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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-06-2006, 06:14 PM

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Were you talking to me, sister SUV?
My God NO, Brother Tommy, you are such a cute little beagle hound!

No, indeed; I addressed the Sinful "Goth" who dared to say, uh, whatever it was he said.
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My God NO, Brother Tommy, you are such a cute little beagle hound!

No, indeed; I addressed the Sinful "Goth" who dared to say, uh, whatever it was he said.
I believe he said:

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Woe to you all. I'm going to go cut myself and lose myself in the pain.
Woe to us, should he miss a vein.

A few other lines inspired by Kvetch:

Heaven it waits not for him
Also not for Mr. DIM;

Girlie-man cleaves to tard-Goth
drawn the way light draws a moth!

Not too late, both can be saved
if they give up thoughts depraved.

I do hold out little hope;
at least they don't worship the Pope!

Jesus can save, He's no fake!
Otherwise, burn in Hell's lake!
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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-06-2006, 08:18 PM

...and to all MERRY CHRISTMAS and to all a Good night!!!
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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-06-2006, 10:41 PM

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...and to all MERRY CHRISTMAS and to all a Good night!!!
What's there to be merry about? The Christmas season is the most depressing of all. The highest suicide rates of any time throughout the year.

Jesus was a bastard jew conceived out of the adultery of himself with his own mother; an incest spawned prophet who married and had sex with woman named Mary who the church claims was a prostitute. Maybe you should celebrate his birthday by screwing your own parents and giving birth to your illegitimate selves. Woe to you all... pfft, comformist.
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What's there to be merry about? The Christmas season is the most depressing of all. The highest suicide rates of any time throughout the year.

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Hey, person whose name sounds like a cat coughing up a hairball, I have a lovely Christmas present that's sure to brighten your mood. Can you guess what it is? That's right — a batch of shiny infraction points for blaspheming against Our Lord Jesus Christ! Maybe you can use them to decorate your parents' basement or wherever you live.


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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-07-2006, 12:20 AM

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Jesus was a bastard jew conceived out of the adultery of himself with his own mother; an incest spawned prophet who married and had sex with woman named Mary who the church claims was a prostitute.
You're wrong and I can prove it! Baby Jesus was a SNAIL and He likes to be addressed as "Sluggo!"

(No, wait a minute....I think we had gone beyond that....?)

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What's there to be merry about? The Christmas season is the most depressing of all. The highest suicide rates of any time throughout the year.

Join in the fun! Conform!! See you in Faces of Dead Goths 3!

Jesus was a bastard jew conceived out of the adultery of himself with his own mother; an incest spawned prophet who married and had sex with woman named Mary who the church claims was a prostitute.
So your Bible says Jesus impregnated His own mother with Himself?

That's an interesting take on the whole Nativity story. What version are you reading, son? Certainly not the KJV1611.
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So your Bible says Jesus impregnated His own mother with Himself?

That's an interesting take on the whole Nativity story. What version are you reading, son? Certainly not the KJV1611.
Actually, Bobby Joe assured me he/you guys/theKJV1611 believe that very thing.



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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-07-2006, 04:04 AM

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Wow, someone finally gets it. We can break the cycle by liberating ourselves from the false consciousness imposed on us by the corporate plutocracy. You should take some classes in postmodern cultural studies and then join the movement for social change.
Traditional schooling is a useless tool of the conformists to create arbitrary criterion for the rendering of qualifications to the wealthy. Math, Science, Physics: What is it to the commoner? Another blood sucking tool of the conformist fat cats to soak the livelihood out of their fellow dogs. Woe to them. College?... Studies?... pfft... What a joke. Who needs a class to see that life sucks and humans all deserve a slinet oblivion in death. Woe to humanity.
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Traditional schooling is a useless tool of the conformists to create arbitrary criterion for the rendering of qualifications to the wealthy. Math, Science, Physics: What is it to the commoner? Another blood sucking tool of the conformist fat cats to soak the livelihood out of their fellow dogs. Woe to them. College?... Studies?... pfft... What a joke. Who needs a class to see that life sucks and humans all deserve a slinet oblivion in death. Woe to humanity.
You know, depressed and psychotic as you may seem, many of your facts are correct. With a little help, you could be a TrueChristian.
Traditional schooling is a tool to make people conform to the Scientitians' evilutionist views, and lure people away from God. That's why TrueChristians homeschool their kids. Also, most humans do deserve to be obliterated, and they will burn in Hell. As for your depressing world view, as long as their are goth punks like you to make fun of, there's still good in the world.


