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Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man -
01-18-2013, 04:57 AM
While the police see THIS as a crime, I see it as a genuine miracle. How else could you explain a woman impregnated by a dead man?
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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman
The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
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I can't find anything against this in the Holy Bible....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man -
01-18-2013, 07:57 AM
It sounds disgusting, but if God thought it was a perverse abomination like this pathetic "man love let's get married" craze that's sweeping the nation He'd have said...
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Location: Returned from studying the negro in Africa.
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Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man -
01-18-2013, 08:05 AM
Was the not quite dead yet man married? If he was not, and the young mother was not betrothed, I believe that a wedding is in order, so as not to have yet another bastard birthed into the world.
And speaking as a Scientheist, if a man can perform his husbandly duties, he is not Biblically dead.
And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Matthew 27:51-53
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man -
01-18-2013, 05:44 PM
I think it as part of Gods Plan. Obviously, Jesus was not done with the poor fellow and Satan stole his soul. It just proves that God has almighty power and we are little more than vessels to contain His Love.
I hear about this sort of thing from time to time but most folks do not want to talk about it, as if there is shame in the Wisdom of God.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Posts: 10,391
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Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England
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Re: Missouri Miracle: Woman Becomes With Child From Dead Man -
01-18-2013, 06:02 PM
I'm in total agreement with Professor Bessemer here; I think we need to think of the child and get him made legitimate. The man can't be married already because his wife is now a widow if he ever was so it's not adultery as such. Therefore we need to get them married and get his next of kin to sign some sort of certificate that the son isn't a bastard because they accept him into their family. We can still save a soul for Jesus if these meddling police are thwarted.
This miracle is being fouled up by do-gooders. The world is going downhill rapidly.
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