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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-20-2014, 04:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.
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Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-20-2014, 08:10 AM
Never seen so stupid people as americans
1001 God has reason to kill the gay land usa
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-20-2014, 05:43 PM
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Never seen so stupid people as americans ...
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Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians™ are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.
Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).
So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-20-2014, 06:59 PM
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Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!
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What part of Scandinavia I am from, is irrelevant - it is all one big cesspool of paganism and unholy sex
I would advise you to change your wayward ways, and turn to The Lord instead - there is still hope for you if you
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-20-2014, 07:32 PM
Why do you guys hate Europe?
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-20-2014, 08:34 PM
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Why do you guys hate Europe?
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Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate:
Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look,
a lying tongue
And hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations,
Feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies,
And he that soweth discord among brethren
1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-21-2014, 07:47 AM
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Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians™ are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.
Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).
So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.
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yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity
maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-21-2014, 07:52 AM
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Why do you guys hate Europe?
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because they do not even know where it is
Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-21-2014, 07:58 AM
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Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.
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you insult our bloodline ,without us you were probably not even born
think it over,if that goes with an IQ of 60
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-21-2014, 04:53 PM
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yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity ...
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I just showed you that that's NOT the case.
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...maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA
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Yeah, it's so bad they only have 7 of the top 10 universities in the world.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-22-2014, 03:12 AM
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because they do not even know where it is
Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem
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New York was once called New Amsterdam. I guess you didn't know that. We changed the name after we killed off all the Dutchers. They were a race of godless wretches and we are well rid of them.
Also, we do too know where Europe is. It is on the other side of the ocean, near to England and France.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-26-2014, 03:33 PM
I am most alarmed.
This thread has been available for quite a long time but ignored by the Danes. They are going from evil straight to Damnation, as they are going to host the annual "Euro-Trash song contest" in early May. This consists of several days of mandatory homeysexualism and fornication in front of a gayish audience as can be seen here (please Ladies, do not watch unless you have a True Christian husband nearby! ) I am so so sorry to have to post this:
To make things worse, I must show here also a typical participant, this apparition will represent Australia in the contest. This is true! (Romans 1:9). This demon must be the product of generation-long interbreeding and immersion in sinful fornication (Exodus 17:16):
The name is "Conchita Wurst". We know that in the Germanianic tongue (that developed from Crimean Criminal Gothic in the 1600th Century - not a coincidence), Wurst is "a sausage", i.e., a "wiener" and "Wien" is the Australian capital city (not a coincidence). The "song" is called "Rise like a phoenix" and it is clearly obvious what the "phoenix" stands for (Deuteronomy 23:1). Lately, this contest has been won by Godless Norwegiants, Swedenites and lastly Daniacs. We know who is responsible.
True Christians: is it already too late to pray for Denmarkians? Should I/we concentrate on the salvation of those who still have a chance?
Although this seems hopeless, I am happy to have found new hope in LBC and its welcoming community of Bible-believing True Christians! While all is lost in Eurotrashdonia, some light lingers with you.
With thanks and admiration. Glory to our LORD!
Yours,
Elmer
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-26-2014, 10:41 PM
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What on earth is that?
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-27-2014, 01:16 AM
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What on earth is that?
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These people have problems with being and looking normal because they are worshipping satan
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-28-2014, 08:48 PM
Last edited by Alphonse Alban; 04-28-2014 at 09:03 PM.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-28-2014, 08:56 PM
First of all. Everything OP the faggot said in the original post is just straight out wrong.
First of all our word for "rape" is actually spelt "voldtægt" and not "viking."
Second: Global Warming is not a hoax. Get educated please, mormons.
Third: You guys need to learn how to use google. Our Prime minister "Lars Lykke Rasmussen" has never been in the Tour de France, you might be thinking of Michael Rasmussen. (just google it, I'm sure you're smart enough to figure it out)
Fourth: H.C. Andersen is one of the most famous authors in history, calling him Satan's son just shows how stupid you are.
Fifth: You're just jealous your parents didn't love you enough to get you legos.
Sixth!: Pippi is Swedish, you illiterate pig.
Seventh!: I don't even know what you're talking about dude...
Eighth: Why would gays rape a child when they can piffle eachother? Come on man, where's your logic.
Ninth: Our economy is one of the strongest, and stapile in Europe. High taxes makes sure we get free healthcare and education, something you Americans could learn from
Tenth: Dafuq dude o.0
Eleventh: You know, the bikes really contribute to the elimination of trafic in the city, I personally love them <3
and at last: Christianity sucks ass, Islam is where it's at boys!
Allah loves Denmark and will always protect it against Satan
This is all made up by SATAN and his OP who is from hell. DO NOT FALL FOR THE TRICK
by the way... OP is a fag...
*some Denmarkian gobbledygook removed*
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-28-2014, 09:17 PM
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Don't be silly. We are Christians, we are going to heaven. It's people like you living in islamofacist nations like Denmarkistan that will end up in hell.
Fear not, just because you are living in that third world country does not mean you are beyond hope. You can still be saved. You can still become American and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 06:42 AM
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Don't be silly. We are Christians, we are going to heaven. It's people like you living in islamofacist nations like Denmarkistan that will end up in hell.
Fear not, just because you are living in that third world country does not mean you are beyond hope. You can still be saved. You can still become American and accept Jesus as your personal Saviour
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Jesus is just a prophet, Allah is the one and only God
and you sir, can suck my left nut
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 06:50 AM
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and you sir, can suck my left nut
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I understand that my clean Christian look appeals to many heathens, but this is not some gaysexual dating forum. Besides, I am a Christian and happily married. Gaysexuality is also a sin. Maybe Jesus made you come to this forum because of this. There is still hope for you, you can leave your life in sin and become a Christian. We have an ex-gay program for sodomites like you.
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Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! -
04-29-2014, 07:22 AM
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I understand that my clean Christian look appeals to many heathens, but this is not some gaysexual dating forum. Besides, I am a Christian and happily married. Gaysexuality is also a sin. Maybe Jesus made you come to this forum because of this. There is still hope for you, you can leave your life in sin and become a Christian. We have an ex-gay program for sodomites like you.
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There's nothing appealing about you, broski.
Allah made you the ugly pig you are. And since you're a pig, you're also a dirty, filthy scum of the Earth.
Please seek Allah to make you look human again.
Allahu akbar
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