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Traditional schooling is a useless tool of the conformists to create arbitrary criterion for the rendering of qualifications to the wealthy. Math, Science, Physics: What is it to the commoner? Another blood sucking tool of the conformist fat cats to soak the livelihood out of their fellow dogs. Woe to them. College?... Studies?... pfft... What a joke. Who needs a class to see that life sucks and humans all deserve a slinet oblivion in death. Woe to humanity.
Who said anything about math, science, and physics? I agree that those are constructs of the hegemonic overclass. I was talking about things that matter to the real lives of the common people, like deconstructionism.
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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-07-2006, 04:51 PM

All "schooling" except that based on the holy Bible (KJV16111 ONLY!) is of the world (ie satan), and one should never engage in such..

Home schooling is the way to go:
Learning Gods truth in an all-Christian environment.
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Actually, Bobby Joe assured me he/you guys/theKJV1611 believe that very thing.
How dare you suggest there something wrong with God impregnating Mary with Himself. This is not some secular humanist Atheistic wicker thing were incest is mandatory. This is God saving He creation we are talking about.



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(See? Here we go again. This Homer! "Kecht", whose Name sounds like Part #1 of a sneeze, and by the way, God Bless You!, has once again attracted that awful girlie-man in here! And no matter what I do or say, I still can't get him to wink at me!!!)
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I would like to share with you the sad truth of Gothic Science.....
I'm not sure how, but somewhere in your frightful rant you insulted precious kitties. Is it not enough that you're going to hell, but on the way you have to insult the poor innocent kittens?

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How dare you suggest there something wrong with God impregnating Mary with Himself. This is not some secular humanist Atheistic wicker thing were incest is mandatory. This is God saving He creation we are talking about.
PRAISE JESUS and AMEN, Bobby-Joe!

Who but God could Save God's Creation from eternal punishment in the Hell that God created to punish those who were Unsaved by God?!

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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-13-2006, 04:05 AM

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How dare you suggest there something wrong with God impregnating Mary with Himself. This is not some secular humanist Atheistic wicker thing were incest is mandatory. This is God saving He creation we are talking about.
Bwahahaha.
Incest is not mandatory to anyone (except maybe it was to the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt but that's another story).
Point being incest is incest, and it seems that while incest within direct family is frowned upon in the bible (ie mother, father, sister, brother) after that it seems the bible has no problem with incest, even encourages relations with cousins.
And the whole 'your god impregnated his own mother'.......Oedipus ripoff, anyone??



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Default Re: The Sad Truth - 12-13-2006, 05:07 AM

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Bwahahaha.
Incest is not mandatory to anyone (except maybe it was to the Pharaohs of Ancient Egypt but that's another story).
Point being incest is incest, and it seems that while incest within direct family is frowned upon in the bible (ie mother, father, sister, brother) after that it seems the bible has no problem with incest, even encourages relations with cousins.
And the whole 'your god impregnated his own mother'.......Oedipus ripoff, anyone??
Well, MRS. Rachael, I don't know much about ripping off an Octopus, but I do know a bit about the Bible and incest.

So, Mrs. Wicker-Who-Knows-The-Bible, you show me exactly where the Bible "frowns upon" incest within the immediate family. Go ahead. I can think of only one verse. Then I'll show YOU multiple instances where some of God's Favorite People "keep it in the family".
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