Taxi driver beat his wife, then discovered it is better to enter heaven with one eye than hell with two
This former no-good, atheist, communist, indian wife-beater used to beat his wife, not for godly reasons but because he was a drunken atheist communist bastard with no morals and a bottomless pit of anger and self-loathing. He hated Jesus so much he refused to let her read her Holy Bible, forcing her to do so when he wasn't around. Well, one night when he was drunk, he beat her within an inch of her life, took off in his taxi,
and Jesus took the wheel!
Praise Jesus!
Rewarding the faithful wife for remaining submissive (1 Corinthians 11:3), for not giving up on the promises found only in the Holy Bible, Jesus orchestrated an epic car crash that specifically claimed the eyeball of the drunken husband. Imagine the man's relief to learn that even when he was a sinner, Jesus loved him enough to have died for him (Romans 5:8), and also enough to pluck his eye out for him.
And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye,
rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.
Matthew 18:9