Matthew 19:14
Quote:
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God
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Wait! Before you go and give away your hard earned fortune, take a moment to reflect on what Jesus really meant by this.
Did He say that it is
impossible for the financially blessed to enter into God's Kingdom?
NO, He did not...for with Christ, all things are possible...even probable!
Mark 10:27
Quote:
And Jesus looking upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible
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Jesus has provided us with the solution to this problem:
Supplies needed:
Camel
Water truck
Industrial meat grinder
Large vat
Pump
Surgical tubing of various gauges
Needle
Basically, what we want to create is a chunk-free camel slurry. I suggest a ratio of 1 part camel to 5 parts water, by volume.
Once the stupid beast has been reduced to the desired consistency, it is merely a matter of pumping the slurry through the tubing and
through the eye of the needle!
It could take several days or even weeks for the contents of the vat to be emptied, but it will be time well spent!
Fortunately, Jesus never specified what size needle should be used in this experiment, so let your conscience be your guide.