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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-19-2007, 03:34 AM
Praise Jesus, Brother Carlton, that is a fine boy you're raising!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-20-2007, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Sista Lateefah
Here be my little conterbution. I calls it "debbil in nappy-headed ho form". Praise!
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Did the people on this site brainwash you? Your being rather racist to your own race?
Is adult entertainment killing our kids, Or are adults killing our kids for entertainment?
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-20-2007, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Carlton Green
My son drew this:
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Your sons deranged, seek a mental health hospital.
Just kidding thats pretty freakin funny!
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-20-2007, 09:34 PM
I'm not very good at drawing, but I would imagine Satan having the face of the pope, the mouth of Nancy Pelosi, the voice of Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy's blotchy complexion, the brain of Michael Moore, the moral compass of Al Sharpton, and the sex drive of Bill Clinton.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-21-2007, 05:25 AM
Satan:
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-21-2007, 05:27 AM
Boy, you didn't draw that. Don't lie to Jesus!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-21-2007, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Boy, you didn't draw that. Don't lie to Jesus!
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You're right, I didn't draw it, I painted it.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-21-2007, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Joo
You're right, I didn't draw it, I painted it.
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Liar. God hates a liar.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-21-2007, 09:40 PM
Just look in the mirror and sketch yourself.
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Satan takes many formes after all.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-21-2007, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Liar. God hates a liar.
Proverbs 6
[16] These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
[17] A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
[18] An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
[19] A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
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You can believe what you want good sir, after all I'm not one to judge, though I am an artist.
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-23-2007, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Shallow-izer
Just look in the mirror and sketch yourself.
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Satan takes many formes after all.
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It's possible he did that and forgot to put on his human skin and wound up painting his true jooish self.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-23-2007, 02:58 AM
Introducing, the one, the only..... DEVIL!!!!
Ran into a small problem. He doesn't exist.
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." ~Albert Einstein
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-23-2007, 03:59 AM
If there WAS a devil, I think this is what he'd look like.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-23-2007, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Shallow-izer
If there WAS a devil, I think this is what he'd look like.
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Hot damn (no pun intended), that's better than mine.
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
06-23-2007, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Joo
Hot damn (no pun intended), that's better than mine.
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Thanks.
I worked REALLY hard to use MS paint to make that.
But the glory of Me shall forever outshadow these false idols.
PRAISE ME!!!!
(By eating a cookie.)
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Re: CONTEST: Draw the Devil (for kids of all ages) -
09-05-2007, 05:11 AM
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