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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-11-2006, 05:40 PM

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Greeting and salutations. Merry met and blessed be. I'm Professor Darren Ingram-Myers, and I believe that my inner light (or as liberal Quakers would say, that of Mother/Father God in each of us) has led me to your forum to find a caring and inclusive community of faith.

A little about me: I teach cultural studies at a liberal-arts college. I figure that it's a good way to subvert the dominant paradigm of corporate conservative consumerist capitalism in the minds of today's youths. Since my students come almost exclusively from middle- to upper-income backgrounds, they have a dismayingly high rate of false consciousness, but then, it's in my job description to show them how to have right minds.

When I'm not teaching or writing articles for publication, I like to work for social justice, volunteer at the organic co-op (just a short ride on the No. 8 bus from the student ghetto, in case you'd like to stop by), and go mountain biking.

About the monicker: I used to be just plain old Darren Myers, but I decided to hyphenate the last name I got from my father with my wife's mother's maiden name to do my part against the patriarchy. I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?

Anyway, I look forward to dialoguing with all of you. Peace out!
I can't understand a word this young man is saying. Perhaps one of our True Christians might translate his message for us?


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-11-2006, 09:27 PM

My liberal gibberish isn't perfect, but I'll do my best to translate Mrs. Christianson.

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Greeting and salutations.

Translation: Hello, I'm a sinner

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Merry met and blessed be. I'm Professor Darren Ingram-Myers, and I believe that my inner light (or as liberal Quakers would say, that of Mother/Father God in each of us) has led me to your forum to find a caring and inclusive community of faith.

Translation: I'm a wicker who has come to try and pollute your Godly forum, and have been led by Satan himself.

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A little about me: I teach cultural studies at a liberal-arts college. I figure that it's a good way to subvert the dominant paradigm of corporate conservative consumerist capitalism in the minds of today's youths. Since my students come almost exclusively from middle- to upper-income backgrounds, they have a dismayingly high rate of false consciousness, but then, it's in my job description to show them how to have right minds.

Translation: I've been placed in a teaching position by the liberals and am working to destroy today's youth.

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When I'm not teaching or writing articles for publication, I like to work for social justice, volunteer at the organic co-op (just a short ride on the No. 8 bus from the student ghetto, in case you'd like to stop by), and go mountain biking.

Translation: I'm a bleeding heart, and I want to see if any True Christian women are stupid enough to come to where I live.

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About the monicker: I used to be just plain old Darren Myers, but I decided to hyphenate the last name I got from my father with my wife's mother's maiden name to do my part against the patriarchy. I guess that makes Myers my maiden name, doesn't it?

Translation: I'm a sissy half-man.

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Anyway, I look forward to dialoguing with all of you. Peace out!

Translation: I can't wait to annoy all of you with my rambling blasphemy.

I hope that helps.


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-11-2006, 10:02 PM

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Thank you. It's nice finally to encounter a voice of sanity here.

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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-12-2006, 03:40 AM

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Translation: I'm a sissy half-man.
Well, excuse me for not following your chest-thumping, testosterone-fueled vision of what a "real man" should be. Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-12-2006, 05:35 AM

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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-12-2006, 06:11 AM

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Maybe you should check out organizations like the National Organization for Men Against Sexism.
We are not sexist, we just know the place of men and women according to the bible.

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God


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We had only one child, since we both believe in limiting population growth, and yes, my wife did breast-feed Kayla. You didn't expect us to buy baby formula from some Third-World-pillaging corporation, did you?
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-12-2006, 09:08 PM

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Thank you for your welcome. No, I do not wear women's underwear. I believe in creating a safe and welcoming space for those who are called by their inner light to do so, as long as they do not buy it at a worker-exploiting Wal*Mart in the suburbs.

Regarding Mother/Father God: I know that the phallocracy has indoctrinated us into seeing the Deity in exclusively male terms in order to perpetuate the subjugation of women, but if God has created all of us in God's image, how can God be only a Father instead of a Mother/Father? I used to pray to "Our Father, who art in heaven," too, but through a process of spiritual enlightenment I realized that I was putting human, earthly limits on who God is.

Anyway, I must go soon. I have to prepare my lecture notes for a seminar on Derrida. Be well.
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-13-2006, 12:33 AM

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What school do you teach at?
Don't worry about it. It's a college and you will never see the inside of one.


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Don't worry about it. It's a college and you will never see the inside of one.
Now Pastor, be fair. She may be able to get a job at one cleaning toilets or something. Some of the medical colleges use mental midgets like ms.hellhole for medical experiments. Those are the only two ways I can imagine her getting into one.


