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Default "Kudzu Jesus": Blue-state false Christians worship a weed. - 06-30-2011, 07:03 PM

It's amazing what those who only think they are saved will worship, as long as it isn't Jesus. Apparently, people in the Obamolatrous state of North Carolina thought that this growth of weeds on a telephone pole was Our Lord Jesus Christ and nicknamed their new false god "Kudzu Jesus":

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Kent Hardison runs Ma's Hot Dog stand and a half mile from the vine and says he was getting ready to spray it with herbicide until he noticed the resemblance.

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"I glanced at it, and it looks like Jesus," Hardison said. "I thought, 'You can't spray Jesus with Roundup.' "
The weed worshipers didn't even know what kind of weed it was at first:
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Multiple sources told the Kinston Free Press that the vegetation, which has been dubbed "Kudzu Jesus" by locals, is actually made of trumpet vine. Trumpet vine is a wild vine known for blossoming trumpet-shaped petals.
While the "multiple sources" spotted the botanical error, people missed the much more important Biblical error:

Matt. 24:23-24: Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here [is] Christ, or there; believe [it] not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


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