about a game that is like 30 yrs old

oh and if some one would oblige me i have a few questions about christianity

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Dear Jimmy,

Originally Posted by jimmywiththetinyjimmy

Now i know i am a Nigger is it so my views don't count

Your views count, just as long as those views do not contradict the Holy Bible. The color of your skin has no relevance there. Only God's point of view is relevant.

but seriously why don't you actually try to do something important instead of moaning about a game that is like 30 yrs old

I fail to see how the age of this game even matters. Brother Levi has already explained in great detail why this game is bad for those poor souls who are seduced by it. What is so wrong about trying to save those souls?

oh and if some one would oblige me i have a few questions about christianity

But of course, please ask away. We will gladly guide you to your much needed salvation in the blood of our Lord Jesus Christ. How can we help you?

Here is some scripture for you:

1 Timothy 2:1-5
1 I exhort therefore, that, first of all, supplications, prayers, intercessions, and giving of thanks, be made for all men;
2 For kings, and for all that are in authority; that we may lead a quiet and peaceable life in all godliness and honesty.
3 For this is good and acceptable in the sight of God our Saviour;
4 Who will have all men to be saved, and to come unto the knowledge of the truth.
5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friend,

Originally Posted by jimmywiththetinyjimmy

why don't you actually try to do something important instead of moaning about a game that is like 30 yrs old

You're like the people who say, "oh, forget about the Holocaust, that was more than 60 years ago"!

Please don't deny the Holocaust. It happened, and your denial of millions of people being killed is offensive.

You disgust me.

Yours in Him,
bab

[SwedishJinx]

Originally Posted by Born Again Bob

Dear Friends,

Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!

I've heard bad things about Q*bert's Qubes, too. Damn it, Gottlieb, we're still at war!



Yours in His Whisper Down The Lane,
BAB

... That's not minecraft...
Get your sources correct will you? And how does minecraft destroy the economics? It's a free game with no sexual content what so ever.
This, on the other hand, IS minecraft;