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We had only one child, since we both believe in limiting population growth, and yes, my wife did breast-feed Kayla. You didn't expect us to buy baby formula from some Third-World-pillaging corporation, did you?
Please don't get offended, but do you and your family live in one of those hippie communities. If so, please give me directions on how to get there. If not.....maybe you should consider it??

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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-14-2006, 12:59 PM

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Thank you. It's nice finally to encounter a voice of sanity here.
The implication being that the rest of us do not represent a voice of sanity. A fine way to behave on the boards where you are a guest, Mr Ingram-Myers. Once again a liebral leopard has shown its true spots with in a very short time of arriving.

I suspect that you are just another foul minion of Satan here in an attempt to undermine the work of the Lord and throw our Holy boards into disarray. Your attempted aliance with the Godless Hippie-Wiccan Moonflower gives weight to this suspicion. It would not surprise me if you are not one of her companions from under the bridge in the forest come here to help her seduce our young away from Jesus.

Your talk of young people being able to explore their sexuality means simply that you encourage them to abandon themselves to their baser carnal lusts and indulge in fornication and even the abomination of unnatural affections -- Yes even Homerism itself. You are setting them on a path that will lead inevitably to destruction and the fires of damnation. Shame on you.


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You simple minded nancy boy. I asked do YOU breast feed your spawn?

It wouldn't surprise me if you were one of those homers who lactate and develop breast cancer.
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-14-2006, 11:26 PM

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Now Pastor, be fair. She may be able to get a job at one cleaning toilets or something. Some of the medical colleges use mental midgets like ms.hellhole for medical experiments. Those are the only two ways I can imagine her getting into one.
Haha! Very ****in' funny. But actually I have scholarships to quite a few.


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-14-2006, 11:38 PM

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Haha! Very ****in' funny. But actually I have scholarships to quite a few.
Yes, I can just imagine the quality of schools which may have offered you a scholarship:

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I don't think I'm going to agree with these people very often, but the racist and plutocratic oligarchs who wrote the U.S. Constitution to protect their interests did insert various provisions under which murder as a general matter is not a Federal matter. States' rights are an outmoded and oppressive policy, as is the denial of home rule to the District of Columbia.

It's only a federal matter if the murderer fleas the state.



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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-15-2006, 02:42 AM

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Yes, I can just imagine the quality of schools which may have offered you a scholarship:

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It's only a federal matter if the murderer fleas the state.
i sorrys Mr.Pistle, but i not see the problim wiv that there Miss.hellion post. my kittys get them murderin fleas all the times an i be thinkin it a mooslem conspircy that only them feds can solves!
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Please don't get offended, but do you and your family live in one of those hippie communities. If so, please give me directions on how to get there. If not.....maybe you should consider it??

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No offense taken, and thank you for your interest. We looked into a hippie community, but sadly, the entire hippie movement has been so co-opted and commodified that there isn't much point anymore. Also, the one that we looked at was a bit far from the Montessori school where we plan to enroll Kayla, and the closest "organic" food store was part of a huge conglomerate.
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You simple minded nancy boy. I asked do YOU breast feed your spawn?

It wouldn't surprise me if you were one of those homers who lactate and develop breast cancer.
Do you always feel that threatened when someone transgresses your notion of gender-appropriate behavior?
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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-20-2006, 01:31 AM

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No offense taken, and thank you for your interest. We looked into a hippie community, but sadly, the entire hippie movement has been so co-opted and commodified that there isn't much point anymore. Also, the one that we looked at was a bit far from the Montessori school where we plan to enroll Kayla, and the closest "organic" food store was part of a huge conglomerate.
I pity this Kayla.. From the bottom of my heart.
Poor child, being born to such parents.

Never will she learn her place of submission in the world.
Never will she know the pleasures of eating meat.

She will probably grow up to be a carpet munching junkie turning tricks on the corner.
You should be ashamed of yourself.


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Default Re: Hi, all. - 11-20-2006, 10:34 PM

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I pity this Kayla.. From the bottom of my heart.
Poor child, being born to such parents.

Never will she learn her place of submission in the world.
Never will she know the pleasures of eating meat.

She will probably grow up to be a carpet munching junkie turning tricks on the corner.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I got to admit Darren, meat isn't that bad. But, if that's what you're into, whatever. And Salvo Seeker: whether you're homo or heterosexual depends on your genetics, not where you grew up or who raised you.
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