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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 12:26 AM

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I'm not into bestiality, nor am I a witch.
It's all sin in God's eyes, so if you're going to commit the several dozen I'm sure you do each day, why not all of them?
And Jesus was born to a Jewish mother, which makes Him Jewish.
Since when? The joos can claim that's what makes someone a joo, but how and why did they come up with such a ridiculous way of deciding if someone's a joo or not? It all come back to reading the Bible, harlot.

Numbers 1:2 Take ye the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, after their families, by the house of their fathers, with the number of their names, every male by their polls;
1:3 From twenty years old and upward, all that are able to go forth to war in Israel: thou and Aaron shall number them by their armies.
1:4 And with you there shall be a man of every tribe; every one head of the house of his fathers.

Where does it say anything about mothers there? Everyone is counted based on the fathers and sons.

Read the Bible, both Testaments. Read all the "begats". Father begat son. The joos even have it in their bastardized version of the Old Testament.
So why, out of the blue, did they decide that suddenly it's the mother that decides if one is a joo or not?
I can only think of one reason. So that they can claim that Jesus is a joo. He was the prophesied Messiah who they turned their backs on and then had temporarily killed, but they know what they did and they knew they would be made to pay for it through the centuries. If they lied and said they didn't kill Jesus, but nobody bought it, they needed something to fall back on. And so they had to claim The Lord is a joo, and that would only work if they could convince people that joodayism comes from the mother, that mother begat son.
It sure worked on you. Wow, don't you feel foolish now, falling for such nonsense?


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 03:13 AM

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Since when? The joos can claim that's what makes someone a joo, but how and why did they come up with such a ridiculous way of deciding if someone's a joo or not? It all come back to reading the Bible, harlot.

Numbers 1:2 Take ye the sum of all the congregation of the children of Israel, after their families, by the house of their fathers, with the number of their names, every male by their polls;
1:3 From twenty years old and upward, all that are able to go forth to war in Israel: thou and Aaron shall number them by their armies.
1:4 And with you there shall be a man of every tribe; every one head of the house of his fathers.

Where does it say anything about mothers there? Everyone is counted based on the fathers and sons.

Read the Bible, both Testaments. Read all the "begats". Father begat son. The joos even have it in their bastardized version of the Old Testament.
So why, out of the blue, did they decide that suddenly it's the mother that decides if one is a joo or not?
I can only think of one reason. So that they can claim that Jesus is a joo. He was the prophesied Messiah who they turned their backs on and then had temporarily killed, but they know what they did and they knew they would be made to pay for it through the centuries. If they lied and said they didn't kill Jesus, but nobody bought it, they needed something to fall back on. And so they had to claim The Lord is a joo, and that would only work if they could convince people that joodayism comes from the mother, that mother begat son.
It sure worked on you. Wow, don't you feel foolish now, falling for such nonsense?

Depends on whch branch of Judaism you follow
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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 01:19 PM

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Depends on whch branch of Judaism you follow
http://www.answers.com/topic/who-is-a-jew
In case you hadn't heard, we DON'T follow ANY branch of joo-ism. They killed our Savior.


We are Christians, like Christ.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 01:48 PM

Can we all drop this now! She didn't even win. Miss Japan won!! *waves Japanese flag* Yay Riyo Mori!!! http://tv.yahoo.com/miss-universe-20...e_dc__ER:14501
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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 02:34 PM

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In case you hadn't heard, we DON'T follow ANY branch of joo-ism. They killed our Savior.


We are Christians, like Christ.
Actually, crucifixion was a Roman method of execution. If the Jews had killed him, they would have stoned him to death.
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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 04:56 PM

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I'm not into bestiality, nor am I a witch.
And Jesus was born to a Jewish mother, which makes him Jewish.
Friend, are you a racist? I was born to a Joo wench, but I'm no penny-pinching yid.
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Read the Bible, both Testaments. Read all the "begats". Father begat son. The joos even have it in their bastardized version of the Old Testament.
So why, out of the blue, did they decide that suddenly it's the mother that decides if one is a joo or not?
I can only think of one reason. So that they can claim that Jesus is a joo. He was the prophesied Messiah who they turned their backs on and then had temporarily killed, but they know what they did and they knew they would be made to pay for it through the centuries. If they lied and said they didn't kill Jesus, but nobody bought it, they needed something to fall back on. And so they had to claim The Lord is a joo, and that would only work if they could convince people that joodayism comes from the mother, that mother begat son.
Actually, I'd always thought it started because the filthy Jewesses whored themselves around so much that it was totally impossible to tell who the father was, and thus whether the father was Jewish or not.
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Actually, crucifixion was a Roman method of execution. If the Jews had killed him, they would have stoned him to death.
The Jews manipulated the Romans into doing it. Yids getting others to do their dirty work is hardly news.


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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 05:02 PM

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Friend, are you a racist? I was born to a Joo wench, but I'm no penny-pinching yid.

Theologically, you may be Christian, but ethnically, you're Jewish.

Actually, I'd always thought it started because the filthy Jewesses whored themselves around so much that it was totally impossible to tell who the father was, and thus whether the father was Jewish or not.

