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Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-12-2016, 08:47 PM
I mean, isn't this all a little familiar? Some of you spring chickens may not remember, but back in the 1980s, a ton of celebrities mysteriously fell ill with "pneumonia" before dropping dead. The culprit, of course, was AIDS. It got to the point where anytime someone looked sick in photos or on TV, AIDS speculation soon began. And this desperate attempt by Hillary's handlers to disguise her rapidly failing health, capped off today with a diagnosis of -- what else -- pneumonia, is giving me some major déjà vu.
Seizures? Uncontrolled coughing? Stumbling and passing out in 75-degree daylight? These are not the symptoms of an otherwise healthy person who's come down with a bug. They indicate a severe, chronic illness, and all of them can be caused by HIV. Although treatment has improved, AIDS is still a deadly disease that wreaks havoc on the body, especially for those infected before today's drugs were developed. Symptoms like pneumonia and seizures are characteristic of the late stage of infection, in which patients are highly contagious and approaching death's door. Don't be surprised if the Dems have plotted all along to get her into the White House just before she keels over, possibly to set up an Obama third term.
It is easy enough to guess how she could have caught it. Slick Willy is a most notorious philanderer who has probably bedded thousands of women, including black women -- and, one must imagine, shemales. (He's not looking so great these days, either.) Hillary herself is widely speculated to be a lesbian. According to Sandy Rios of the American Family Association, she is a bona fide pervert who "embraces every sexual deviancy you can imagine." If you ask me, she was infected by this Hottentot Venus, during a tryst at a sultry South African nightclub.
Regardless of the how and when, we know the why: she is paying the wages of sin. And we cannot have a President with AIDS. Anyone scratched or bitten during one of her fits is at risk of infection; even shaking her hand or using the toilet seat after her could be risky. To tell you the truth, I always suspected Barack Obama of having the disease, as most gay black men do, and I believe we'll be hearing more about this as his lovers come out of the woodwork. But the symptoms Hillary shows are beyond mere suspicion. They are as clear as day, and the voting public ignores them at its own peril.
The leader of the free world must be healthy, wealthy and wise. The only candidate we can be sure is 100% AIDS-free is Donald Trump. Even during the excesses of his youth, God protected him from venereal disease, knowing the crucial role he was to play in the Divine Plan. I hope you'll keep this in mind when you cast your ballot.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-12-2016, 09:14 PM
I read it on the Internet, so it has to be true. Hillary Clinton has AIDS.
As only doomed sinners get AIDS. It's yet more proof Hillary Clinton has been sent by Satan to take away our guns and raise our taxes.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-13-2016, 03:22 AM
She should be put on the AIDS Mapper for the safety of everyone around her.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-13-2016, 03:57 AM
I am inviting all of my white friends to get out of the basket of deplorables and get in the basket of Hillary Clinton. She is in solidarity with the people and against the old white men. I do not believe she has aids or any other disease. She is very healthy and well qualified to be the president of America.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-13-2016, 04:13 AM
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[...]She is very healthy and well qualified to be the president of America.
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Hello Rastafari,
Be honest: With or without good health Clinton is not the right candidate. Btw, what is Pastor Zeke doing? Is there going to be another independent candidate?
Kind regards,
Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-18-2016, 11:09 PM
I will not vote for Hilary untill she confesses that there is a
spaghetti monster as our lord and savior.
Roland your words have inspired me to convert from being
a Cathlick into becoming a pastafarian.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-19-2016, 03:08 AM
Any rational minded person with an ounce of common sense knows that we need a healthy person to lead our nation. Hillary has her monthly curse to make her ill and indisposed, plus she has pneumonia, seizures, and AIDS. Obviously, it's clear who our healthy candidate -- our steak-eating, right wing, Christian Donald J. Trump!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-19-2016, 03:35 AM
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Any rational minded person with an ounce of common sense knows that we need a healthy person to lead our nation. Hillary has her monthly curse to make her ill and indisposed, plus she has pneumonia, seizures, and AIDS. Obviously, it's clear who our healthy candidate -- our steak-eating, right wing, Christian Donald J. Trump!
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Landover Baptist Church's very own Pastor Deacon Fred echoed some of those very concerns 9 years ago when Hillary was running against Obama in the presidential primaries. Things have only gotten worse because of Obama.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-28-2016, 05:38 PM
I would love an HIV-positive president! It would do so much to dispel the stigma surrounding this "disease." But alas, your post is utterly problematic, starting with your use of the term AIDS. No one "has AIDS." It is an outdated medical term and a slur (with racist and homophobic connotations) that has no place in conversation in 2016. Instead, you could ask if she is poz or virally enhanced.
The tone of your post in general reeks of serophobia -- that is, fear and prejudice based on HIV status. There is no way to know if someone is poz without a test, no matter what symptoms they may show. I can't believe I have to explain this, but dancing with black ladies is also not an indicator of a person's status. Again, it would be fantastic if Hillary was positive, but all I'm seeing here is speculation based on some very ugly, bigoted ideas about what HIV is, who gets it, and why. (Hint: there is no "why." Anyone can get it and medical conditions are not moral punishments.)