You mean like Jesus' mama?

The Jews manipulated the Romans into doing it. Yids getting others to do their dirty work is hardly news.
The Romans were an occupying force. They wild hardly have taken orders from the people whose land they were occupying.
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Theologically, you may be Christian, but ethnically, you're Jewish.
I knew it! You are a racist! Get thee gone, you vile nazi dog!
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You mean like Jesus' mama?
There's a reason why we don't worship her. And no, to pre-empt your next question, there is no doubt whatsoever about Jesus' parentage. Things are different when GOD gets involved.
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The Romans were an occupying force. They wild hardly have taken orders from the people whose land they were occupying.
Friend, it's hardly possible to have a stable, long-lasting occupation if everyone in the country hates you, is it? The Romans were smart enough to co-operate with the Joos on issues they could care less about, like killing Jesus, in order to gain their consent for the continuing occupation. If they didn't do that, then things would just have been some wild bloodbath with hook-nosed insurgents running around all over the place.


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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I knew it! You are a racist! Get thee gone, you vile nazi dog!

How exactly does that make me racist? And it's kind of odd to hear accusations of racism from someone who refers to black people as "porch monkeys," "tar babies," and "Nigras." I'd be racist if I referred to you as a "thieving Yid." Oh, wait a minute, that's how YOU refer to Jewish people. You want to see a racist, look in a mirror.

There's a reason why we don't worship her. And no, to pre-empt your next question, there is no doubt whatsoever about Jesus' parentage. Things are different when GOD gets involved.

Claiming immaculate conception would be a handy way to avoid criticism for an unplanned pregnancy.

Friend, it's hardly possible to have a stable, long-lasting occupation if everyone in the country hates you, is it? The Romans were smart enough to co-operate with the Joos on issues they could care less about, like killing Jesus, in order to gain their consent for the continuing occupation. If they didn't do that, then things would just have been some wild bloodbath with hook-nosed insurgents running around all over the place.
Since when does an occupying force ask for the consent of the country it invades? And why is it that when the people who actually own the land fight back against the invaders, they're the ones who are seen as the bad guys?
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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 05:58 PM

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How exactly does that make me racist? And it's kind of odd to hear accusations of racism from someone who refers to black people as "porch monkeys," "tar babies," and "Nigras." I'd be racist if I referred to you as a "thieving Yid." Oh, wait a minute, that's how YOU refer to Jewish people. You want to see a racist, look in a mirror.
I bet if yo momma read that post, she be ashamed on account that she fo'got to raise you right. It be bad enough that you is sassin' Brotha Temperance, but then you has to go and add yo racist comments to it. You is living proof that the unsaved ain't got no manners.

As fo' that language that BT use to talk about black folk, it do not be racist if it be fact. Turn on the BET channel (which I has banned from my house) sometime and you is gonna see "people" of color hootin' and hollerin' and wavin' they arms around like they is a buncha gorillas up in there. And compare a black person who have found the Lord (like Condomleeza) to a black "person" like that foul moutheded 50 Cent. It be like comparin' "Godly" to "Ignant". And as fo' "thieving Yid", that hardly be a racist comments. My husband (soon-to-be baby's daddy ) be a ex-joo, and if you axe him, he will openly admit that that be what he was befo'e he had found the Lord!
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Except that the Bible clearly state it had been God that had made her with chile (Baby Jesus).
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Well, actually, our Godly President had politely axed Iraq fo' they consent to invade, if you remembers. But they just kept sassin' him (as them Mooselimbs is wont to do), so he had to take matters into his own hands. Can't nobody ever say that GWB din't try to be nice to them folk. And as fo' yo second question, the answer be that the folk who is invaded is usually terrorists. This definitely had done did been the case when the Romans took over the joos, just as it had done did been the case when GWB decided to conquer the Mooselimbs. Praise!


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Since when does an occupying force ask for the consent of the country it invades? And why is it that when the people who actually own the land fight back against the invaders, they're the ones who are seen as the bad guys?
Curiously the Romans were invited in by the Jews; there were two rivals for the Jewish throne, one of them wall walled up in the Temple in Jerusalem so his rival invited Pompey the Great to intervene. Pompey did, stormed the temple, executed the other claimant and made Judah a Roman client state.

The Jews manipulated the Romans into killing Jesus because they told the Romans Jesus was about to lead a revolt against the Jewish upper class. The Romans thought they were doing the upper class Jews a favor.

People are wrong to revolt when they revolt for the wrong reasons. The Jews who revolted in 80 AD were wrong because they revolted against oppressive taxes from the Romans. They should have been revolting because the Romans were evil baby eating pagans. That’s why God let the Romans win.



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Default Re: Ganga Cultess Wants to Conquer Universe - 05-29-2007, 06:10 PM

I was married to a Joo-ish woman at one time (thus why in my intro thread I said I was divorced - thank God). Very, very bright woman, she was a musician, computer programmer, spoke several languages, college teacher, mathematician, 4.0 grade average, attended school at a church school...etc, she was a genius. However, dispite all her beauty and brains she was of the inclination we were put here by aliens and that someday the Lord would return to rature us in the form of little big eyed gray people in a space craft. Huh...I tried to convince her otherwise but she was to stubbord and ignorant to listen to me. Oh well, prolly good I divorced her, I dont think the Lord would be happy about me keeping a wife with such rediculous beliefs.
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I was married to a Joo-ish woman at one time (thus why in my intro thread I said I was divorced - thank God). Very, very bright woman, she was a musician, computer programmer, spoke several languages, college teacher, mathematician, 4.0 grade average, attended school at a church school...etc, she was a genius. However, dispite all her beauty and brains she was of the inclination we were put here by aliens and that someday the Lord would return to rature us in the form of little big eyed gray people in a space craft. Huh...I tried to convince her otherwise but she was to stubbord and ignorant to listen to me. Oh well, prolly good I divorced her, I dont think the Lord would be happy about me keeping a wife with such rediculous beliefs.
What kind of husband were you? You should have beat that nonsense out of her silly femine head. Anyway your story shows why women shouldn't be taught to read.



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I bet if yo momma read that post, she be ashamed on account that she fo'got to raise you right. It be bad enough that you is sassin' Brotha Temperance, but then you has to go and add yo racist comments to it. You is living proof that the unsaved ain't got no manners.

My mama raised me just fine, thanks. And if you will go back and compare posts from this and other threads, you will see that HE is the one that considers black people inferior to white.

As fo' that language that BT use to talk about black folk, it do not be racist if it be fact. Turn on the BET channel (which I has banned from my house) sometime and you is gonna see "people" of color hootin' and hollerin' and wavin' they arms around like they is a buncha gorillas up in there. And compare a black person who have found the Lord (like Condomleeza) to a black "person" like that foul moutheded 50 Cent. It be like comparin' "Godly" to "Ignant". And as fo' "thieving Yid", that hardly be a racist comments. My husband (soon-to-be baby's daddy ) be a ex-joo, and if you axe him, he will openly admit that that be what he was befo'e he had found the Lord!

Actually, I find most sitcoms to be inane, regardless of the race of the characters. And I have no use for rap, regardless of the race of the rapper. Most of the lyrics are incomprehensible, and when they're not, they're either demeaning to women, or just plain stupid. Give me the songs of Leonard Cohen or Edith Piaf any day.

Except that the Bible clearly state it had been God that had made her with chile (Baby Jesus).

Which was written long after the fact and long before DNA testing would have been available to tell us where that Y chromosome came from.

Well, actually, our Godly President had politely axed Iraq fo' they consent to invade, if you remembers. But they just kept sassin' him (as them Mooselimbs is wont to do), so he had to take matters into his own hands. Can't nobody ever say that GWB din't try to be nice to them folk. And as fo' yo second question, the answer be that the folk who is invaded is usually terrorists. This definitely had done did been the case when the Romans took over the joos, just as it had done did been the case when GWB decided to conquer the Mooselimbs. Praise!
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What a hideous beast! With that flat nose, those giant lips, and those bulging eyes, she looks like the offspring of a frog and a monkey (would evolutionists consider that parent-child incest?) And why is there a Portuguese Man-O-War on her head?


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What a hideous beast! With that flat nose, those giant lips, and those bulging eyes, she looks like the offspring of a frog and a monkey (would evolutionists consider that parent-child incest?) And why is there a Portuguese Man-O-War on her head?
Amen Sister! That is exactly what I was thinkin'.

Can you imagine what the contraption on her head must SMELL like. How could she wash it? It looks like Medusa's doo wrapped in a Messian flag.

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Amen Sister! That is exactly what I was thinkin'.

Can you imagine what the contraption on her head must SMELL like. How could she wash it? It looks like Medusa's doo wrapped in a Messian flag.

There is nothing beautiful about her. To me, she is downright scary!
Sister Thumper, the disturbing truth is not pretty. I have it on good authority that those uppity spear chuckers from Jamaica actually NEVER wash or even comb their hair. That's how they get it in that God awful knotted-up mess. The only time they "bathe" is when they urinate on each other. Worse yet, their "Rasterfairy" preachers claim that all this is sanctioned by God in the Holy Bible. Since not a one of them can read, no one can check for themselves. Its an unholy nightmare down there.


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Sister Thumper, the disturbing truth is not pretty. I have it on good authority that those uppity spear chuckers from Jamaica actually NEVER wash or even comb their hair. That's how they get it in that God awful knotted-up mess. The only time they "bathe" is when they urinate on each other. Worse yet, their "Rasterfairy" preachers claim that all this is sanctioned by God in the Holy Bible. Since not a one of them can read, no one can check for themselves. Its an unholy nightmare down there.
Actually, dreadlocks are usually made by putting wax into your hair and twisting the hair into knots, to my knowledge. And there is a such thing as shampoo to keep one's hair clean.

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Actually, dreadlocks are usually made by putting wax into your hair and twisting the hair into knots, to my knowledge. And there is a such thing as shampoo to keep one's hair clean.
That's because you only know other overweight pasty white gothtards. If one of you actually met one of the Rasta demons you claim to worship, I bet you'd run a mile, unless you were too busy being raped left, right and centre.


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