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-28-2016, 06:37 PM
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I would love an HIV-positive president! It would do so much to dispel the stigma surrounding this "disease." But alas, your post is utterly problematic, starting with your use of the term AIDS. No one "has AIDS." It is an outdated medical term and a slur (with racist and homophobic connotations) that has no place in conversation in 2016. Instead, you could ask if she is poz or virally enhanced.
The tone of your post in general reeks of serophobia -- that is, fear and prejudice based on HIV status. There is no way to know if someone is poz without a test, no matter what symptoms they may show. I can't believe I have to explain this, but dancing with black ladies is also not an indicator of a person's status. Again, it would be fantastic if Hillary was positive, but all I'm seeing here is speculation based on some very ugly, bigoted ideas about what HIV is, who gets it, and why. (Hint: there is no "why." Anyone can get it and medical conditions are not moral punishments.)
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Welcome to Landover Baptist Church Alex - and grab a handful of Skittles (or is it a bag of those W. Edwards Deming marbles). Pray tell us when it is that you will get one of those "Islamophobic" moments? Is it when they start yelling "Allahu Akbar", or perhaps when that blade comes down on your neck to behead you? Maybe it's when that shockwave hits you from that activated bomb vest goes off that was hidden under that burka. Then again, you may have already converted and have nothing to fear.
You do bring up an interesting point though - in addition to her e-mails, we should be demanding that Hillary release the results of her AIDS test.
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brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-29-2016, 03:55 AM
Of course she has aids. How else could you explain her pure stupidity? Thank you for bringing this up. For anyone who hasn't voted yet, I hope they see your wonderful post and know that the right one to vote for starts with a "D" and ends with a "onald Trump"
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-30-2016, 12:05 PM
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I would love an HIV-positive president! It would do so much to dispel the stigma surrounding this "disease." . . .
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And once the stigma was dispelled, would everyone rush out to get some for themselves?
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The tone of your post in general reeks of serophobia -- that is, fear and prejudice based on HIV status.
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You must be making that up! Please do us the service of remaining in the realm of actual reality. We are here to discuss the Bible, after all, and it's never-changing relevance to our lives.
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Have you tried telling her that? No doubt she would appreciate the sentiment.
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medical conditions are not moral punishments.
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All physical aliments and frailty are moral punishments for Eve's transgression in the Garden. As this verse from the second chapter of Genesis clearly indicates:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die
Now we see in this verse that we weren't supposed to sicken or incur injuries or age or die at all. Death is the punishment that the Lord, in His Moral Perfection, had to lay upon us for disobeying His one Command and becoming morally imperfect.
And that, my friend, is why we are all in this mess. It certainly explains AIDS. It doesn't entirely explain Hillary Clinton. But, thankfully, God has given us so much more Bible to work with than Genesis alone.
And if God has given Hillary AIDS, then His Work there is nearly done.
Contentedly Yours,
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-30-2016, 02:17 PM
No one in the Hillary Campaign has aids because we have all been given immunity. It is very scientific and it even wards off old diseased white men who want to incarcerate Black men. Hillary will generously share this immunity with everyone when she is elected to be the president.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-30-2016, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
No one in the Hillary Campaign has aids because we have all been given immunity. It is very scientific and it even wards off old diseased white men who want to incarcerate Black men. Hillary will generously share this immunity with everyone when she is elected to be the president.
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Mr. Rastafari, why are you in the Hellary Clinton campaign. It's not like it matters anyways. God wants Trump to win, so he's gonna.
Please stop being racist towards white men and attempting to prove things with science. Blacks and science offend God very much.
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Re: Does Hillary Clinton have AIDS? -
09-30-2016, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
No one in the Hillary Campaign has aids because we have all been given immunity. It is very scientific and it even wards off old diseased white men who want to incarcerate Black men. Hillary will generously share this immunity with everyone when she is elected to be the president.
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You are either delusional or prone to mockery. Please bear in mind this verse from Galatians:
7. Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
This verse explains that you, in particular, should not play your little games with God here on our forum and that those who contract AIDS are only reaping what was sown by their immoral behavior.
Furthermore, as we are told by the Apostle Paul in the sixth chapter of his letter to the gathering of saints in Rome:
23. For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
This should let you know that the payment for your campaign work on behalf of Hillary will be worthless. Not only will you be stiffed when she loses, but there will no immunity from God's Wrath in the form of physical death and never-ending torment in hell.
As for your claims of "science", you haven't got a leg to stand on, not even the two legs that "science" says you inherited from some supposed "missing link" ancestor.
Give up your silly foolishness and discern the Bible word for word. Then you will be counted among the wise, rather than among the afflicted.
Exhortingly Yours,
Handmaiden
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